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Sugar Rush

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  10. Dialog MARGE: Alright boys,

  11. Dialog MARGE: Tuck in. JEFF: Thanks mom!

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  13. Dialog EARL: Uhm

  14. Dialog EARL: Aunt Marge. I hate to be the squeaky

    wheel but would you perhaps have something with a little less sugar? Perhaps scrambled duck eggs?

  15. Dialog MARGE: Sorry kiddo. No Ducks.

  16. Dialog MARGE: Though from the sounds of it we have

    a pig. Breath Jeffy!
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  18. Dialog JEFF: Gasp

  19. Dialog JEFF: Wheeze

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  22. Dialog JEFF: Sorry mom! Pheebs is coming over soon. Says

    there's something amazing I gotta see.

  23. Dialog SFX: Door bell rings JEFF: THAT'S HER

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  25. Dialog JEFF: see ya!

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  27. Dialog MARGE O.S: Hold on a minute mister.

  28. Dialog MARGE: Huddle up.

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  30. Dialog MARGE: How about you be a good big cousin

    and take your little cousin with you huh?

  31. Dialog MARGE: Go do something fun and easy on his

    delicate sensibilities.

  32. Dialog MARGE: He's very sensitive and it's driving me crazy.

  33. Dialog JEFF: Ugh Fine

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  40. Dialog JEFF: It works.

  41. Dialog PHEEBS: RAHH JEFF: OOF

  42. Dialog PHEEBS: You know what that is Jeffery.

  43. Dialog JEFF: A slightly sweaty paper sack?

  44. Dialog PHEEBS: Very observant. What we're interested in is it's

    contents

  45. Dialog PHEEBS: This

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  47. Dialog PHOEBE: Sweet Ambrosia of the Gods

  48. Dialog PHOEBE: Sweet Ambrosia of the Gods

  49. Dialog PHOEBE: Sweet Ambrosia of the Gods

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  51. Dialog PHOEBE: IS AVAILABLE LIMITED TIME ONLY NO PURCHASE NECESSARY

    AT KIDS CANDY EMPORIUM. FREE. CANDY.

  52. Dialog PHOEBE: LET'S GO

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  54. Dialog EARL: Actually

  55. Dialog EARL: I'm terribly unable to eat sugar. Perhaps there's

    something else we can all do?

  56. Dialog PHOEBE: Oh yeah?

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  59. Dialog PHOEBE: And just who are you exactly?

  60. Dialog EARL: I'm Jeff's cousin. Earl. Nice to meet you.

  61. Dialog PHOEBE: Yeah yeah charmed.

  62. Dialog PHOEBE: Well I have great news earl

  63. Dialog PHOEBE: I have just the cure for what ails

    ya

  64. Dialog PHOEBE: I have just the cure for what ails

    ya

  65. Dialog PHOEBE: you're welcome

  66. Dialog PHOEBE: you're welcome

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  77. Dialog PHOEBE: Let's roll

  78. Dialog JEFF: I'm not sure that was such a good

    idea

  79. Dialog PHOEBE: Oh please what a bunch of bo-

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  81. Dialog PHOEBE: -logna

  82. Dialog PHOEBE: hehe well...he didn't have any trouble eating it...

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  91. Dialog WAITER: Here's You-

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  94. Dialog JEFF: GET BACK HERE

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  99. Dialog JEFF: My mom is so going to kill me.

  100. Dialog JEFF: My mom is so going to kill me.

  101. Dialog JEFF: My mom is so going to kill me.

  102. Dialog JEFF: I hope he hasn't gotten far

  103. Dialog PHOEBE: I don't know. It's pretty busy out today

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  106. Dialog JEFF: Oh man.

  107. Dialog JEFF:Do you see him?

  108. Dialog PHOEBE: No but-

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  113. Dialog PHOEBE: I can smell him

  114. Dialog PHOEBE: He's close

  115. Dialog JEFF: Well keep your nose peeled

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  122. Dialog JEFF: THERE!

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  125. Dialog JEFF: One.

  126. Dialog JEFF: TWO

  127. Dialog JEFF: THREE

  128. Dialog JEFF: wahhh!

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  130. Dialog JEFF: wahhh!

