Bad Snack

Gus and Westley attempt to hide from Lisette that Westley has turned into her beloved dog, Oatmeal.

Transcript

1. Dialog Westley: Gus we-
2. Dialog Westley: did it!
3. Dialog Gus: That
4. Dialog Gus: was easier
5. Dialog Gus: than I thought Westley!
6. Dialog Westley: Lisette is going to be
7. Dialog Westley: so
8. Dialog Westley: happy
9. Dialog Westley: that we
10. Dialog Westley: found
11. Dialog Westley: Oatmeal!
12. Dialog Westley: And I
13. Dialog Westley: bet
14. Dialog Westley: she'll
15. Dialog Westley: say
16. Dialog Westley: "oh-
17. Dialog Westley: Westley you're-
18. Dialog Westley: my hero!"
19. Dialog Gus: Or maybe
20. Dialog Gus: Lisette will ask you to be her boyfriend!
21. Dialog Both: EEEEEEE
22. Dialog Both: EEEEEEE
23. Dialog Both: EEEEEEE
24. Dialog Both: EEEEEEE
29. Dialog Westley: AAAHHH!!!
30. Dialog Westley: MY MAGIC ROCK!
31. Dialog Westley: MY MAGIC ROCK!
32. Dialog Westley: MY MAGIC ROCK!
33. Dialog Westley: MY MAGIC ROCK!
36. Action Notes *POOF*
38. Dialog Gus: Ugh, what happened? *gasp* Westley you're- Westley: AAAHHH!!! Oatmeal: *bark*bark*bark*
39. Dialog *barking continues* Westley: AAHH!! GET IN-
40. Dialog Westley: THERE GUS!!
49. Dialog Oatmeal: BARK!
50. Dialog Oatmeal: Is Oatmeal okay!?
51. Dialog Gus: AAAHHH!!!
53. Dialog *dog huffing and snorting noises*
54. Dialog *dog huffing and snorting noises*
55. Dialog *dog huffing and snorting noises*
56. Dialog *dog huffing and snorting noises*
57. Dialog *dog huffing and snorting noises*
58. Dialog *dog huffing and snorting noises*
59. Dialog *dog huffing and snorting noises*
61. Dialog Gus and Westley: *GASP*
65. Dialog *Westley grunting*
66. Dialog *Westley grunting*
67. Dialog *Westley grunting*
68. Dialog *Westley grunting*
69. Dialog Gus: Oh no! OH
70. Dialog Gus: Oh no! OH
71. Dialog Gus: NOO!!
72. Dialog *Westley grunting*
73. Dialog *Westley grunting*
74. Dialog *Westley grunting*
75. Dialog *Westley grunting*
76. Dialog *Westley grunting*
78. Dialog *Gus grunting*
79. Dialog *Gus grunting*
80. Dialog *Gus grunting*
81. Dialog Oatmeal: Yelp!
83. Dialog Oatmeal: *whimpering*
84. Dialog Oatmeal: *whimpering*
86. Dialog Westley: Phew
87. Dialog Westley: Phew
88. Dialog Westley: Phew
89. Dialog Westley: hey
90. Dialog Westley: Hey Lisette
98. Dialog Gus: Lisette!!
99. Dialog Gus: Lisette...
100. Dialog Gus: we-
101. Dialog Gus: we-
102. Dialog Gus: we-
103. Dialog Gus: we-
104. Dialog Westley: What he means to say is
105. Dialog Westley: My name is Mr.
106. Dialog Westley: uhh--
107. Dialog Westley: uhh--
108. Dialog Westley: Briefs...
109. Dialog Westley: Boxer Briefs...
110. Dialog Westley: and me and Gus have new information about-
111. Dialog Westley: Oatmeal's whereabouts!
112. Dialog Westley: Oatmeal's whereabouts!
113. Dialog Westley os: We'd like to discuss...
114. Dialog Lisette: Oatmeal!?
115. Dialog Lisette: Have a seat!
116. Dialog Lisette: and I'll be right with you!
123. Dialog *Lisette humming* Action Notes Music can be heard from Lisette's ear buds.
124. Dialog *Lisette humming* Action Notes Music can be heard from Lisette's ear buds.
125. Dialog *Lisette humming* Action Notes Music can be heard from Lisette's ear buds.
126. Dialog *Lisette humming* Action Notes Music plays from a distance
127. Dialog *Lisette humming* Action Notes Music plays from a distance
128. Dialog *Lisette humming*
129. Dialog Gus: I have a very bad feeling about this.
130. Dialog Gus: This won't work.
131. Dialog Westley: No no-
132. Dialog Westley: No no, it will work.
133. Dialog Westley: I really need you with me on this Gus...
134. Dialog Westley: Because Lisette will never go out with me-
135. Dialog Westley: if she finds out what
136. Dialog Westley: really happened to Oatmeal!
137. Dialog Westley: And she will kill us!!
138. Dialog Westley: First you
139. Dialog Westley: then me
140. Dialog Westley: do you understand!
141. Dialog Gus: O-okay, but-
142. Dialog BOTH: AAAGGGHHH!!!
146. Dialog *slurping sounds on the glass*
147. Dialog *slurping sounds on the glass*
148. Dialog *slurping sounds on the glass*
149. Dialog *slurping sounds on the glass*
158. Dialog Oatmeal: *growling*
163. Dialog Gus: What are we going
164. Dialog Gus: to do about your face?
165. Dialog Westley: Shh shh shh
179. Dialog Lisette: So...
180. Dialog Lisette: What
181. Dialog Lisette: What
182. Dialog Lisette: What did you find?!
183. Dialog Westley: Uh we found a few paw prints
184. Dialog Westley: by the train tracks but they faded away-
185. Dialog Westley: so it's he must have vanished-
189. Dialog Gus: Please don't cry...
