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Sal Negash

June 01, 2026

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  1. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 13 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    I've still got muscle tension- Hole In One Page 13/237
  2. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 14 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -in my right arm from carrying my suitcase around. Hole In One Page 14/237
  3. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 15 Duration 01:00 Dialog MICHEAL:

    Uh-huh, sure Sam. Hole In One Page 15/237
  4. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 22 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Bet you'll miss the tunnel. Hole In One Page 22/237
  5. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 40 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Maybe you're the one with muscle tension. Hole In One Page 40/237
  6. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 42 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Excuses, Micheal. Hole In One Page 42/237
  7. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 51 Duration 01:00 Dialog MICHEAL:

    How does Sara and the kids put up with you? Hole In One Page 51/237
  8. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 52 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Annual trips to the Bahamas is why. Hole In One Page 52/237
  9. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 58 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Years in boring DC makes you less serious outside of work. Hole In One Page 58/237
  10. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 59 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    I bet you agency guys can understand with all the hard work they have you do. Hole In One Page 59/237
  11. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 79 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    So, can it be done? Hole In One Page 79/237
  12. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 83 Duration 01:00 Dialog MICHEAL:

    But I'm not sure- Hole In One Page 83/237
  13. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 84 Duration 01:00 Dialog MICHEAL:

    -that you'll get the results you want from this bill. Hole In One Page 84/237
  14. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 101 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Let us worry about the backlash. Hole In One Page 101/237
  15. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 104 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    We're used to things like this- Hole In One Page 104/237
  16. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 105 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -and the playbook is always the same. Hole In One Page 105/237
  17. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 106 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    First the public will cry and complain- Hole In One Page 106/237
  18. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 107 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Protests will go crazy- Hole In One Page 107/237
  19. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 108 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -but they're easy to ignore. Hole In One Page 108/237
  20. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 109 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Give it enough time and they'll get mad about something else. Hole In One Page 109/237
  21. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 110 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Like the the next social media "celebrity drama". Hole In One Page 110/237
  22. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 121 Duration 01:00 Dialog MICHEAL:

    I can never keep up with that stuff. Hole In One Page 121/237
  23. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 135 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Then while they're distracted, we'll fast track another weapons bill- Hole In One Page 135/237
  24. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 136 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -right under their noses. Hole In One Page 136/237
  25. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 143 Duration 01:00 Dialog MICHEAL:

    How do you know- Hole In One Page 143/237
  26. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 144 Duration 01:00 Dialog MICHEAL:

    -you won't be voted out next midterm? Hole In One Page 144/237
  27. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 147 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Because we got assurances from top donors- Hole In One Page 147/237
  28. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 148 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -that'll spend all the checks towards the campaigns who vote for the bill. Hole In One Page 148/237
  29. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 152 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    My primary challengers- Hole In One Page 152/237
  30. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 153 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -will have none of the support that I'll get. Hole In One Page 153/237
  31. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 154 Duration 01:01 Dialog SAM:

    I'm talking campaign ads on all the legacy media, prime-time shows. Hole In One Page 154/237
  32. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 155 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    I'll be stacked with a wall of support by the time the election comes around. Hole In One Page 155/237
  33. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 156 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    I even heard some paid influences are lining up to collaborate with my campaign. Hole In One Page 156/237
  34. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 158 Duration 01:00 Dialog MICHEAL:

    That's a lot of money. Hole In One Page 158/237
  35. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 168 Duration 01:00 Dialog MICHEAL:

    Almost too risky. Hole In One Page 168/237
  36. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 169 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    It'll be worth it though. Hole In One Page 169/237
  37. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 170 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    I'm sure to get a- Hole In One Page 170/237
  38. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 171 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -head committee seat this time around too. Hole In One Page 171/237
  39. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 172 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Ah hell...Have you been keeping score, by the way? Hole In One Page 172/237
  40. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 186 Duration 01:00 Dialog MICHEAL:

    That's uh, quite the jump in difficulty. Hole In One Page 186/237
  41. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 191 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -you know the drill, Mike. Hole In One Page 191/237
  42. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 193 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Pentagon buys, buys, buys,- Hole In One Page 193/237
  43. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 194 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -companies do well,- Hole In One Page 194/237
  44. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 195 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -shareholders make millions,- Hole In One Page 195/237
  45. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 196 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -we get help with campaign funds,- Hole In One Page 196/237
  46. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 197 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -and you agency guys get to keep track of the local troublemakers,- Hole In One Page 197/237
  47. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 198 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -win-win all around. Hole In One Page 198/237
  48. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 209 Duration 01:00 Dialog MICHEAL:

    Which notable "troublemakers"- Hole In One Page 209/237
  49. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 210 Duration 01:00 Dialog MICHEAL:

    -you recommend we keep track of? Hole In One Page 210/237
  50. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 212 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    - the kids, Micheal. They get a little riled up sometimes. Hole In One Page 212/237
  51. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 213 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    Maybe a change in social media algorithms- Hole In One Page 213/237
  52. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 214 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -will get them to stay in line. Hole In One Page 214/237
  53. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 223 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -they'll understand the hard way that- Hole In One Page 223/237
  54. Scene 1 Duration 03:57:01 Panel 224 Duration 01:00 Dialog SAM:

    -we can take their treats away. Hole In One Page 224/237