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Kirsten
July 26, 2020
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Malta and Juniper
Kirsten
July 26, 2020
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Transcript
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[Camera pans right 1-2, pans right and zooms out 2-3]
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Malta: *gargling noises*
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Malta: Hi Juniper! Whatcha doing?
Juniper: Good day, Malta...
Juniper: I am making epic strides in the field of...
Juniper: HORTICULTURE!!!!
[Turn to face toward camera] Malta: Sounds fun!
Malta: Want a mint?
Juniper: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Juniper: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! (con’t)
Juniper: Those are Bentos!
Malta: Yeah?
Juniper: I have soda in this watering can!
[Background changes] Juniper: If
[Cam zooms out, pans left] Juniper: the
Juniper: two were to atomically conjoin...
Juniper: the consequences would be combustive!
Malta: Hmm…combustive…
Malta: Oh! You mean they’d explode??
Juniper: Yes!
Malta: Cool!
Juniper: Not Cool! Get those out of here!
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[Camera pans up]
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Malta: um...
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Malta: NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Malta: I only have 5 seconds to eat all of
them!!!!!!
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(OS) *intense chewing noises*