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Debate: Benedict Arnold vs Trader Joe's

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February 21, 2017
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Debate: Benedict Arnold vs Trader Joe's

For Buntport Theater's Great Debate — Feb 21, 2017 buntport.com

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Miriam Suzanne

February 21, 2017

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Transcript

  1. I’M TOTALLY AN EXPERT double-click to edit

  2. COOL HORSE “hold that pose while I paint you!”

  3. TOILET PAPER

  4. GROCERY STORE they sell groceries

  5. “CAN YOU PICK UP MILK?” no, I can’t

  6. WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS I CAN’T EVEN

  7. UNBIASED EXPERT double-click to edit

  8. BENEDICT ARNOLD B.A. for “Bad Ass”

  9. BEN. ARNOLD SR. England Men's National Team, 1742

  10. HANNAH WATERMAN KING (artist’s rendering)

  11. SISTER HANNAH (not a joke)

  12. YELLOW FEVER^

  13. AMERICAN (not impressed with #45)

  14. BENEDICT ARNOLD ‐ Benedict Arnold ‐ Benedict Arnold ‐ Benedict

    Arnold

  15. GREAT-GRAND Benedict

  16. None

  17. “I ❤ CABLES”

  18. “WOW”

  19. “NICE COAT”

  20. “TRIPPY”

  21. None

  22. “YEAH BRO”

  23. “POP THAT COLLAR”

  24. "TURNCOAT" rad

  25. BENEDICT ARNOLD Benedict Arnold ‑ Benedict Arnold ‑ Benedict Arnold

    ‑
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  28. TEAM ONE

  29. TEAM TWO

  30. IN COLOR!

  31. A MAP! with arrows and everything

  32. MAYBE

  33. FOR SURE

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  36. ARNOLD PALMER with Arnold Palmer

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  40. WHAT’S UP?

  41. FUCK TRADER JOE’S

  42. I GOT TO BEYONCE

  43. None

  44. BETRAYAL!!!!

  45. “TURNCOAT”

  46. PLAYING FOR ONE TEAM

  47. None

  48. A DIFFERENT TEAM

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  50. EGGS BENEDICT (likely unrelated)

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  57. JOSEPH HARDIN COULOMBE June 3, 1930 in San Diego, California

  58. NORMANS (FRENCH)

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  64. BORING

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  69. BORING

  70. MY DISGUISE “is that jimmy buffet?!?”

  71. FULL

  72. SCOOTER

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  79. “GROCERIES”

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  87. YOU CAN’T COOK (likely unrelated)

  88. None
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  90. OBVIOUSLY AN EXPERT double-click to edit