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Joshua Hardy
November 15, 2023
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Week 1 Storyboard for Moroni Taylor's Storyboard Mentorship.
Joshua Hardy
November 15, 2023
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TheLeak
Scene 1 Panel 1 SFX Whooshing noises during zoom
Scene 2 Panel 1 SFX Sonar Beeps Slowly and Rhythmically
Scene 2 Panel 2 Dialog Sgt. Pepper: So Anyway, That's
when the German Coast Guard responds in and says in a thick accent; "What are you Sinking about?!"
Scene 3 Panel 1 Dialog Captain Kite: AH HAHAHA!
Scene 3 Panel 2 Dialog Captain Kite: Classic
Scene 4 Panel 1 Dialog OVER PA SYSTEM: *PSHHHT* Captain
Kite! Captain Kite! this is an Ensign Rigby, do you copy?
Scene 4 Panel 2 Dialog OVER PA SYSTEM: We're in
a state of emergency. There's been a breach near the starboard side of the sub!
Scene 5 Panel 1 Dialog Captain Kite: Well that's not
good.
Scene 5 Panel 2 Dialog Captain Kite: Well that's not
good.
Scene 5 Panel 3 Dialog Captain Kite: 10-4! 10-4! How
much water have we taken on? Are our Buoyancy pumps in functional?
Scene 6 Panel 1 Dialog Ens. Rigby on P.A: The
Buoyancy Pumps are fine Captain. But I'm afraid You've Misunderstood. The Breach isn't in the hull. It's in the Sub's Nuclear Reactor.
Scene 6 Panel 2 Dialog Ens. Rigby on P.A: Everybody
here in the back half of the sub has received a fatal dosage of radiation. We know what protocol is for this situation. And I... I just wanted to say it was a pleasure serving with you Captain.
Scene 6 Panel 3 Dialog Ens. Rigby on P.A: And
I...um... I just wanted to say it was a pleasure serving with you Captain.
Scene 7 Panel 1 Dialog Sgt. Pepper: Protocol? What Protocol
is she talking about?
Scene 8 Panel 1 Dialog KITE: You know as well
as I do. In the event of a reactor breach, We're instructed to follow the limited evacuation protocol.
Scene 9 Panel 1 Dialog KITE: Command staff like you
and me are seen as an irreplaceable investment. We're instructed to survive at all costs.
Scene 10 Panel 1 Dialog KITE: We're to press this
button, on our control console here.
Scene 10 Panel 2 Dialog KITE: This will Jettison the
command bridge of the submarine and float us to safety.
Scene 10 Panel 3
Scene 11 Panel 1 Dialog KITE: I don't have the
stomach for this.
Scene 11 Panel 2 Dialog KITE: Sgt. Pepper. As Captain,
I order you to follow protocol, And save our lives.
Scene 12 Panel 1 Dialog PEPPER: With all due respects
Kite...
Scene 12 Panel 2 Dialog PEPPER: I Refuse! My Nephew
Is a cook in the Galley.
Scene 13 Panel 1 Dialog KITE: Then It's Decided.
Scene 13 Panel 2 Dialog KITE: We're Going down with
the ship.
Scene 14 Panel 1 Dialog KITE: Any Objections? PEPPER: None
Captain. KITE: Good.
Scene 15 Panel 1