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  1. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Long ago, majestic creatures frolicked amongst the

    great mountain ranges of Galdhøpiggen.

  2. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Long ago, majestic creatures frolicked amongst the

    great mountain ranges of Galdhøpiggen.

  3. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Long ago, majestic creatures frolicked amongst the

    great mountain ranges of Galdhøpiggen.

  4. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Yay, they were the unicorns- and though

    they were pure and just, to the barbarians of old, they were worth that of a king?s hoard!

  5. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Yay, they were the unicorns- and though

    they were pure and just, to the barbarians of old, they were worth that of a king?s hoard!

  6. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Yay, they were the unicorns- and though

    they were pure and just, to the barbarians of old, they were worth that of a king?s hoard!

  7. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O): Especially thern horns they so proudly displayed.

  8. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O): Especially thern horns they so proudly displayed.

  9. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O): It was the source of their magic

    and eternal optimisim.

  10. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O): It was the source of their magic

    and eternal optimisim.

  11. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Millenia ago they were driven into hiding

    by the greedy ways of men, until lo,

  12. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): there remaineth but ONE unicorn on earth.

  13. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): there remaineth but ONE unicorn on earth.

  14. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): there remaineth but ONE unicorn on earth.

  15. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): there remaineth but ONE unicorn on earth.

  16. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): And he hadith enough of being alone.

  17. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): And he hadith enough of being alone.

  18. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): And he hadith enough of being alone.

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  23. Dialog BJORN: Oh!

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  27. Dialog Bjorn: Good morning everyone!

  28. Dialog Bjorn: Good morning everyone!

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  35. Dialog BJORN: Morning Bertram!

  36. Dialog BJORN: Janine!

  37. Dialog BJORN: You're looking well!

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  39. Dialog BJORN: Gunther, love what you're doing with that hair!

  40. Dialog BJORN: Gunther, love what you're doing with that hair!

  41. Dialog BJORN: Gunther, love what you're doing with that hair!

  42. Dialog BJORN: Gunther, love what you're doing with that hair!

  43. Dialog BJORN: Gunther, love what you're doing with that hair!

  44. Dialog BJORN: Gunther, love what you're doing with that hair!

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  46. Dialog BJORN: Ah...

  47. Dialog BJORN: Ah...

  48. Dialog BJORN: Another day.

  49. Action Notes SFX: Mountain ambience

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  51. Dialog BJORN: Another day of...

  52. Dialog BJORN: Another day of...

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  55. Dialog BJORN: Huh...

  56. Dialog BJORN: My day looks pretty open.

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  62. Dialog BJORN: *sighs*

  63. Action Notes Bjorn's ear perks up.

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  65. Dialog BJORN: No, no Hemingway, it's not you.

  66. Dialog BJORN: I've just...

  67. Dialog BJORN: ...been feeling a little down lately.

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  70. Dialog BJORN: It's not that.

  71. Dialog BJORN: Maybe I'm having a mid-century crisis.

  72. Dialog BJORN: Everyday is the same.

  73. Dialog BJORN: Everyday is the same.

  74. Dialog BJORN: It'd be fun for something new to happen,

    you know?

  75. Dialog BJORN: It'd be fun for something new to happen,

    you know?

  76. Action Notes SFX: Distant ice picking and grunting

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  78. Action Notes SFX: Pickaxe striking ice

  79. Dialog CHAD: *Heavy breathing*

  80. Dialog CHAD: *Heavy breathing*

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  82. Dialog CHAD: *GASPS*

  83. Dialog CHAD: *GASPS*

  84. Dialog CHAD: WOOOOO!!

  85. Dialog CHAD: Yeah!

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  87. Action Notes SFX: Pickaxe striking ice

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  92. Action Notes SFX: Ice cracking

  93. Action Notes SFX: Ice cracking

  94. Action Notes SFX: Ice cracking

  95. Action Notes SFX: Ice cracking

  96. Action Notes SFX: Ice cracking

  97. Action Notes SFX: Ice cracking

  98. Action Notes SFX: Ice cracking

  99. Action Notes SFX: Ice cracking

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  103. Action Notes SFX: Mountain rumbles

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  116. Dialog CHAD: AAAHHHHH!!

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  127. Dialog BJORN: *Inhales*

  128. Dialog BJORN: *Heavily exhales*

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  133. Dialog BJORN: OOooooooooooo...

  134. Dialog BJORN: Gehehe.

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  137. Action Notes SFX: Agressive boulder rolling

  138. Action Notes SFX: Agressive boulder rolling

  139. Action Notes SFX: Agressive boulder rolling

  140. Dialog BJORN: Haha, thanks Kevin!

  141. Dialog BJORN: You're kind of amazing!

  142. Action Notes SFX: Agressive boulder rolling

  143. Action Notes SFX: Agressive boulder rolling

  144. Action Notes SFX: Agressive boulder rolling

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  146. Dialog BJORN: Eeehehehehe...

  147. Dialog BJORN: Eeehehehehe...

  148. Dialog BJORN: Eeehehehehe...

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  151. Dialog BJORN: Ooh!

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  153. Dialog BJORN: Hahahaha!

