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The boy and the horn

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December 07, 2024
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The boy and the horn

A story about a boy getting a honk he wants.

Oatmeal

December 07, 2024
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Transcript

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  12. I want that horn so badly…

  13. I want that horn so badly…

  14. I want that horn so badly…

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  16. HEY! Come help me with these groceries!

  17. HEY! Come help me with these groceries!

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  26. You all need to stop getting distracted and start helping!

  27. You all need to stop getting distracted and start helping!

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  29. I am going to get that horn…

  30. Just watch…

  31. Just watch…

  32. Just watch…

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  42. *Door clicks*

  43. Hey kiddo!

  44. PAPA!

  45. Hey!

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  51. PAPA GUESS WHAT I SAW!

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  53. What’d ya see?

  54. I was walking with mom

  55. And I saw a shiny gold horn!

  56. But I need some money to buy it

  57. Can I come to work with you?!

  58. Can I Can I?

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  60. Papa you should have seen the horn

  61. It was this big

  62. And you squeeze it like this

  63. *imitates honk noises*

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  67. OH!

  68. I have got just the thing to put my money

    in
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  72. LOOK!

  73. I can put it in this jar!

  74. I will just put it in here!

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  79. Let me see this…

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  85. Ta-da!

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  88. *GASP*

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  90. LET’S GO WORK RIGHT NOW!

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  106. Hey pass me the pliers

  107. What’s a pliers?

  108. Thank you ma’am.

  109. Here you go kiddo

  110. For today’s hard work.

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  129. *cue montage music*

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  141. *argument noises*

  142. *argument noises*

  143. *slams table*

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  150. Kid: this tire keeps farting…

  151. *dad laughs*

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  155. *Screwdriver noises*

  156. *Screwdriver noises*

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  159. Dad: let’s sit down for a bit.

  160. Kid: ok!

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  163. Dad: *sighs* Hard day huh son.

  164. *rummages*

  165. *rummages*

  166. *rummages*

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  168. Kid: Yea-

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  174. Yes! I finally have enough money

  175. Yes! I finally have enough money

  176. I’m going to show Papa and Mama

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  181. *arguing*

  182. *arguing*

  183. *arguing*

  184. *arguing*

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  192. *sniffles*

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  195. I’ll just go to sleep for now…

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  203. Tweet tweet

  204. Tweet tweet

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  209. huh…

  210. Wait

  211. Where’s my jar?!

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  215. no…

  216. my jar…

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  238. Store lady: Hey..

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  242. Are you looking for this?

  243. Are you looking for this?

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  251. Go on…

  252. take it~

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  254. *Kid laughs in excitment*

  255. *honk* *honk*

  256. *honk*

  257. *honk*

  258. *honk*

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