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Debate: Benedict Arnold vs Trader Joe's
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Miriam Suzanne
February 21, 2017
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Debate: Benedict Arnold vs Trader Joe's
For Buntport Theater's Great Debate — Feb 21, 2017 buntport.com
Miriam Suzanne
February 21, 2017
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Transcript
I’M TOTALLY AN EXPERT double-click to edit
COOL HORSE “hold that pose while I paint you!”
TOILET PAPER
GROCERY STORE they sell groceries
“CAN YOU PICK UP MILK?” no, I can’t
WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS I CAN’T EVEN
UNBIASED EXPERT double-click to edit
BENEDICT ARNOLD B.A. for “Bad Ass”
BEN. ARNOLD SR. England Men's National Team, 1742
HANNAH WATERMAN KING (artist’s rendering)
SISTER HANNAH (not a joke)
YELLOW FEVER^
AMERICAN (not impressed with #45)
BENEDICT ARNOLD ‐ Benedict Arnold ‐ Benedict Arnold ‐ Benedict
Arnold
GREAT-GRAND Benedict
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“I ❤ CABLES”
“WOW”
“NICE COAT”
“TRIPPY”
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“YEAH BRO”
“POP THAT COLLAR”
"TURNCOAT" rad
BENEDICT ARNOLD Benedict Arnold ‑ Benedict Arnold ‑ Benedict Arnold
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TEAM ONE
TEAM TWO
IN COLOR!
A MAP! with arrows and everything
MAYBE
FOR SURE
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ARNOLD PALMER with Arnold Palmer
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WHAT’S UP?
FUCK TRADER JOE’S
I GOT TO BEYONCE
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BETRAYAL!!!!
“TURNCOAT”
PLAYING FOR ONE TEAM
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A DIFFERENT TEAM
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EGGS BENEDICT (likely unrelated)
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JOSEPH HARDIN COULOMBE June 3, 1930 in San Diego, California
NORMANS (FRENCH)
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BORING
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BORING
MY DISGUISE “is that jimmy buffet?!?”
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SCOOTER
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“GROCERIES”
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YOU CAN’T COOK (likely unrelated)
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OBVIOUSLY AN EXPERT double-click to edit