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I (don't) want to hurt you

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  28. Notes *Ringtone*

  29. Notes The person you've called is not available, please leave--

  30. Notes Again with the no-pick ups!

  31. Notes Again with the no-pick ups!

  32. Notes Again with the no-pick ups!

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  34. Notes Oli!?

  35. Notes Oli!?

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  63. Notes h'oh my gosh...

  64. Notes h'oh my gosh...

  65. Notes h'oh my gosh...

  66. Notes h'oh my gosh...

  67. Notes h'oh my gosh...

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  93. Notes ya' know, i really hate finding you like this

  94. Notes ya' know, i really hate finding you like this

  95. Notes ya' know, i really hate finding you like this

  96. Notes ya' know, i really hate finding you like this

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  100. Notes And dead phone, great.

  101. Notes Would it kill you to keep a charger on

    your person?

  102. Notes Well... I didn't want you to find me

  103. Notes This again?

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  105. Notes Why?

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  110. Notes You can tell me...

  111. Notes You can tell me...

  112. Notes You can tell me... ya know?

  113. Notes You can tell me... ya know?

  114. Notes You can tell me... ya know?

  115. Notes Oh! come on, Oli!

  116. Notes Oh! come on, Oli!

  117. Notes Oh! come on, Oli!

  118. Notes Let me ask you something, Arafa

  119. Notes Let me ask you something, Arafa

  120. Notes Let me ask you something, Arafa

  121. Notes Why do some animals with offspring accidentally eat their

    offspring?

  122. Notes Why do some animals with offspring accidentally eat their

    offspring?
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  124. Notes Because they're hungry?

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  127. Notes Because they might mistake their offspring as prey

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