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  155. Dialog BJORN: Ahh!!

  156. Dialog BJORN: Ooh cute!

  157. Dialog BJORN: This is so wonderful! Everyone is so happy,

  158. Dialog BJORN: This is so wonderful! Everyone is so happy,

  159. Dialog BJORN: This is so wonderful! Everyone is so happy,

  160. Dialog BJORN: Fulfilled,

  161. Dialog BJORN: Fulfilled,

  162. Dialog BJORN: Fulfilled,

  163. Dialog BJORN: and respectful of each other!

  164. Dialog BJORN: and respectful of each other!

  165. Dialog BJORN: and respectful of each other!

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  168. Dialog BJORN: There is no sign of toxic or unhealthy

    coping mechanisms!

  169. Dialog BJORN: The world is nothing like I remember it!

  170. Dialog BJORN (O.S.): Hahaheeheeheeheeheeeeeeeee...

  171. Dialog BJORN: *Snores*

  172. Dialog BJORN: *Snores*

  173. Dialog BJORN: *Snores*

  174. Dialog BJORN: *Snores*

  175. Dialog BJORN: *Snores*

  176. Dialog BJORN: *Snores*

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  185. Dialog BJORN: Oh no!

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  189. Dialog BJORN: Bertram!

  190. Dialog BJORN: it isn't working!

  191. Dialog BJORN: it isn't working!

  192. Dialog BJORN: it isn't working!

  193. Dialog BJORN: it isn't working!

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  200. Dialog BJORN: I have to know more!

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  203. Dialog BJORN: What I saw last night...

  204. Dialog What I saw last night...

  205. Dialog What I saw last night...

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  207. Dialog BJORN: It was amazing!

  208. Dialog BJORN: I want to spread joy and hope too!

  209. Dialog BJORN: And I know just how I'll do it!

  210. Dialog BJORN: I will become...

  211. Dialog BJORN: I will become...

  212. Dialog BJORN: I will become...

  213. Dialog BJORN: A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER!

  214. Dialog BJORN: A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER!

  215. Dialog BJORN: A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER!

  216. Dialog BJORN: A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER!

  217. Dialog BJORN: A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER!

  218. Dialog BJORN: A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER!

  219. Dialog BJORN: A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER!

  220. Dialog BJORN: A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER!

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  222. Action Notes SFX: Fly buzzing

  223. Action Notes SFX: Fly buzzing

  224. Action Notes SFX: Fly buzzing

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  226. Dialog BJORN: Bye-bye everybody!

  227. Dialog BJORN: Bye-bye everybody!

  228. Dialog BJORN: Hubert, Fiona!

  229. Dialog BJORN: MMM-

  230. Dialog BJORN: -WAA!

  231. Dialog BJORN: Now, now Hilda. You behave!

  232. Dialog BJORN: Aww,

  233. Dialog BJORN: Kirby?

  234. Dialog BJORN: Kirby?

  235. Dialog BJORN: You really wanna come with me?

  236. Dialog BJORN: You really wanna come with me?

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  241. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Thus with a wave of his magical

    horn,

  242. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Thus with a wave of his magical

    horn,

  243. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Thus with a wave of his magical

    horn,

  244. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Thus with a wave of his magical

    horn,

  245. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Thus with a wave of his magical

    horn,

  246. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): lo, a beautiful, hand-crafted sled doth appeareth!

  247. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): lo, a beautiful, hand-crafted sled doth appeareth!

  248. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): lo, a beautiful, hand-crafted sled doth appeareth!

  249. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): lo, a beautiful, hand-crafted sled doth appeareth!

  250. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): lo, a beautiful, hand-crafted sled doth appeareth!

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  264. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): I'm telling you!

  265. Dialog CHAD: I'm telling you!

  266. Dialog CHAD: I'm telling you!

  267. Dialog CHAD: I'm telling you!

  268. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  269. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  270. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  271. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  272. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  273. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  274. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  275. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  276. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  277. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  278. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  279. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  280. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It chased me down the mountain!

  281. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It turned corners and everything!

  282. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): It turned corners and everything!

  283. Dialog BJORN: Ah, that Kevin.

  284. Dialog BJORN: What a guy!

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  286. Dialog BECCA: Okay, sweetie.

  287. Dialog BECCA: Maybe the altitude is getting to you?

  288. Dialog CHAD: No, Becca.

  289. Dialog CHAD: No, Becca.

  290. Dialog CHAD: I know what I saw babe.

  291. Dialog CHAD: The rocks are rebelling against me.

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  301. Dialog BECCA: Well at least you're safe now.

  302. Dialog BECCA: Plus I got some great shots for Patty's

    social media!

  303. Dialog BECCA: Didn't I pretty girl?

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  308. Dialog PATTY: Meeeooowww.

  309. Dialog PATTY: Meeeooowww.

  310. Dialog PATTY: Meeeooowww.

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  319. Action Notes SFX: App notification ping

  320. Action Notes SFX: Multiple app notification pings

  321. Action Notes SFX: Multiple app notification pings

  322. Action Notes SFX: Multiple app notification pings

  323. Action Notes SFX: App notification ping

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  325. Dialog BJORN: Ah!

