Mind Over Murphy EP103

Transcript

12. Dialog BRAIN: So let me get this straight:
13. Dialog BRAIN: So let me get this straight:
15. Dialog BRAIN: You're watching real football on the TV-
16. Dialog BRAIN: - and fake fantasy football on your phone?
17. Dialog MURPHY: Yeah?
19. Dialog BRAIN (O.S): Two different screens for the same useless thing?
20. Dialog BRAIN (O.S): Two different screens for the same useless thing?
24. Dialog BRAIN: You could be out bettering yourself,-
25. Dialog BRAIN: - or learning something new, or-
26. Dialog MURPHY: I know, I know.
27. Dialog MURPHY: Just, please let me have this.
28. Dialog BRAIN: Hey, whatever you say.
29. Dialog BRAIN: Just know in the future that if you ever need to remember something important,
30. Dialog BRAIN: - The best I'll be able to do is-
31. Dialog BRAIN: - Packers stats from 2021,so.
32. Dialog MURPHY: Wait what was that?
33. Dialog BRAIN: I said if you ever need to remember something important-
34. Dialog MURPHY: No, not you.
35. Dialog MURPHY: No, not you.
36. Dialog ANNOUNCER 1 (O.S): -and down on the field we see Garrett Richardson warming up, tell us more about him.
37. Dialog ANNOUNCER 1 (O.S): -and down on the field we see Garrett Richardson warming up, tell us more about him. Action Notes (SFX): Remote clicks as volume turns up
38. Dialog ANNOUNCER 1 (O.S): -and down on the field we see Garrett Richardson warming up, tell us more about him. Action Notes (SFX): Remote clicks as volume turns up
39. Dialog ANNOUNCER 2 (O.S): Yeah, this is a very heartwarming story.
40. Dialog ANNOUNCER 2 (O.S): After a routine physical revealed a swollen lymph node, -
41. Dialog ANNOUNCER 2 (O.S): he was diagnosed with cancer.
42. Dialog ANNOUNCER 2 (O.S): he was diagnosed with cancer.
43. Dialog ANNOUNCER 2 (O.S): He's now set-
44. Dialog ANNOUNCER 2 (O.S): - to make his return after-
45. Dialog ANNOUNCER 2 (O.S): - finishing treatment.
46. Dialog ANNOUNCER 2 (O.S): - finishing treatment.
47. Dialog BRAIN: Hold up...
48. Dialog BRAIN: WHAT?!
49. Dialog MURPHY: That guy came back from cancer,-
50. Dialog MURPHY: - good for him!
51. Dialog BRAIN: Murphy you're missing the point.
52. Dialog BRAIN: That was a normal healthy 25 year old guy who got cancer.
53. Dialog MURPHY: And?
54. Dialog BRAIN: YOU'RE a normal healthy 25 year old guy-
55. Dialog BRAIN: - eh scratch that-
56. Dialog BRAIN: YOU'RE a 25 year old guy that could have cancer right now!
57. Dialog BRAIN: Feel your lymph nodes.
58. Dialog MURPHY: That's ridiculous.
60. Dialog MURPHY: I'm totally fine Brain, There's no way I have-
65. Dialog BRAIN: Oh no.
68. Dialog DOCTOR: So your blood work was normal.
69. Dialog DOCTOR: I don't think you have any reason to be concerned.
72. Dialog BRAIN (TO MURPHY): Make him feel it!
75. Dialog MURPHY: Are you sure?
76. Dialog MURPHY: I just never noticed this lymph node,-
77. Dialog MURPHY: - and I saw on TV today that there was a football player-
78. Dialog MURPHY: - who was totally healthy and then randomly-
79. Dialog MURPHY: - who was totally healthy and then randomly-
80. Dialog MURPHY: - had cancer from a swollen lymph node.
81. Dialog MURPHY: - had cancer from a swollen lymph node.
82. Dialog MURPHY: - had cancer from a swollen lymph node.
84. Dialog DOCTOR: Your lymph nodes aren't swollen.
87. Dialog BRAIN (TO MURPHY): You could still have cancer.
88. Dialog MURPHY (TO DOCTOR): Could I still have cancer?
90. Dialog DOCTOR: *deep inhale*
91. Dialog DOCTOR: *deep exhale*
92. Dialog DOCTOR: Murphy, you're fine.
93. Dialog DOCTOR: You're a normal, healthy 25 year old.
94. Dialog DOCTOR: You're a normal, healthy 25 year old.
95. Dialog DOCTOR: Stop letting your brain fool you into believing things.
96. Dialog DOCTOR: Stop letting your brain fool you into believing things.
97. Dialog DOCTOR: Stop letting your brain fool you into believing things.
98. Dialog DOCTOR: Okay?
100. Dialog DOCTOR: Okay.
101. Dialog DOCTOR: Take care.
103. Action Notes (SFX): Door opening O.S.
106. Dialog ASSISTANT: Okay so with insurance the co-pay is $50.
110. Dialog BRAIN: Yup!
111. Dialog BRAIN: Thank goodness for health insurance!
112. Dialog BRAIN: Have to pay $50 for a 5 minute visit anyway!
114. Action Notes (SFX): Credit card reader chime
116. Dialog ASSISTANT: Okay here you go.
117. Dialog Murphy: Thanks.
122. Dialog BRAIN (SINGING): Swollen lymph node!
123. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): (Bsh, ba bop bsh)
124. Dialog BRAIN (O.S.): (Bsh, ba bop bsh)
125. Dialog BRAIN: (Bsh, ba bop bsh)
126. Dialog BRAIN: (Bsh, ba bop bsh)
127. Dialog BRAIN: Aye aye aye,
128. Dialog BRAIN: - hidden tumor!
129. Dialog BRAIN: (Bsh, ba-
130. Dialog MURPHY: The songs every day need to stop.
131. Dialog MURPHY: Please-
132. Dialog MURPHY: - stop!
134. Dialog BRAIN: I thought you like when I make up songs.
135. Dialog BRAIN: It's part of our routine.
136. Dialog MURPHY: No, believe it or not,-
137. Dialog MURPHY: - I hate it.
140. Dialog BRAIN: What's wrong?
141. Dialog BRAIN: What's wrong?
142. Dialog MURPHY: What do you mean what's wrong?!
143. Dialog MURPHY: You just made me waste my time and $50-
144. Dialog MURPHY: - for nothing!
145. Dialog MURPHY: I'm right back-
146. Dialog MURPHY: - where I started!
149. Dialog BRAIN: Yeah,-
150. Dialog BRAIN: - but now look.
151. Dialog BRAIN: You have nothing to worry about!
152. Dialog MURPHY: Well I know that's not true,
153. Dialog MURPHY: - because you'll just find something new to worry about tomorrow!
155. Dialog BRAIN: Murphy, I'm your brain.
156. Dialog BRAIN: It's my job to protect you-
157. Dialog MURPHY: No,-
159. Dialog MURPHY (O.S.): - your job is to-
160. Dialog MURPHY (O.S.): - remember things and know stuff!
161. Dialog MURPHY: Not freak me out about-
162. Dialog MURPHY: - every little thing-
163. Dialog MURPHY: - that could possibly go wrong.
166. Dialog BRAIN: Okay!
167. Dialog BRAIN: I can't help it sometimes.
171. Dialog BRAIN: Did you at least win your fantasy game?
172. Dialog BRAIN: Did you at least win your fantasy game?
173. Dialog MURPHY: No!
174. Action Notes Cut to black