This talk was originally presented at Carbon Five's May 2016 Talk Night in Santa Monica, CA. It's about designing conversational UI in the form of chatbots. The first part is an overview of the current landscape of bot platforms, from SMS to native apps. I review how each platform affects UX and product strategy, and I offer advice on choosing which platform is best to use when launching your bot. The second half covers the best practices of designing a conversational UI – from making sure your bot is asking the right questions, to getting your user to answer in the right way, to organizing your chat paths.