  326. Dialog BJORN: Melissa, she'll be perfect to help me become

    an influencer!

  327. Dialog BJORN: Melissa, she'll be perfect to help me become

    an influencer!

  328. Dialog CHAD: Becca!

  329. Dialog CHAD: Becca!

  330. Dialog CHAD: Stop making everything about you!

  331. Dialog CHAD: This is about me!

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  333. Dialog CHAD: I could have died!

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  335. Dialog CHAD: Would you even care?

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  337. Dialog BECCA: Chad--

  338. Dialog CHAD: You're probably SAD that the rocks didn't succeed.

  339. Dialog CHAD: You're probably SAD that the rocks didn't succeed.

  340. Dialog CHAD: You're probably SAD that the rocks didn't succeed.

  341. Dialog CHAD: You're probably SAD that the rocks didn't succeed.

  342. Dialog BECCA: Chad--

  343. Dialog CHAD: I have needs, Becca!

  344. Dialog CHAD: I have--

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  352. Dialog CHAD: EEEEEEEIIIIIIIKKK!!

  353. Dialog CHAD: Oh no no no no!

  354. Dialog CHAD: Oh no no no no!

  355. Dialog BECCA: What?

  356. Dialog CHAD: My phone!

  357. Dialog CHAD: It's gone!

  358. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): I'm literally naked without it!

  359. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): I'm literally naked without it!

  360. Dialog CHAD (O.S.): I'm literally naked without it!

  361. Dialog BECCA: Well, no, you still have clothes on--

  362. Dialog BECCA: Well, no, you still have clothes on--

  363. Dialog CHAD: Babe!

  364. Dialog CHAD: Babe!

  365. Dialog CHAD: Babe!

  366. Dialog BECCA: Calm down, it's okay! Let's just retrace your

    step--

  367. Dialog CHAD: I've gotta find it!

  368. Dialog CHAD: I've gotta find it!

  369. Dialog CHAD: I've gotta find it!

  370. Dialog CHAD: I'm coming for you baby!

  371. Dialog CHAD: I'm coming for you baby!

  372. Dialog CHAD: I'm coming for you baby!

  373. Dialog CHAD: I'm coming for you baby!

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  375. Action Notes SFX: Parachute chord pull

  376. Action Notes SFX: Parachute chord pull

  377. Dialog CHAD (Distant): Now that I think about it...

  378. Dialog CHAD (Distant): I could've left you in the caaaaaar...

  379. Dialog CHAD (Distant): I could've left you in the caaaaaar...

  380. Dialog CHAD (Distant): I could've left you in the caaaaaar...

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  385. Dialog BECCA: UGH!

  386. Dialog BECCA: UGH!

  387. Dialog BECCA: Would it kill you to send me someone

    normal?!

  388. Dialog BECCA: Would it kill you to send me someone

    normal?!
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  390. Dialog BECCA: I can't believe I travelled to Norway with

    that idiot!

  391. Dialog BECCA: I can't believe I travelled to Norway with

    that idiot!

  392. Dialog BECCA: I can't believe I travelled to Norway with

    that idiot!

  393. Dialog BECCA: I can't believe I travelled to Norway with

    that idiot!

  394. Dialog BECCA: I can't believe I travelled to Norway with

    that idiot!
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  400. Dialog BECCA (O.S.): C'mon, Patty.

  401. Dialog BECCA (O.S.): C'mon, Patty.

  402. Dialog BECCA (O.S.): We're leaving.

  403. Dialog BECCA (O.S.): We're leaving.

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  406. Dialog PATTY (O.S): Meow!

  407. Dialog PATTY (O.S): Meow! Action Notes CROSS FADE

  408. Dialog BECCA (O.S.): *Heavy breathing* Action Notes CROSS FADE

  409. Dialog BECCA: *Heavy breathing*

  410. Dialog BECCA: *Heavy breathing*

  411. Dialog BECCA: *Heavy breathing*

  412. Dialog BECCA: *Heavy breathing*

  413. Dialog BECCA: *Heavy breathing*

  414. Dialog BECCA: *Heavy breathing*

  415. Dialog BECCA: *Heavy breathing*

  416. Dialog Mountain Voices (Echoing) (O.S.): Bye Bjorn!

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  419. Action Notes SFX: Rocks shifting

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  425. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Yay, yay I sayeth-

  426. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Yay, yay I sayeth-

  427. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Yay, yay I sayeth-

  428. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Yay, yay I sayeth- Action Notes SFX:

    Zipper

  429. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Yay, yay I sayeth- Action Notes SFX:

    Zipper

  430. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Thus beginneth the new chapter in the

    life of Bjorn, Action Notes SFX: Zipper

  431. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Thus beginneth the new chapter in the

    life of Bjorn,

  432. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Thus beginneth the new chapter in the

    life of Bjorn,

  433. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Thus beginneth the new chapter in the

    life of Bjorn,

  434. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): Thus beginneth the new chapter in the

    life of Bjorn,

  435. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): THE LAST UNICORN!

  436. Dialog NARRATOR (V.O.): THE LAST UNICORN! Action Notes FADE TO

    BLACK