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Strays - Cleaned Boards

7d88575acf99ddcf9f53180171d885d7?s=47 Sonia Lee
December 23, 2021

Strays - Cleaned Boards

A mafia cat boss meets with an old friend, a dog who has stepped out of line.

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Sonia Lee

December 23, 2021
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  5. Calvin - *deep breath*

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  10. Sir - come on in. come on.

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  12. Sir - I’ve done a lot for ya, Calvin.

  13. Calvin - yes sir, yes you have,

  14. Calvin - and me and the pack are just so

    grateful-
  15. Sir - I got you something.

  16. Calvin - oh?

  17. SFX - gross, wet splat

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  19. Sir- thats for you.

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  21. Calvin - thank you sir. I really appreciate this. i

    think it is so great, very delicious-
  22. Sir- I killed it myself.

  23. Calvin - oh wow.

  24. Sir - yeah, i did. it was pretty difficult, I

    would say.
  25. Sir- I had to wait, very patiently. And I’m declawed

    you know. so when I need things to go my way…. Zoom
  26. Sir- I’ve gotta use my teeth.

  27. Calvin - oh…. yes….I truly understand…

  28. Sir- im not so sure you do, Calvin. I think

    you’re lookin at things all wrong. see, you look at me and you see a little kitty fell upon hard times.
  29. Sir - youre like the humans. you see a pet.

  30. Calvin - a Pet?! no sir!! you know, i really

    respect
  31. Sir - you respect what Calvin? because it certainly isnt

    me. I can tell that by how you and your mangy pack conduct yourselves.
  32. Calvin - Im sorry sir???

  33. Sir - we’ll see how sorry youll be. On my

    streets, the strays work for thier food. we earn our life on this earth. we don’t get it handed to us.
  34. Sir - you know why?

  35. Calvin - I’m losing you, Sir.

  36. Sir - Because we’re not pets! and i see that

    as a gift! we have been spared the empty existence as a pet and have been given the gift of life as a real animal! a wild animal! do you feel like a wild animal??
  37. Calvin - yes sir. I feel very empowered.

  38. Sir - then why have i heard tell of you

    and your pack BEGGING IN THE ALLEYWAYS OF EVERY ASIAN FUSION RESTAURANT IN TOWN?!!
  39. Calvin - what?! im sorry sir, i just-

  40. Sir - NO. BEGGING. IN. MY. STREETS. GET HIM BOYS!!

  41. Sir - TAKE HIM OUT!

  42. Calvin - sir please!

  43. Calvin - sir, i can explain.. push out

  44. Calvin - i.. i just need the chance

  45. Calvin - to explain to you-

  46. sir - You know what happens to animals who dont

    deserve their place? push out
  47. Sir - they lose it!! BG

  48. Sir - to the bigger,

  49. Sir - badder ..

  50. Sir - WILDER-

  51. SFX - cat toy bell jingle

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  55. SFX - more cat toy jingle

  56. SFX - cats purring and meowing happliy

  57. Sir - you idiots!! you kitty cats!!!

  58. Sir - I said TAKE HIM OUT!!

  59. Sir - HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELVES WILD ANIMALS!!

  60. sir - APEX PREDATORS!!!

  61. Sir - THIEVES OF THE NIGHT!!!!

  62. Sir - YOU IMBECILES!

  63. Sir- YOU PETS!!

  64. Sir - YOU DOMESTICATED-

  65. Sir - *heaves and coughs*

  66. Sir - *coughing and choking*

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  72. SFX - snap!

  73. sir - oh Calvin. thank you calvin. oh, my lives.

  74. Sir - ive only got but so many left.

  75. Calvin - yes sir.

  76. Sir - you dogs are up a real creek. you’ve

    only got the one.
  77. Calvin - im afraid so, sir.

  78. Sir - you know, that old mousie used to be

    mine, way back in the old days when they used to call me…
  79. Sir - now, what was it again… they called me…..

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  81. Calvin - sir fluffs alot.

  82. Sir - Sir fluffs alot!! that was it!!

  83. Sir - but these days, just sir will do. Calvin

    - yes sir.
  84. Sir - you know what calvin, I’m gonna let you

    off this one last time. i like you, and i know dogs arent apex predators like we cats are, so im gonna let you off.
  85. Sir - just. dont let me hera about it again,

    ok?
  86. Calvin - yes sir.

  87. Calvin - you know, its awfully good, the asian fusion.

    they have pork rolls, fried rice, shrimp dumplings, spice ramen-
  88. Sir - quiet calvin. i said dont let me hear

    about it.
  89. Calvin - yes sir.

  90. Sir - wait.

  91. Sir - get me the shrimp.