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Stanislav K
December 01, 2015
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Fuck-up your business
My quick presentation (supposed to be funny)
Stanislav K
December 01, 2015
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Transcript
How to fuck-up your business or series of “great fucking
advices”
You only fail if you don’t learn something © Some
Great Loser
Doing business in a country you don’t know nothing about?
Fuck, YEAH!
Start business without a fucking monetization model
Seasonal business is fucking great. You have time to fuck
around!
So nobody is in the market? Then you fucking should
be!
DISRUPT everything to fucking smitherines!
Invite all your friends to be fucking partners
Depending on one fucking supplier is awesome!
Bribing people is a fucking business advantage!
Family business is great fucking idea
You don’t need no fucking key business metrics
You didn’t have agreements on responsibilities with partners from beginning?
Great fucking idea!
Who needs to fucking scale? You can fucking do everything
alone
You’ve tried and it didn’t work? Throw more fucking money
into it!
Not so fucking great advices
Produce a lot, sell fucking cheap!
Be the best, sell for fucking expensive!
Focus on a fucking niche (but not too fucking small)
Nothing is true, everything is permitted! - W.S. Burrouhs