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Fuck-up your business

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December 01, 2015
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Fuck-up your business

My quick presentation (supposed to be funny)

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December 01, 2015
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Transcript

  1. How to fuck-up your business or series of “great fucking

    advices”

  2. You only fail if you don’t learn something © Some

    Great Loser

  3. Doing business in a country you don’t know nothing about?

    Fuck, YEAH!

  4. Start business without a fucking monetization model

  5. Seasonal business is fucking great. You have time to fuck

    around!

  6. So nobody is in the market? Then you fucking should

    be!

  7. DISRUPT everything to fucking smitherines!

  8. Invite all your friends to be fucking partners

  9. Depending on one fucking supplier is awesome!

  10. Bribing people is a fucking business advantage!

  11. Family business is great fucking idea

  12. You don’t need no fucking key business metrics

  13. You didn’t have agreements on responsibilities with partners from beginning?

    Great fucking idea!

  14. Who needs to fucking scale? You can fucking do everything

    alone

  15. You’ve tried and it didn’t work? Throw more fucking money

    into it!

  16. Not so fucking great advices

  17. Produce a lot, sell fucking cheap!

  18. Be the best, sell for fucking expensive!

  19. Focus on a fucking niche (but not too fucking small)

  20. Nothing is true, everything is permitted! - W.S. Burrouhs