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Smurf Final
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Transcript
GARGAMEL: This is your last chance, Smurf!
GARGAMEL: Tell me where it is. . . or suffer
the consequences.
SMURF: Nev er! Papa Smurf will sav e me!!!
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GARGAMEL: No one k nows you’ re here,
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GARGAMEL: you
GARGAMEL: fool!
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GARGAMEL: And ev en if they did,
GARGAMEL: the v ery appearance
GARGAMEL: of the all- powerful Gargamel
GARGAMEL: would send them screaming away in terror.
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GARGAMEL: Now where was I ?
GARGAMEL: Ah, yes!
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GARGAMEL: Tell me where Smurf Village is
GARGAMEL: . . . or suffer the consequences!!!
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GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) AAAAAAAH!
GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) Please spare me,
GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) o mighty wiz ard!
* AZERAEL LAUGHTER*
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GARGAMEL: Of course I k now it’ s j ust
a fak e Smurf!
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GARGAMEL: W hat do you think I am
GARGAMEL: some k ind of a MORON?!
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AZRAEL( under his breath) : Meow, meow.
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GARGAMEL: I told you this was a rehearsal.
GARGAMEL: Now z ip it!
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GARGAMEL: . . or I ’ ll mak e you
clean Monty’ s cage again.
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GARGAMEL: Now Az real.
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GARGAMEL: Power up the machine!
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GARGAMEL: I present to you
GARGAMEL: the Smurf- O- Matic!
GARGAMEL: The modern dev ice for ex tracting Smurf magic.
GARGAMEL: J ust think of all the potions I can
mak e once I ’ v e drained you of your magic!
GARGAMEL: Any spell in the world!
GARGAMEL: I t’ s also good in soups and gaz
pachos.
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GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) Ok ay! Ok ay!!!
GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) I surrender.
GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) Tell me what you want.
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GARGAMEL: Ex cellent.
GARGAMEL: I W ANT. . .
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GARGAMEL: . . . all your
GARGAMEL: magic.
GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) Noooooooo!
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MONTY( dissapointed) : Aw.
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GARGAMEL: Tak e heart, Monty.
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GARGAMEL: J ust imagine
GARGAMEL: what it will be lik e when we hav
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GARGAMEL: a REAL Smurf!
GARGAMEL: Come my maj estic eagle. . .
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GARGAMEL: OW ! OW ! OW . . . .
Ow!
GARGAMEL: OW . . . . Ow! You’ re talon’
s are digging into my shoulder!
GARGAMEL: Son of a. . . !
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GARGAMEL: Ok ay. . . ( sigh) yes, that’ s
better.
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GARGAMEL:W e' re so close to finding Smurf Village. .
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GARGAMEL: I can almost taste it!
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GARGAMEL: You k now what to do my faithful falcon!
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GARGAMEL: ( Smurf v oice) Fly. . .
GARGAMEL: FLY deep into the forest. . .
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GARGAMEL: and find me that Smurf Village!
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