A Pitch to the Heart

Nila gets the courage to confess to her crush, Beth, after a stern talking-to from her alternate selves.

Transcript

1. *background chatter*
2. *background chatter*
3. *background chatter*
4. *background chatter*
5. *background chatter*
6. *scritch scratch*
7. *scritch scratch*
8. *scritch scratch*
9. *scritch scratch*
12. *background chatter*
13. Girl: Gasp!
14. Girl: Nila! Hey!!
15. Girl: Nila! Hey!!
16. Girl: Nila! Hey!!
17. Girl: It's Beth!
18. Nila: !!!
26. Girl: Go talk to her!!
27. Girl: Go talk to her!!
28. Girl: Go talk to her!!
33. Beth: Oh hey Nila!
34. Beth: Oh hey Nila!
35. Beth: Could I sit with you guys for lunch?
39. Nila: Uh, beth... actually..
40. Nila: I was just gonna go back inside.... sorry....
41. Beth: Oh.. okay....
42. *pshhhhhhooooo*
43. *pshhhhhhooooo*
44. *pshhhhhhooooo*
45. *pshhhhhhooooo*
46. *pshhhhhhooooo*
47. *pshhhhhhooooo*
48. *pshhhhhhooooo*
49. *bonk*
52. Nila: Gasp!
55. Nila: Am I... Dead?
56. Movie Star: I wish, Then we wouldn't have to keep watching you.
57. Nila: Huh?
58. Nila: Who are you guys?
59. Baseball Star: Nila, you're not dead.
60. Baseball Star: Nila, you're not dead.
61. Baseball Star: Just temporarily... out of commission.
62. Baseball Star: We thought an intervention would be helpful so we brought you here.
63. Movie Star: You aren't quite living up to our expectations.
64. Nila: What does that mean?
65. Movie Star: Nila, Do you remember
66. Movie Star: Nila, Do you remember
67. Movie Star: Nila, Do you remember
68. Movie Star: Nila, Do you remember
69. Movie Star: that time you wanted to try out for the school play
70. Movie Star: that time you wanted to try out for the school play
71. Movie Star: that time you wanted to try out for the school play
72. Movie Star: but you started stressing out last minute
73. Movie Star: and so you ghosted your audition and scrolled on your phone all lunch instead?
74. Movie Star: Well, I auditioned.
75. Movie Star: I got the lead role, and on the first day of show I got scouted by a casting director.
76. Movie Star: Ended up starring in the biggest action movie of the year, won an oscar,
77. Movie Star: Sang at the white house, yadda yadda.
78. Movie Star: I lived a VERY entertaining life.
79. Baseball Star: Or, do you remember when you told everyone you were gonna join the baseball team,
80. Baseball Star: Or, do you remember when you told everyone you were gonna join the baseball team,
81. Baseball Star: but you gave up right before tryouts because "buff people scared you?"
82. Baseball Star: Well, it's a shame you never tried, because you could have been the greatest baseball player in the HISTORY of baseball.
84. Baseball Star: Instead, you're...
85. Baseball Star: Instead, you're...
86. Baseball Star: Instead, you're...
87. Fish: Blub.
90. Movie Star: and worst of all,
91. Movie Star: it's OUR problem!!!
92. Movie Star: Your pathetic life is our only choice for cinema in this hellhole!
93. Movie Star: LOOK AT HOW EMPTY THIS PLACE IS!!!
94. Movie Star: I am not spending...
95. Movie Star: the next 50 years of MY death
96. Movie Star: Watching YOU
97. Movie Star: unless you get your shit together!!!
98. Baseball Star: She's right. This might seem harsh, but it's getting sad.
100. Nila: Well, what do you want me to do?
101. Nila: I cant help the way I act!
102. Nila: I cant help the way I act!
103. Nila: I cant help the way I act!
104. Nila: I cant help the way I act!
105. Nila: And anyways, It's my life!
106. Nila: And anyways, It's my life!
107. Nila: I can do what I want!
109. *Shuffle*
114. Fish: Blub Blub. Blub blub blub blub blub blub.
120. Fish: Blub blub blub blub blub...
121. Fish: Blub blub blub blub blub...
122. Fish: Blub blub blub blub blub...
123. Fish: Blub blub blub blub blub...
125. Fish: Blub blub blub blub blub...
126. Fish: Blub blub blub blub blub...
127. Fish: Blub blub blub blub blub...
133. Fish: Blub blub blub blub blub...
134. Fish: Blub blub blub blub blub...
135. Fish: Blub blub blub blub blub...
136. Fish: Blub blub blub blub blub...
137. Fish: Blub Blub.
138. Nila: Are you telling me...
139. Nila: I should take charge of my own life, overcome by fears,
140. Nila: and go for the things that make me happy despite the hardships that may come?
141. Fish: Blub.
142. Nila: Thank you...
143. Nila: I think... I understand what you all mean now.
144. Movie Star: Um, so beautiful moment you're having,
145. Movie Star: But we're kinda running out of time here.
146. Baseball Star: Fish, do you wanna do the honours?
153. Fish: Blub Blub.
154. Nila: I'll... try my best!
158. Nila: GASP
161. Beth: OW!
162. Nila: Oh my god! Sorry!
163. Beth: It's fine.. are you feeling good? You were passed out.
167. Nila: Beth... I...
169. Nila: I think...
170. Nila: I'm in love with you.
171. *GASP!!!*