190. Dialog Westley: Uh, yes we are all in this together
191. Dialog Westley: during these unprecedented times.
192. Dialog Lisette: WAAAAHHHH!!!
193. Dialog Lisette: I can't eat-
194. Dialog Lisette: I can't sleep!
195. Dialog Lisette OS: I don't have--
196. Dialog Lisette OS: --any more money!
197. Dialog Lisette: Oatmeal was
198. Dialog Lisette: the last
199. Dialog Lisette: precious thing
200. Dialog Lisette: I had...
201. Dialog Lisette O.S.: I don't
202. Dialog Lisette O.S.: know what
203. Dialog Lisette O.S.: to do
204. Dialog Lisette O.S.: anymore!
205. Dialog Lisette O.S.: anymore!
206. Dialog Lisette O.S.: This was--
207. Dialog Lisette O.S.: --my worst fear!
208. Dialog Lisette O.S.: Except
209. Dialog Lisette O.S.: worse!
210. Dialog Lisette O.S.: because he's been--
211. Dialog Lisette O.S.: --obliterated by a train!
212. Action Notes Lisette crying
213. Action Notes Lisette crying
214. Action Notes Lisette crying
215. Action Notes Lisette crying
216. Action Notes Lisette crying
217. Action Notes Lisette crying
218. Dialog Westley os: Now let's not Action Notes Lisette crying
219. Dialog Westley os: jump Action Notes Lisette crying
220. Dialog Westley os: to any Action Notes Lisette crying
221. Dialog Westley os: conclusions! Action Notes Lisette crying
222. Dialog Westley os: He can still
223. Dialog Westley os: be out there
224. Dialog Westley os: there's still
225. Dialog Westley os: plenty of
226. Dialog Westley os: investigating to
228. Dialog Westley os: be done!
230. Action Notes Gus hits their head on the table.
232. Dialog Lisette: What was
233. Dialog Lisette: that?
236. Dialog Westley: What?
238. Dialog Lisette: I thought-
239. Dialog Gus: Wow did you make this for us!?
240. Dialog Lisette: Oh yea, please don't hesitate on my behalf.
241. Dialog Lisette: Oh yea, please don't hesitate on my behalf.
242. Dialog Oatmeal os: BARK!!!!
243. Dialog Oatmeal os: BARK!!!!
244. Dialog WESTLEY (bark-like cough) Action Notes *COUGH*
245. Dialog WESTLEY (bark-like cough) Action Notes *COUGH*
246. Dialog WESTLEY (bark-like cough) Action Notes *COUGH*
247. Dialog Westley: I'm so sorry
248. Dialog Westley: I have the sniffles
249. Dialog Westley: And I would love--
250. Dialog Westley: --eat your cake!
251. Dialog Westley: But I don't want anyone to get sick..
252. Dialog Gus: I'll have his!
254. Dialog Lisette: Oh
255. Dialog Lisette: no
256. Dialog Lisette: no
257. Dialog Lisette You're helping me find my dog-
258. Dialog Lisette so I insist!
263. Dialog Lisette Also you've already done more than
264. Dialog Lisette Westley
265. Dialog Lisette ever did anyway,
266. Dialog Lisette can only assume he's out there lapping up life.
276. Dialog Lisette: What?
277. Dialog Lisette: What are you looking
278. Dialog Lisette: at?
279. Dialog Westley o.s.: NO!
281. Dialog WESTLEY: I'll eat the cake!
289. Dialog Lisette: Are you--
290. Dialog Lisette: feeling
291. Dialog Lisette: alright?
302. Dialog Westley: SO GOOD!!
304. Dialog Gus: Isn't chocolate bad for-
313. Dialog Lisette: WHAT THE HELL!?
316. Dialog Gus: He has allergies.
317. Dialog SFX: <*scratching/loud barking at the front door*>
318. Dialog SFX: <*scratching/loud barking at the front door*>
319. Dialog SFX: <*scratching/loud barking/whimpering at the front door*> Action Notes *BANG*
320. Dialog SFX: <*scratching/loud barking/whimpering at the front door*>
321. Dialog SFX: <*scratching/loud barking/whimpering at the front door*> Action Notes *BANG*
322. Dialog SFX: <*scratching/loud barking/whimpering at the front door*>
323. Dialog Lisette: Oatmeal?!
324. Dialog Gus: There's some--
325. Dialog Gus: --thing you should know before you get that-
326. Dialog Westley OS: Lisette...
327. Dialog Westley: The cake
328. Dialog Westley: was
329. Dialog Westley: delicious...
330. Dialog Westley: delicious...
331. Dialog Westley: delicious...
332. Dialog Lisette: AHH!!
334. Dialog Lisette: Oatmeal?!
335. Dialog Lisette: Oatmeal?!
336. Dialog Lisette: What's going on?!
337. Dialog Gus: Heh, y-you see it was an accident!
338. Dialog Gus o.s.: Oatmeal Action Notes *Westley coughing*
339. Dialog Gus o.s.: swallowed a Action Notes *Westley coughing*
340. Dialog Gus o.s.: magic Action Notes *Westley coughing*
341. Dialog Gus o.s.: rock! Action Notes *Westley coughing*
342. Dialog Gus: And he and Westley
343. Dialog Gus: switched!
344. Dialog Gus: switched!
346. Action Notes *BANG*
347. Action Notes *BANG!*
352. Dialog Oatmeal: AHWOOOO-
353. Dialog Oatmeal: OOOOOOO-
354. Dialog Oatmeal: OOOOOOO-
355. Dialog Oatmeal: OOOOOOO-
356. Action Notes *Westley coughing*