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Malta and Juniper

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July 26, 2020
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Malta and Juniper

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Kirsten

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Transcript

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  2. [Camera pans right 1-2, pans right and zooms out 2-3]

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  6. Malta: *gargling noises*

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  8. Malta: Hi Juniper! Whatcha doing?

  9. Juniper: Good day, Malta...

  10. Juniper: I am making epic strides in the field of...

  11. Juniper: HORTICULTURE!!!!

  12. [Turn to face toward camera] Malta: Sounds fun!

  13. Malta: Want a mint?

  14. Juniper: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

  15. Juniper: AAAAAAHHHHH!!! (con’t)

  16. Juniper: Those are Bentos!

  17. Malta: Yeah?

  18. Juniper: I have soda in this watering can!

  19. [Background changes] Juniper: If

  20. [Cam zooms out, pans left] Juniper: the

  21. Juniper: two were to atomically conjoin...

  22. Juniper: the consequences would be combustive!

  23. Malta: Hmm…combustive…

  24. Malta: Oh! You mean they’d explode??

  25. Juniper: Yes!

  26. Malta: Cool!

  27. Juniper: Not Cool! Get those out of here!

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  30. [Camera pans up]

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  34. Malta: um...

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  39. Malta: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

  40. Malta: I only have 5 seconds to eat all of

    them!!!!!!
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  43. (OS) *intense chewing noises*