SpreeConf Dublin - How to be a good open source citizen

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1. a strong belief that something will happen
   or be the case in the future
   ex·pec·ta·tion
   noun
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2. 8
   Write SpreeConf Presentation
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3. 8
   Write SpreeConf Presentation
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4. 8
   Girlfriend stays over
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5. Tuesday, 28 August 12
   

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6. Tuesday, 28 August 12
   

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7. Ruby on Rails
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8. 3 simple rules
   plus 9 pedantic ones
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9. Rule 1: Google it.
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10. Rule 2: Tell us what you’ve tried.
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11. Rule 3: Show us what you’ve tried.
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12. Solves
    98.7%
    of problems
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13. 82%
    of stats are made
    up on the spot
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14. Help!
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15. “”
    expectation:
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16. “use X instead”
    reality:
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17. “use X instead”
    reality:
    “ur doing it wrong”
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18. “use X instead”
    reality:
    “ur doing it wrong”
    “wtf? lol”
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19. [11:40:11] Andy8856: does anybody in here use mysql
    server 5.5 latest version, windows 7 with ruby on rails
    p2p me please
    [11:42:18] Andy8856: does anybody in here use mysql
    server 5.5 latest version, windows 7 with ruby on rails
    p2p me please
    [11:42:42] seanstickle: Andy8856: You already said that
    [11:42:48] seanstickle: Andy8856: don't get repetitive
    [11:42:50] Andy8856: oops
    [11:43:42] Andy8856: i just haven't used ruby on rails in
    a while and now i can't get it to work right
    [11:52:48] Andy8856: is there anybody in here using
    windows 7? please p2p me
    [11:53:00] seanstickle: Andy8856: dude, take a clue
    [11:53:24] Andy8856: fuck u it's a simply bloody question
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20. [11:53:36] seanstickle: Which you keep posting over and over
    [11:53:44] seanstickle: And no one is responding to
    [11:53:48] seanstickle: So take the hint
    [11:54:17] Andy8856: well answer it or find my answer or shut the
    fuck up
    [11:54:50] seanstickle: Andy8856: you don't get to demand answers.
    you want answers on demand, you pay.
    [11:57:37] Andy8856: i'm not demanding answers, i will keep typing
    the same thing for the simply reason more people are coming into
    the room and they don't know what I asked, if you have a problem
    than shut up
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21. [11:59:39] sevenseacat: i appear to
    have missed the start of this war,
    but everyone needs to take a big
    swig of calm-the-fuck-down
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22. [12:22:44] Andy8856: you all fucking
    started this chat wouldn't have gone
    this way if you were nice and actually
    cared to help people, unlike me I help
    people on a regular basis
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23. [11:40]
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24. [12:54:22] Radar sets mode +b *!*@[Andy’s IP]
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25. Be nice.
    Be honest.
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26. Be nice.
    Be honest.
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27. Be nice.
    Be honest.
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28. Tuesday, 28 August 12
    

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29. “First of all, please
    DO NOT CLOSE
    the issue without
    my accord.”
    Bundler #1778
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30. “New gem version
    ruins my
    application”
    Devise #1856
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31. “Totally uncool
    dude!!! The script
    deletes everything
    under /usr.”
    Bumblebee #123
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32. “It would be
    great if this
    could support
    Mongoid.”
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33. “It would be great if
    this could turn into a
    boat.”
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34. ransack #120
    forem #47
    spree #406
    bundler #???
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35. orm_adapter
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36. “patches welcome”
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37. “Ĉu Spree subteni
    esperanto?”
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38. “Has any work
    been done with
    spree to
    namespace it?”
    https://groups.google.com/group/spree-user/browse_thread/thread/3f48b2c0342892da/
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39. “I want to use my
    application’s
    authentication with
    Spree”
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40. “One of main
    problems I have had
    with customising
    spree is the
    checkout process.”
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41. “Is the admin
    theme for Spree
    going to get an
    update soon?”
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42. “Can we have
    multiple stores on
    Spree at the same
    time?”
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43. Tuesday, 28 August 12
    

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45. Tuesday, 28 August 12
    

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46. Tuesday, 28 August 12
    

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47. 0
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    50
    75
    100
    Spree
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48. 0
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    100
    Spree
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49. 0
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    75
    100
    Spree
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50. 0
    25
    50
    75
    100
    Spree
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51. 0
    25
    50
    75
    100
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52. Spree
    0
    23
    45
    68
    90
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