Debate: Benedict Arnold vs Trader Joe's

For Buntport Theater's Great Debate — Feb 21, 2017 buntport.com

Transcript

1. I’M TOTALLY AN EXPERT double-click to edit
2. COOL HORSE “hold that pose while I paint you!”
3. TOILET PAPER
4. GROCERY STORE they sell groceries
5. “CAN YOU PICK UP MILK?” no, I can’t
6. WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS I CAN’T EVEN
7. UNBIASED EXPERT double-click to edit
8. BENEDICT ARNOLD B.A. for “Bad Ass”
9. BEN. ARNOLD SR. England Men's National Team, 1742
10. HANNAH WATERMAN KING (artist’s rendering)
11. SISTER HANNAH (not a joke)
12. YELLOW FEVER^
13. AMERICAN (not impressed with #45)
14. BENEDICT ARNOLD ‐ Benedict Arnold ‐ Benedict Arnold ‐ Benedict Arnold
15. GREAT-GRAND Benedict
17. “I ❤ CABLES”
18. “WOW”
19. “NICE COAT”
20. “TRIPPY”
22. “YEAH BRO”
23. “POP THAT COLLAR”
24. "TURNCOAT" rad
25. BENEDICT ARNOLD Benedict Arnold ‑ Benedict Arnold ‑ Benedict Arnold ‑
28. TEAM ONE
29. TEAM TWO
30. IN COLOR!
31. A MAP! with arrows and everything
32. MAYBE
33. FOR SURE
36. ARNOLD PALMER with Arnold Palmer
40. WHAT’S UP?
41. FUCK TRADER JOE’S
42. I GOT TO BEYONCE
44. BETRAYAL!!!!
45. “TURNCOAT”
46. PLAYING FOR ONE TEAM
48. A DIFFERENT TEAM
50. EGGS BENEDICT (likely unrelated)
57. JOSEPH HARDIN COULOMBE June 3, 1930 in San Diego, California
58. NORMANS (FRENCH)
64. BORING
69. BORING
70. MY DISGUISE “is that jimmy buffet?!?”
71. FULL
72. SCOOTER
79. “GROCERIES”
87. YOU CAN’T COOK (likely unrelated)
90. OBVIOUSLY AN EXPERT double-click to edit