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Mind Over Murphy EP101

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Mind Over Murphy EP101

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Transcript

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  4. Dialog MURPHY: *sighs*

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  10. Dialog MURPHY: *sighs*

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  15. Dialog MURPHY: *exhales*

  16. Dialog MURPHY: *exhales*

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  18. Dialog BRAIN: Thank god-

  19. Dialog BRAIN: - it's Friday.

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  21. Dialog MURPHY: Barely made it.

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  25. Dialog BRAIN: *hums*

  26. Dialog BRAIN: *hums*

  27. Dialog BRAIN: It's Friday!

  28. Action Notes Brain claps.

  29. Dialog BRAIN: It's the weekend!

  30. Action Notes Brain claps.

  31. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): It's not Monday!

  32. Action Notes Brain O.S. claps

  33. Dialog MURPHY: That's not even a real song.

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  35. Dialog BRAIN: Don't-

  36. Dialog BRAIN: - worry,

  37. Dialog BRAIN: you're going to be hearing it for the

    next-

  38. Dialog BRAIN: four hours.

  39. Dialog BRAIN: four hours.

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  42. Dialog BRAIN: But first,

  43. Dialog BRAIN: Let's focus.

  44. Dialog BRAIN: We have a big decision to make:

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  47. Dialog BRAIN: What do we do tonight?

  48. Dialog MURPHY: I don't know, what are the options?

  49. Dialog BRAIN: I'm glad you asked.

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  52. Action Notes City BG fades into "The Big Show" BG.

  53. Action Notes City BG fades into "The Big Show" BG.

  54. Action Notes City BG fades into "The Big Show" BG.

  55. Action Notes City BG fades into "The Big Show" BG.

  56. Action Notes City BG fades into "The Big Show" BG.

  57. Action Notes City BG fades into "The Big Show" BG.

  58. Action Notes City BG fades into "The Big Show" BG.

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  60. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another round

    of

  61. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): "What Should We Do Tonight?"

  62. Dialog BRAIN: I'm your host, Brain,

  63. Dialog BRAIN: with your contestant,

  64. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): Murphy!

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  68. Dialog BRAIN: Behind one of-

  69. Dialog BRAIN: - these doors:

  70. Action Notes Whip pan

  71. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): Staying in!

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  73. Dialog BRAIN: You'll get a good night's sleep and feel

    productive,

  74. Dialog BRAIN: but your social life will suffer dearly.

  75. Dialog AUDIENCE (O.S.): *laughter*

  76. Dialog BRAIN: And behind-

  77. Dialog BRAIN: - the other door:

  78. Action Notes Whip pan

  79. Dialog BRAIN (O.S): Going out!

  80. Dialog BRAIN (O.S): Going out!

  81. Dialog BRAIN: You'll have fun with friends-

  82. Dialog BRAIN: but you'll spend the entire next day in

    bed hurting.

  83. Dialog AUDIENCE (O.S.): Oooooooooo

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  85. Dialog BRAIN: Either way, you're gonna regret it tomorrow!

  86. Dialog BRAIN: So which door are you going to choose?!?

  87. Dialog BRAIN: So which door are you going to choose?!?

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  89. Dialog MURPHY: Why don't I see if Sarah wants to

    hang?
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  91. Action Notes "The Big Show" BG fades into City BG.

  92. Action Notes "The Big Show" BG fades into City BG.

  93. Action Notes "The Big Show" BG fades into City BG.

  94. Action Notes "The Big Show" BG fades into City BG.

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  96. Dialog BRAIN: Dude, I think Sarah's gonna break up with

    you.

  97. Dialog MURPHY: What? No.

  98. Dialog MURPHY: What? No.

  99. Dialog BRAIN: You've been dating what, four months?

  100. Dialog BRAIN: Don't you think she'd...

  101. Dialog BRAIN: like you more by now?

  102. Dialog MURPHY: No.

  103. Dialog MURPHY: Things are fine.

  104. Dialog MURPHY: I mean, we're both busy-

  105. Dialog MURPHY: -with our own stuff-

  106. Dialog MURPHY: -but that doesn't mean we're breaking up.

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  123. Dialog BRAIN: Do you want to hear a story before

    bed?

  124. Dialog MURPHY: Please, no.

  125. Dialog BRAIN: Ah,

  126. Dialog BRAIN: Ah,

  127. Dialog BRAIN: I've got-

  128. Dialog BRAIN: -a good one!

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  138. Dialog BRAIN: Also,

  139. Dialog BRAIN: I don't know why people lick their fingers-

  140. Dialog BRAIN: -when they're reading.

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  142. Dialog BRAIN: Never made sense to me.