  131. Dialog PHOEBE: Oh no ya don't!

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  133. Dialog PHOEBE: RAHHHH

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  136. Dialog EARL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  137. Dialog PHOEBE: GET BACK HERE

  138. Dialog PHOEBE: GET BACK HERE

  139. Dialog PHOEBE: GET BACK HERE

  140. Dialog PHOEBE: GET BACK HERE

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  146. Dialog PIGEONS: coo coo

  147. Dialog PIGEONS: coo coo

  148. Dialog PIGEONS: coo coo

  149. Dialog PIGEONS: coo coo

  150. Dialog EARL: COO COO COO COO

  151. Dialog EARL: COO COO COO COO

  152. Dialog EARL: COO COO COO COO

  153. Dialog EARL: COO COO COO COO

  154. Dialog EARL: COO COO COO COO

  155. Dialog EARL: COO COO COO COO OLD LADY: Nice birdy.

  156. Dialog EARL: COO COO COO COO

  157. Dialog EARL: COO COO COO COO

  158. Dialog EARL: COO COO COO COO

  159. Dialog PHOEBE: he's totally coocoobonkers. Are you sure you want

    him back?

  160. Dialog JEFF: I don't have a choice.

  161. Dialog JEFF: I have to get him and YOU have

    to help me.

  162. Dialog PHOEBE: Well just a reminded we're missing out on

    all that CANDY

  163. Dialog JEFF: Well just a reminder we wouldn't be if

    you hadn't shoved sugar down his throat

  164. Dialog PHOEBE: Well just a reminder I wouldn't have shoved

    sugar down his throat if he would just eat it like a normal person

  165. Dialog JEFF: Well just a reminder not everyone is the

    same as yOU Pheebs

  166. Dialog PHOEBE: (whispered) Well just a reminder AAAA

  167. Dialog JEFF: (whispered) AAAAA

  168. Dialog PHOEBE: (whispered) AAAAAAAAAA!

  169. Dialog JEFF: (whispered) AAAAAAAA!!

  170. Dialog PHOEBE: Ok ok ok. I have another idea.

  171. Dialog PHOEBE: But I'm going to need your shoelaces.

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  194. Dialog PHOEBE: just a matter of time.

  195. Dialog PHOEBE: There!

  196. Dialog PHOEBE: come on...come on

  197. Dialog PHOEBE: come on...come on

  198. Dialog PHOEBE: come on...come on

  199. Dialog PHOEBE: come on...come on

  200. Dialog PHOEBE: GOTCHA!

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  202. Dialog JEFF: Come on Earl

  203. Dialog JEFF: Nice and easy

  204. Dialog EARL: HISSS

  205. Dialog EARL: HISSS

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  211. Dialog PHOEBE: OH COME ON

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  220. Dialog JEFF: gone.

  221. Dialog JEFF: Guess we might as well head back home.

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  224. Dialog JEFF: Moms going to ground me till I'm 80

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  228. Dialog PHOEBE: want some candy?

  229. Dialog JEFF: Yea sure

  230. Dialog EARL: RAHHHHH

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  233. Dialog PHOEBE: NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR

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  236. Dialog PHOEBE: GIVE ME MY CANDY YOU TWERP

  237. Dialog PHOEBE: GIVE ME MY CANDY YOU TWERP

  238. Dialog PHOEBE: GIVE ME MY CANDY YOU TWERP

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  244. Dialog JEFF: Oh no! He just ate a lot of

    sugar..
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  250. Dialog JEFF: too much sugar! Haha

  251. Dialog JEFF: too much sugar! Haha

  252. Dialog JEFF: I'll take him home

  253. Dialog JEFF: Then we can head to the store ok?

  254. Dialog JEFF: Then we can head to the store ok?

  255. Dialog JEFF: Then we can head to the store ok?

  256. Dialog PHOEBE: the deals over by now. This is payment

    for my hubris. JEFF: ok? Bye.
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  260. Dialog SFX: Door slam

  261. Dialog MARGE: Oh. Boys. Back so soon? What's wrong with

    him?

  262. Dialog MARGE: Oh. Boys. Back so soon? What's wrong with

    him?

  263. Dialog JEFF: Let's just say we should probably get sugar

    free cereal for tomorrow.

  264. Dialog MARGE: YAwn ok.

  265. Dialog MARGE: I'll put it on the list.

  266. Dialog MARGE: wait

  267. Dialog MARGE: Why