Strays - Cleaned Boards

A mafia cat boss meets with an old friend, a dog who has stepped out of line.

Transcript

5. Calvin - *deep breath*
10. Sir - come on in. come on.
12. Sir - I’ve done a lot for ya, Calvin.
13. Calvin - yes sir, yes you have,
14. Calvin - and me and the pack are just so grateful-
15. Sir - I got you something.
16. Calvin - oh?
17. SFX - gross, wet splat
19. Sir- thats for you.
21. Calvin - thank you sir. I really appreciate this. i think it is so great, very delicious-
22. Sir- I killed it myself.
23. Calvin - oh wow.
24. Sir - yeah, i did. it was pretty difficult, I would say.
25. Sir- I had to wait, very patiently. And I’m declawed you know. so when I need things to go my way…. Zoom
26. Sir- I’ve gotta use my teeth.
27. Calvin - oh…. yes….I truly understand…
28. Sir- im not so sure you do, Calvin. I think you’re lookin at things all wrong. see, you look at me and you see a little kitty fell upon hard times.
29. Sir - youre like the humans. you see a pet.
30. Calvin - a Pet?! no sir!! you know, i really respect
31. Sir - you respect what Calvin? because it certainly isnt me. I can tell that by how you and your mangy pack conduct yourselves.
32. Calvin - Im sorry sir???
33. Sir - we’ll see how sorry youll be. On my streets, the strays work for thier food. we earn our life on this earth. we don’t get it handed to us.
34. Sir - you know why?
35. Calvin - I’m losing you, Sir.
36. Sir - Because we’re not pets! and i see that as a gift! we have been spared the empty existence as a pet and have been given the gift of life as a real animal! a wild animal! do you feel like a wild animal??
37. Calvin - yes sir. I feel very empowered.
38. Sir - then why have i heard tell of you and your pack BEGGING IN THE ALLEYWAYS OF EVERY ASIAN FUSION RESTAURANT IN TOWN?!!
39. Calvin - what?! im sorry sir, i just-
40. Sir - NO. BEGGING. IN. MY. STREETS. GET HIM BOYS!!
41. Sir - TAKE HIM OUT!
42. Calvin - sir please!
43. Calvin - sir, i can explain.. push out
44. Calvin - i.. i just need the chance
45. Calvin - to explain to you-
46. sir - You know what happens to animals who dont deserve their place? push out
47. Sir - they lose it!! BG
48. Sir - to the bigger,
49. Sir - badder ..
50. Sir - WILDER-
51. SFX - cat toy bell jingle
55. SFX - more cat toy jingle
56. SFX - cats purring and meowing happliy
57. Sir - you idiots!! you kitty cats!!!
58. Sir - I said TAKE HIM OUT!!
59. Sir - HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELVES WILD ANIMALS!!
60. sir - APEX PREDATORS!!!
61. Sir - THIEVES OF THE NIGHT!!!!
62. Sir - YOU IMBECILES!
63. Sir- YOU PETS!!
64. Sir - YOU DOMESTICATED-
65. Sir - *heaves and coughs*
66. Sir - *coughing and choking*
72. SFX - snap!
73. sir - oh Calvin. thank you calvin. oh, my lives.
74. Sir - ive only got but so many left.
75. Calvin - yes sir.
76. Sir - you dogs are up a real creek. you’ve only got the one.
77. Calvin - im afraid so, sir.
78. Sir - you know, that old mousie used to be mine, way back in the old days when they used to call me…
79. Sir - now, what was it again… they called me…..
81. Calvin - sir fluffs alot.
82. Sir - Sir fluffs alot!! that was it!!
83. Sir - but these days, just sir will do. Calvin - yes sir.
84. Sir - you know what calvin, I’m gonna let you off this one last time. i like you, and i know dogs arent apex predators like we cats are, so im gonna let you off.
85. Sir - just. dont let me hera about it again, ok?
86. Calvin - yes sir.
87. Calvin - you know, its awfully good, the asian fusion. they have pork rolls, fried rice, shrimp dumplings, spice ramen-
88. Sir - quiet calvin. i said dont let me hear about it.
89. Calvin - yes sir.
90. Sir - wait.
91. Sir - get me the shrimp.