  143. Dialog MURPHY: *sighs*

  144. Dialog MURPHY: Alright let's get this over with.

  145. Dialog BRAIN: Here we go.

  146. Dialog BRAIN: *clears throat*

  147. Dialog BRAIN: This one is called,

  148. Dialog BRAIN: "That Time You Lost the Spelling Bee in

    Front of the Whole School."

  149. Dialog BRAIN: The year was 2005. There you were, in

    the final round of the spelling bee

  150. Dialog BRAIN: I don't know how you made it that

    far. You're an idiot. It was your turn to spell.

  151. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): You stood up-

  152. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): -and moved to the center of the

    stage...

  153. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): -and moved to the center of the

    stage...

  154. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): -and moved to the center of the

    stage...

  155. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): -and moved to the center of the

    stage...

  156. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): -and moved to the center of the

    stage...

  157. Dialog MURPHY and BRAIN: *laughter* Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG

    music plays

  158. Dialog MURPHY and BRAIN: *laughter* Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG

    music plays

  159. Dialog MURPHY and BRAIN: *laughter* Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG

    music plays

  160. Dialog MURPHY: Oh, Brain! Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG music

    plays

  161. Dialog MURPHY: I'm so happy you're here. Action Notes (SFX):

    Happy BG music plays

  162. Dialog MURPHY: We're gonna be best friends forever! Action Notes

    (SFX): Happy BG music plays

  163. Dialog MURPHY: We're gonna be best friends forever! Action Notes

    (SFX): Happy BG music plays

  164. Dialog MURPHY: We're gonna be best friends forever! Action Notes

    (SFX): Happy BG music plays Cross fad transition

  165. Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG music plays Cross fad transition

  166. Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG music plays

  167. Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG music plays

  168. Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG music plays (SFX): High five

  169. Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG music plays (SFX): High five

    Cross fad transition

  170. Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG music plays Cross fad transition

  171. Dialog MURPHY and BRAIN: *laughter* Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG

    music plays

  172. Dialog MURPHY and BRAIN: *laughter* Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG

    music plays

  173. Dialog MURPHY and BRAIN: *laughter* Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG

    music plays Cross fad transition

  174. Dialog MURPHY and BRAIN: *laughter* Action Notes (SFX): Happy BG

    music plays Cross fad transition
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  181. Dialog BRAIN: Oh good, you're up.

  182. Dialog BRAIN: We have some things to discuss.

  183. Dialog MURPHY (SLEEPILY): 5 more minutes.

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  185. Dialog BRAIN: Nope,

  186. Dialog BRAIN: up up up.

  187. Dialog BRAIN: up up up.

  188. Dialog BRAIN: up up up.

  189. Dialog BRAIN: up up up.

  190. Dialog BRAIN: up up up.

  191. Dialog BRAIN: up up up.

  192. Dialog BRAIN: Let's go!

  193. Dialog BRAIN: Let's go!

  194. Dialog BRAIN: I want coffee now.

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  197. Dialog MURPHY: Fine.

  198. Dialog MURPHY: Fine.

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  209. Action Notes (SFX): door opening

  210. Action Notes (SFX): door opening

  211. Action Notes (SFX): door opening

  212. Dialog MURPHY: Sarah?

  213. Dialog SARAH: Oh.

  214. Dialog SARAH: Hi,

  215. Dialog SARAH: uhh.

  216. Dialog SARAH: Oh,

  217. Dialog SARAH: this is awkward.

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  221. Dialog MURPHY: Is that all my stuff?

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  223. Dialog SARAH: Yeah...

  224. Dialog SARAH: Yeah...

  225. Dialog SARAH: I'm sorry

  226. Dialog SARAH: I can't do this anymore.

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  237. Action Notes (SFX): engine humming

  238. Action Notes (SFX): tires screeching

  239. Action Notes (SFX): tires screeching O.S.

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  243. Dialog BRAIN: I...

  244. Dialog BRAIN: knew it!

  245. Dialog BRAIN: I-

  246. Dialog BRAIN: - knew it,

  247. Dialog BRAIN: I-

  248. Dialog BRAIN: - knew it,

  249. Dialog BRAIN: I-

  250. Dialog BRAIN: - knew it,

  251. Dialog BRAIN: Murphy I-

  252. Dialog BRAIN: -totally called that!

  253. Dialog BRAIN: Did you-

  254. Dialog BRAIN: -see that?

  255. Dialog BRAIN: -see that?

  256. Dialog BRAIN: Oh man I'm good-

  257. Dialog MURPHY (O.S.): Shut up!

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  264. Action Notes (SFX): door shuts

  265. Action Notes Cut to black.