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Kevin Leal
March 20, 2021
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One Slurpee Later
Kevin Leal
March 20, 2021
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Dialog Keplar: Ohhhh
Dialog Keplar: well this is just
Dialog Keplar: great.
Dialog Keplar: Uh!
Dialog Keplar: I knew we should have stopped
Dialog Keplar: on Mars
Dialog Keplar: FOR GAS!
Dialog Keplar: It's fine.
Dialog Keplar: We'll just have to go inside
Dialog Keplar: and fill it up with that "candy" stuff
Dialog Keplar: they have here.
Action Notes Offscreen:*Big slurping noise.*
Action Notes *More slurping noises*
Dialog Steve: Ahhh. Sweet!
Dialog Steve: I can fill this up while we are
in there!
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Dialog Keplar: No.
Dialog Keplar: We're not stopping for a bathroom break
Dialog Keplar: on the way home.
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Action Notes Offscreen: *Electric Door Bell Rings*
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Dialog Keplar: Okay
Dialog Keplar: here it is.
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Dialog Steve: HUHHH!
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Dialog Keplar: Perfect.
Dialog Keplar: Steve C'mon we'r-
Dialog Keplar: STEVE!
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Dialog Steve: What?
Dialog Steve: I just wanted a little bit.
Dialog Offscreen Voice: You know you have to pay for
that right?
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Dialog Cashier: Let's go kid.
Dialog Cashier: WAA-
Dialog Cashier: AHH!
Action Notes *THUD*
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Dialog Steve: Guys!?
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Dialog Keplar: What was that noise?
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Dialog Keplar: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Dialog Steve: Mmmm...
Dialog Steve: Is he dead?
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Dialog Cashier: Uhhhh...
Dialog Bringon: No he's not.
Dialog Bringon: Please Steve
Dialog Bringon: just bring the fuel cell back to the
ship.
Dialog Bringon: We'll take care of this.
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Dialog Steve: Okay.
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Dialog Steve: Urrr!
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Action Notes *Electric Door Bell Rings*
Dialog Steve: Greetings Earthling!
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Dialog Steve: How may I assist you?
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Dialog Burglar: Open the register!
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Dialog Steve: Huhh!
Dialog Steve: Cool disguise!
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Dialog Steve: Are you from sector 237 too?
Dialog Burglar: No!
Dialog Burglar: Isn't there
Dialog Burglar: anybody else
Dialog Burglar: who works here
Dialog Burglar: that can,
Dialog Burglar: ohh, I don't know
Dialog Burglar: open the register
Dialog Burglar: for me!
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Dialog Steve: Yeaaa, but he's a little busy right now.
Dialog Burglar: Busy?
Dialog Burglar: Well I don't want him calling nobody!
Dialog Steve: Relax, he won't!
Dialog Steve: He doesn't even know you're here!
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Action Notes *Car Alarm*
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Action Notes *Car Alarm*
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Action Notes *Car Alarm*
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Dialog Steve: Sooo, uhhh
Dialog Steve: is there anything else I can help you
with
Dialog Steve: human?
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Dialog Burglar: JUST OPEN THE REGISTER!
Dialog Steve: The register? Hm.
Dialog Steve: What's in there?
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Dialog Steve: Ohhhh
Dialog Steve: human money!
Dialog Burglar: Yes...
Dialog Burglar: Yes,
Dialog Burglar: Finally!
Dialog Burglar: Hahaha!
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Dialog Burglar: Now want to hand it-
Dialog Burglar: What are you doing!?
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Dialog Steve: Hm?
Dialog Steve: Sorry,
Dialog Steve: but look how cool this is!
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Dialog Burglar: NOOOO!
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Dialog Steve: Ahhh
Dialog Steve: the fire is getting bigger,
Dialog Steve: let's add the rest!
Dialog Burglar: Wait.
Dialog Burglar: No!
Dialog Burglar: Please!
Dialog Burglar: Please don't.
Dialog Burglar: I'm sorry for yelling-
Dialog Burglar: No don't!
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Dialog Steve: Mmm, Toasty.
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Dialog Burglar: BWAHH!
Dialog Burglar: *growling*
Dialog Burglar: *growling*
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Dialog Steve: Bye friend!
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Dialog Burglar: Stinkin' Cashier!
Dialog Burglar: That was my good baseball bat
Dialog Burglar: too.
Dialog Burglar: Whatever.
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Dialog Burglar: AHH!
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Action Notes *Electric Door Bell Rings*
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Dialog Burglar: Wahh!?
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Dialog Burglar: Hey Ma.
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Dialog Burglar: Yea.
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Dialog Burglar: I think I'm ready
Dialog Burglar: to call that therapist
Dialog Burglar: you were talking about.
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Dialog Cashier: Uhhh... Where am I?