C-Store Crime Scene from The Strange Calls Pilot

1. 01 INT. SMALL TOWN CONVENIENCE STORE — DAY WIDE SFX: Doorbell dings
2. 02 AMERICAN — LOW ANGLE SFX: Background chatter
3. 03 FULL COP: Sergeant, this is Banks. Just in from the city. Starting today?
4. 04 MED — HIGH ANGLE TOBY: Toby. We spoke on the phone earlier. You said someone would pick me up at the ferry station when I got in, but… no one did.
5. 05 MED CU — LOW ANGLE LLOYD: Are you calling me a liar?
6. 06 MED OTS — HIGH ANGLE TOBY: Oh no sir. I just… nevermind.”
7. 07 MED OTS LLOYD: I’ve got my hands full right now, as you can see.
8. 08 AMERICAN LLOYD: Last night a store clerk was savagely attacked.
9. 09 CLOSE ON PUDDLE
10. 10 MED CU TOBY: Oh God! The attacker did that?
11. 11 AMERICAN LLOYD: No, Davis did that.
12. 12 AMERICAN LLOYD: Fixed himself a slushy and forgot to turn off the machine.
13. 13 AMERICAN LLOYD: Then poor Rogers wasn’t looking when he came in, and — bam.
14. 14 FULL — HIGH ANGLE LLOYD: Hang in there, Rogers. We’re all pulling for you.
15. 15 MED CU LLOYD: Damn shame. My best man.
16. 16 MED CU TOBY: Terrible. And the attack victim?
17. 17 FULL
18. 18 MED CLERK: …I heard the ding and came out from the back, and… it was chaos.
19. 19 AMERICAN LLOYD: Let’s have a look.
20. 20 CLOSE ON SKETCH
21. 21 AMERICAN OTH — LOW ANGLE LLOYD: What is that?
22. 22 MED CU CLERK: That’s the thing that attacked me. I think it was like, a mutant sloth. Or a little Bigfoot.
23. 23 AMERICAN — LOW LLOYD: A Littlefoot? No such thing.
24. 24 MED CU CLERK: No, a Bigfoot that’s little. Still a Bigfoot. Just small.
25. 25 MED OTS LLOYD: A Smallfoot.
26. 26 MED OTS CLERK: No, a Bigfoot scaled down.
27. 27 MED CLERK: Like if you took a Bigfoot and shot him with a shrink ray—
28. 28 MED CU CLERK: —And he shrunk down small? Like that.
29. 29 MED CU LLOYD: Are you on drugs?
30. 30 CU CLERK: Like—
31. 31 MED CLERK: —Right now?