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Smurf Final

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October 09, 2023
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Transcript

  1. GARGAMEL: This is your last chance, Smurf!

  2. GARGAMEL: Tell me where it is. . . or suffer

    the consequences.

  3. SMURF: Nev er! Papa Smurf will sav e me!!!

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  7. GARGAMEL: No one k nows you’ re here,

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  9. GARGAMEL: you

  10. GARGAMEL: fool!

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  12. GARGAMEL: And ev en if they did,

  13. GARGAMEL: the v ery appearance

  14. GARGAMEL: of the all- powerful Gargamel

  15. GARGAMEL: would send them screaming away in terror.

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  35. GARGAMEL: Now where was I ?

  36. GARGAMEL: Ah, yes!

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  42. GARGAMEL: Tell me where Smurf Village is

  43. GARGAMEL: . . . or suffer the consequences!!!

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  52. GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) AAAAAAAH!

  53. GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) Please spare me,

  54. GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) o mighty wiz ard!

  55. * AZERAEL LAUGHTER*

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  68. GARGAMEL: Of course I k now it’ s j ust

    a fak e Smurf!
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  70. GARGAMEL: W hat do you think I am

  71. GARGAMEL: some k ind of a MORON?!

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  88. AZRAEL( under his breath) : Meow, meow.

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  95. GARGAMEL: I told you this was a rehearsal.

  96. GARGAMEL: Now z ip it!

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  98. GARGAMEL: . . or I ’ ll mak e you

    clean Monty’ s cage again.
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  109. GARGAMEL: Now Az real.

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  111. GARGAMEL: Power up the machine!

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  172. GARGAMEL: I present to you

  173. GARGAMEL: the Smurf- O- Matic!

  174. GARGAMEL: The modern dev ice for ex tracting Smurf magic.

  175. GARGAMEL: J ust think of all the potions I can

    mak e once I ’ v e drained you of your magic!

  176. GARGAMEL: Any spell in the world!

  177. GARGAMEL: I t’ s also good in soups and gaz

    pachos.
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  179. GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) Ok ay! Ok ay!!!

  180. GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) I surrender.

  181. GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) Tell me what you want.

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  183. GARGAMEL: Ex cellent.

  184. GARGAMEL: I W ANT. . .

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  189. GARGAMEL: . . . all your

  190. GARGAMEL: magic.

  191. GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) Noooooooo!

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  239. MONTY( dissapointed) : Aw.

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  246. GARGAMEL: Tak e heart, Monty.

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  248. GARGAMEL: J ust imagine

  249. GARGAMEL: what it will be lik e when we hav

    e. . .

  250. GARGAMEL: a REAL Smurf!

  251. GARGAMEL: Come my maj estic eagle. . .

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  263. GARGAMEL: OW ! OW ! OW . . . .

    Ow!

  264. GARGAMEL: OW . . . . Ow! You’ re talon’

    s are digging into my shoulder!

  265. GARGAMEL: Son of a. . . !

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  267. GARGAMEL: Ok ay. . . ( sigh) yes, that’ s

    better.
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  275. GARGAMEL:W e' re so close to finding Smurf Village. .

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  276. GARGAMEL: I can almost taste it!

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  295. GARGAMEL: You k now what to do my faithful falcon!

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  298. GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) Fly. . .

  299. GARGAMEL: FLY deep into the forest. . .

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  301. GARGAMEL: and find me that Smurf Village!

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