You ship a ruby.wasm app. It works on your MacBook. You bring it to a conference booth, hand it to a stranger on their iPhone — it crashes. The next person's Android freezes with no error. A third player comes back from a break and their quiz progress is gone. I hit all three at SITCON 2026 which is the only open source conference for students, running a Ruby quiz game powered by Ruby 4.0 WASM in-browser, designed to introduce Ruby to people who had never written a line of it. Each failure has a root cause and a fix under 10 lines. I'll show you all three.