Fuck-up your business

My quick presentation (supposed to be funny)

Transcript

1. How to fuck-up your business or series of “great fucking advices”
2. You only fail if you don’t learn something © Some Great Loser
3. Doing business in a country you don’t know nothing about? Fuck, YEAH!
4. Start business without a fucking monetization model
5. Seasonal business is fucking great. You have time to fuck around!
6. So nobody is in the market? Then you fucking should be!
7. DISRUPT everything to fucking smitherines!
8. Invite all your friends to be fucking partners
9. Depending on one fucking supplier is awesome!
10. Bribing people is a fucking business advantage!
11. Family business is great fucking idea
12. You don’t need no fucking key business metrics
13. You didn’t have agreements on responsibilities with partners from beginning? Great fucking idea!
14. Who needs to fucking scale? You can fucking do everything alone
15. You’ve tried and it didn’t work? Throw more fucking money into it!
16. Not so fucking great advices
17. Produce a lot, sell fucking cheap!
18. Be the best, sell for fucking expensive!
19. Focus on a fucking niche (but not too fucking small)
20. Nothing is true, everything is permitted! - W.S. Burrouhs