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Fado
November 29, 2023
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The Queen and the Thief
Fado
November 29, 2023
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THIEF: Your Majesty! I beg you. Spare my life
THIEF: Your Majesty! I beg you. Spare my life
THIEF: I swear on my Mother’s grave I will not
steal again
THIEF: Please your Majesty
THIEF: Please your Majesty
ROMAN DELEGATE: It is too late. The Queen must enforce
her own law
ROMAN DELEGATE: It is too late. The Queen must enforce
her own law
ROMAN DELEGATE: It is too late. The Queen must enforce
her own law
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THE QUEEN: Let it be done!
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ROMAN DELEGATE: Iwhat is this non-sense??
THE QUEEN: The law says those that steal must be
fed to the Beasts
THE QUEEN: But...It didn’t specify what beast
THE QUEEN: But...It didn’t specify what beast
ROMAN DELEGATE: You…..
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ROMAN DELEGATE: This is unacceptable. He must be put to
death per the law
ROMAN DELEGATE: This is unacceptable. He must be put to
death per the law
ROMAN DELEGATE: This is unacceptable. He must be put to
death per the law
THE QUEEN: Relax Maximilian
THE QUEEN: Relax Maximilian
THE QUEEN: Relax Maximilian
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THE QUEEN: I think you forget...
THE QUEEN: I think you forget...
THE QUEEN: I think you forget...
THE QUEEN: I am the law.
THE QUEEN: I am the law.
THE QUEEN: I am the law.
THE QUEEN: I am the law.
THE QUEEN: I am the law.