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DialogMARGE: Alright boys,
DialogMARGE: Tuck in.JEFF: Thanks mom!
DialogEARL: Uhm
DialogEARL: Aunt Marge. I hate to be the squeaky wheel but would you perhaps have something with a littleless sugar? Perhaps scrambled duck eggs?
DialogMARGE: Sorry kiddo. No Ducks.
DialogMARGE: Though from the sounds of it we have a pig. Breath Jeffy!
DialogJEFF: Gasp
DialogJEFF: Wheeze
DialogJEFF: Sorry mom! Pheebs is coming over soon. Says there's something amazing I gotta see.
DialogSFX: Door bell ringsJEFF: THAT'S HER
DialogJEFF: see ya!
DialogMARGE O.S: Hold on a minute mister.
DialogMARGE: Huddle up.
DialogMARGE: How about you be a good big cousin and take your little cousin with you huh?
DialogMARGE: Go do something fun and easy on his delicate sensibilities.
DialogMARGE: He's very sensitive and it's driving me crazy.
DialogJEFF: Ugh Fine
DialogJEFF: It works.
DialogPHEEBS: RAHHJEFF: OOF
DialogPHEEBS: You know what that is Jeffery.
DialogJEFF: A slightly sweaty paper sack?
DialogPHEEBS: Very observant. What we're interested in is it's contents
DialogPHEEBS: This
DialogPHOEBE: Sweet Ambrosia of the Gods
DialogPHOEBE: IS AVAILABLE LIMITED TIME ONLY NO PURCHASE NECESSARY AT KIDS CANDY EMPORIUM. FREE. CANDY.
DialogPHOEBE: LET'S GO
DialogEARL: Actually
DialogEARL: I'm terribly unable to eat sugar. Perhaps there's something else we can all do?
DialogPHOEBE: Oh yeah?
DialogPHOEBE: And just who are you exactly?
DialogEARL: I'm Jeff's cousin. Earl. Nice to meet you.
DialogPHOEBE: Yeah yeah charmed.
DialogPHOEBE: Well I have great news earl
DialogPHOEBE: I have just the cure for what ails ya
DialogPHOEBE: you're welcome
DialogPHOEBE: Let's roll
DialogJEFF: I'm not sure that was such a good idea
DialogPHOEBE: Oh please what a bunch of bo-
DialogPHOEBE: -logna
DialogPHOEBE: hehe well...he didn't have any trouble eating it...
DialogWAITER: Here's You-
DialogJEFF: GET BACK HERE
DialogJEFF: My mom is so going to kill me.
DialogJEFF: I hope he hasn't gotten far
DialogPHOEBE: I don't know. It's pretty busy out today
DialogJEFF: Oh man.
DialogJEFF:Do you see him?
DialogPHOEBE: No but-
DialogPHOEBE: I can smell him
DialogPHOEBE: He's close
DialogJEFF: Well keep your nose peeled
DialogJEFF: THERE!
DialogJEFF: One.
DialogJEFF: TWO
DialogJEFF: THREE
DialogJEFF: wahhh!
DialogPHOEBE: Oh no ya don't!
DialogPHOEBE: RAHHHH
DialogEARL: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DialogPHOEBE: GET BACK HERE
DialogPIGEONS: coo coo
DialogEARL: COO COO COO COO
DialogEARL: COO COO COO COOOLD LADY: Nice birdy.
DialogPHOEBE: he's totally coocoobonkers. Are you sure you want him back?
DialogJEFF: I don't have a choice.
DialogJEFF: I have to get him and YOU have to help me.
DialogPHOEBE: Well just a reminded we're missing out on all that CANDY
DialogJEFF: Well just a reminder we wouldn't be if you hadn't shoved sugar down his throat
DialogPHOEBE: Well just a reminder I wouldn't have shoved sugar down his throat if he would just eat it likea normal person
DialogJEFF: Well just a reminder not everyone is the same as yOU Pheebs
DialogPHOEBE: (whispered) Well just a reminder AAAA
DialogJEFF: (whispered) AAAAA
DialogPHOEBE: (whispered) AAAAAAAAAA!
DialogJEFF: (whispered) AAAAAAAA!!
DialogPHOEBE: Ok ok ok. I have another idea.
DialogPHOEBE: But I'm going to need your shoelaces.
DialogPHOEBE: just a matter of time.
DialogPHOEBE: There!
DialogPHOEBE: come on...come on
DialogPHOEBE: GOTCHA!
DialogJEFF: Come on Earl
DialogJEFF: Nice and easy
DialogEARL: HISSS
DialogPHOEBE: OH COME ON
DialogJEFF: gone.
DialogJEFF: Guess we might as well head back home.
DialogJEFF: Moms going to ground me till I'm 80
DialogPHOEBE: want some candy?
DialogJEFF: Yea sure
DialogEARL: RAHHHHH
DialogPHOEBE: NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR
DialogPHOEBE: GIVE ME MY CANDY YOU TWERP
DialogJEFF: Oh no! He just ate a lot of sugar..
DialogJEFF: too much sugar! Haha
DialogJEFF: I'll take him home
DialogJEFF: Then we can head to the store ok?
DialogPHOEBE: the deals over by now. This is payment for my hubris.JEFF: ok? Bye.
DialogSFX: Door slam
DialogMARGE: Oh. Boys. Back so soon? What's wrong with him?
DialogJEFF: Let's just say we should probably get sugar free cereal for tomorrow.
DialogMARGE: YAwn ok.
DialogMARGE: I'll put it on the list.
DialogMARGE: wait
DialogMARGE: Why