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What the Fuck

Avatar for Patricia Jurkowski Patricia Jurkowski
April 20, 2026
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What the Fuck

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Transcript

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  9. Senior: Don't tell me you're still thinking about it.

  10. Junior: what, you think I'm lying?

  11. Junior: It is now day seven of that bird not

    moving from that spot.

  12. Junior: It is now day seven of that bird not

    moving from that spot.
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  23. Boss: Hey guys... I think they know something...

  24. Goon 1: Aint no way they know about all of

    them-

  25. Goon 1: Aint no way they know about all of

    them-
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  28. Goon 2: Yeah, yeah! As long as they don't get

    their hands on the tech, we're good, right?
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  30. Boss: You idiots shut the hell up,

  31. Boss: Suspicion is a ticking bomb. The fact they're looking

    is already bad.

  32. Boss: Fucking unbeliev-

  33. Boss: Ay where'd she go?

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  46. Junior: Wha-

  47. Junior: Wha-

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  65. Senior: After you.

  66. Junior: Huh?

  67. Junior: Ugh. Okay.

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  75. Senior: Here, use these.

  76. Junior: Gloves? Hell no! I didn't ask you to kill

    it.

  77. Senior: Its your hunch. Have some initiative.

  78. Junior: No way!

  79. Junior: What if I'm wrong and its just a bird?

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  84. Boss: What the FUCK

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  86. Goon 1: What, what??

  87. Boss: They shot the camera down!

  88. Boss: They shot the camera down! Goon 1: Are you

    sure? That's extreme!

  89. Boss: I KNOW calm down!

  90. Boss: Let me switch to another.

  91. Boss: Let me switch to another.

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  98. Boss: Well SHIT!!

  99. Goon 1: Oh god

  100. Goon 1: Oh God OH GOD I CANT GO TO

    JAIL!

  101. Goon 1: EXPLODE IT EXPLODE IT Boss: HEY-

  102. Goon 1: Blow that thing up what are you waiting

    for! Boss: Get the HELL off!

  103. Boss: Get a HOLD of yourself!

  104. Boss: Stop before you mess something up you imbecile!

  105. Goon 1: You're too SLOW old man!

  106. [grumble and struggle noises]

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  131. Boss: Look what you fucking did! I said you'd fuck

    something up! Goon 1: If YOU hadn't knocked into ME-

  132. Boss and Goon 1: [INCOHERENT SHOUTING]

  133. Boss and Goon 1: [INCOHERENT SHOUTING]

  134. Boss and Goon 1: [INCOHERENT SHOUTING]

  135. Boss and Goon 1: [INCOHERENT SHOUTING]

  136. Boss and Goon 1: [INCOHERENT SHOUTING] Goon 3: Its..

  137. Boss and Goon 1: [INCOHERENT SHOUTING] Goon 3: ...everywhere...

  138. Goon 3: ...OH GOD...I need air...

  139. Goon 2: I NEED AIR I NEED AIR Boss: NO

    NO! STOP! Goon 1: It's okay calm down!

  140. Goon 2: IM SORRY! Goon 1: Calm down don't go

    out there!

  141. [muffled] Goon 2: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

    ew

  142. [muffled] Goon 2: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

    ew

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    ew

  144. Goon 2: Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

  145. Goon 2: Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

  146. Goon 2: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

  147. Goon 1: You FUCKING idiot! You've fucked us!

  148. Goon 2: Im sorry Im sorry! Goon 1: We're so

    dead!

  149. Goon 1: Why would you do that....

  150. Boss: Don't ditch me you assholes!

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  157. Both: What the fuck??