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"Small Potatoes" - Personal Piece

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"Small Potatoes" - Personal Piece

A long-suffering gardener working at a mega-corporate agricultural base on an alien planet is down to his last chance before getting fired. All he has to do is plant some potatoes without messing up...how hard can that be? The local alien fauna certainly aren't anything to worry about...right?

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KadenWestbrook

December 19, 2025

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    c k h e r e , s i r .

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    c k h e r e , s i r .

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    n s !

  26. P A R S O N S : Y e

    s s i r .

  27. B O S S : I f i t w

    e r e my d e c i s i o n , I ’ d F I R E y o u r i g h t n o w . . .

  28. B O S S : B U T I ’

    v e b e e n d i r e c t e d t o g i v e y o u o n e l a s t c h a n c e . I ’ v e g i v e n y o u a j o b s o e a s y , a MO N K E Y c o u l d d o i t .

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    g h t a w a y , s i r . O v e r a n d o u t .
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  37. N O H E L ME T = C E

    R T A I N D E A T H S u i t u p i n g r e e n h o u s e !

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    R T A I N D E A T H S u i t u p i n g r e e n h o u s e ! P A R S O N S : ( Mo c k i n g B O S S , S o u t h e r n a c c e n t ) I ’ v e g i v e n y o u a j o b s o e a s y a mo n k e y c o u l d d o i t !

  39. N O H E L ME T = C E

    R T A I N D E A T H S u i t u p i n g r e e n h o u s e ! P A R S O N S : G e t p l a n t i n ’ !

  40. N O H E L ME T = C E

    R T A I N D E A T H S u i t u p i n g r e e n h o u s e ! P A R S O N S : G e t p l a n t i n ’ !

  41. N O H E L ME T = C E

    R T A I N D E A T H S u i t u p i n g r e e n h o u s e ! P A R S O N S : P s h h h . . .

  42. N O H E L ME T = C E

    R T A I N D E A T H S u i t u p i n g r e e n h o u s e ! P A R S O N S : . . . Y o u ’ d b e L U C K Y t o g e t a mo n k e y t o w o r k t h i s j o b . . .

  43. N O H E L ME T = C E

    R T A I N D E A T H S u i t u p i n g r e e n h o u s e ! ( F R O M O . S . ) : ME E E R P !

  44. N O H E L ME T = C E

    R T A I N D E A T H S u i t u p i n g r e e n h o u s e ! P A R S O N S : H u h ?

  45. N O H E L ME T = C E

    R T A I N D E A T H S u i t u p i n g r e e n h o u s e ! P A R S O N S : O h . . . h e y l i t t l e g u y !

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    t t h e h e c k a r e y o u . . . s o me k i n d a r a b b i t o r s o me t h i n g - - ?
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  60. P A R S O N S : H e

    y ! !

  61. P A R S O N S : H e

    y ! !
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  65. A L I E N S : ME E R

    P ! ME E R P ! P A R S O N S : N o n o n o ! G e t b a c k h e r e !

  66. A L I E N S : ME E R

    P ! ME E R P ! P A R S O N S : N o n o n o ! G e t b a c k h e r e !

  67. A L I E N S : ME E R

    P ! ME E R P ! P A R S O N S : N o n o n o ! G e t b a c k h e r e !
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  69. A L I E N S : ME E R

    P ME E R P ME E R P ME E R P < V A C U U M N O I S E > P A R S O N S : H e y w a i t ! N o n o n o n o n o !

  70. A L I E N S : ME E R

    P ME E R P ME E R P ME E R P < V A C U U M N O I S E > P A R S O N S : H e y w a i t ! N o n o n o n o n o !

  71. A L I E N S : ME E R

    P ME E R P ME E R P ME E R P < V A C U U M N O I S E > P A R S O N S : H e y w a i t ! N o n o n o n o n o !

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    P ME E R P ME E R P ME E R P < V A C U U M N O I S E > P A R S O N S : H e y w a i t ! N o n o n o n o n o !

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    P ME E R P ME E R P ME E R P < V A C U U M N O I S E > P A R S O N S : H e y w a i t ! N o n o n o n o n o !
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  83. B O S S : P A R S O

    N S ! S t a t u s r e p o r t !

  84. B O S S : P A R S O

    N S ! S t a t u s r e p o r t !

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    e - - - ?

  86. B O S S : Wh a t ’ s

    g o i n g o n o v e r t h e r e ?

  87. P A R S O N S : U h

    h i t ’ s g r e a t , s t a t u s i s g r e a t ! N o t h i n g a b o u t t h e s t a t u s i s b a d , w e ’ r e a l l g o o d h e r e .

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    h i t ’ s g r e a t , s t a t u s i s g r e a t ! N o t h i n g a b o u t t h e s t a t u s i s b a d , w e ’ r e a l l g o o d h e r e .

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    y o u me a n WE ?

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    y o u me a n WE ?

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    y o u me a n WE ?

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    g o i n g o n o v e r t h e r e ?

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    g o i n g o n o v e r t h e r e ?

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    g o i n g o n o v e r t h e r e ?

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    g o i n g o n o v e r t h e r e ?

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    N O T H I N G !

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    A S P ! >
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    N S ? I ’ m c o mi n g d o w n t h e r e !

  107. B O S S : P A R S O

    N S ? I ’ m c o mi n g d o w n t h e r e !

  108. B O S S : P A R S O

    N S ? I ’ m c o mi n g d o w n t h e r e !

  109. B O S S : P A R S O

    N S ? I ’ m c o mi n g d o w n t h e r e !

  110. B O S S : P A R S O

    N S ? I ’ m c o mi n g d o w n t h e r e !

  111. B O S S : P A R S O

    N S ? I ’ m c o mi n g d o w n t h e r e !

  112. A L I E N S : ME E R

    P ME E R P ME E E E E R P . . . ME E E E E E E R P . . . . MO O O O R P . . .

  113. A L I E N S : ME E R

    P ME E R P ME E E E E R P . . . ME E E E E E E R P . . . . MO O O O R P . . .

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    P ME E R P ME E E E E R P . . . ME E E E E E E R P . . . . MO O O O R P . . .
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  137. B O S S : T H I S I

    S I T , P A R S O N S ! T H I S I S T H E D A Y I F I N A L L Y F I R E Y O U !

  138. B O S S : T H I S I

    S I T , P A R S O N S ! T H I S I S T H E D A Y I F I N A L L Y F I R E Y O U !

  139. B O S S : ( D U MB S

    T R U C K ) U h h . . .
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    t a r e y o u w a i t i n g f o r !

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    t a r e y o u w a i t i n g f o r !
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  145. P A R S O N S : < I

    MI T A T I N G B O S S > G E T P I C K I N ’ !

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    MI T A T I N G B O S S > G E T P I C K I N ’ !