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Austin Faber
July 26, 2021
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July 26, 2021
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Jo: Hey...
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Trevor: *SNOOOORE*
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Jo: TREVORRR!!!
Trevor: WHO..?!?!?!
Trevor: WHAT?!
Trevor: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
Jo: Trevor, Trevor, it's just me.
Jo: Oh....
Jo: ...Sorry to wake you, I..
Trevor: Hey...
Trevor: ...c'mere
Trevor: ...baby, are you sweating?
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Trevor: Is it the nightmares again?
Jo: Yeah...
Jo: ...except...
Jo: ...They're not really nightmares.
Trevor: It's okay...
Trevor: I'm not goin' anywhere.
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Trevor: Hey!
Trevor: I
Trevor: Have
Trevor: Something
Trevor: For you.
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Trevor: This'll knock ya
Trevor: ...right out!
Jo: Heh, okayyyy...
Jo: Why thank you, handsome sir.
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Jo: Mmmfff!!
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Jo: ***GULP***
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Trevor: Oh come on now...
Trevor: ...It can't be that bad.
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Trevor: Ughh, okay...
Trevor: It's not you, that's my bad.
Trevor: Jeez...
Trevor: *YAWN*
Trevor: Let's try this instead?
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Trevor: Let's play smash bros!
Jo: Is...that really gonna help me sleep?
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Trevor: Okay but like...
Trevor: The book says it could, let's just try!
Jo: Okay, okay...
Jo: If you wanna lose that badly.
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Jo: Hey, don't you usually use Mario?
Trevor: Yeah, but I want someone else.
Jo: Suit yourself!
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Trevor: This isn't working out.
Trevor: God...
Trevor: ...I'm sorry I keep messing this up.
Jo: Nah, It's my fault.
Jo: I'm sorry for boring you...
Trevor: That's it!
Trevor: Maybe
Trevor: We can use this
Trevor: To bore you to sleep.
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Trevor: Uhh...
Trevor: ...Maybe this will work out?
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Trevor: Alright, first word...
Trevor: Denial. The action of declaring something....
Trevor: ...to be untrue.
Trevor(O.S.): Distance.
Trevor(O.S.): ....Desert...
Trevor(O.S.): ...Dispose...
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Both: *Laugh and Giggle*
Trevor: I'm so tired, Jo.
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