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GIRL:Hey. Name pleasee.
ASSASSIN:What the?!
ASSASSINWho are you? Where didyou come from?!
GIRLLook, buddy, I just need aname.
ASSASSIN:Ahh!!
GIRL:C’mon, buddy, I don’t have allday...
ASSASSIN:Uhhh….Shadahar….
ASSASSIN:Shadahar!…..
ASSASSIN:…..Shadahar...The Taker of souls.
GIRL:Is that with one D or two?
ASSASSIN:One D. It’s just ONE D.
ASSASSIN:Have you ever seen itwritten with two Ds?.
ASSASSIN:It’s just one D.
ASSASSIN:Although, Now that I thinkabout it, it could be a typo
GIRL:Hmmmmm….
GIRL:NOPE
GIRL:No Shadahar...
GIRL:..”Taker of souls”
GIRL:Did you make a reservation?
ASSASSIN:Huh??
ASSASSIN:A reservation?!
ASSASSIN:For what?!
GIRL:Helloooo. All assassination attemptsrequire a reservation.
GIRL:We don’t take walk ins.
SHADAHAR:What!? Are you kidding me?! Areservation?! Who does that?
SHADAHAR:Look, the king’s right there!
SHADAHAR:I just need a clear shot!--!
GIRL:Yeaaahhh...
GIRL:But that wouldn’t be fair to the guys who madereservations, right?.
SHADAHAR:Huh?
LINDA GOTHAR (O.S):Hello!
SHADAHAR(O.S):Miss Gothar!!!???
LINDA GOTHAR:Oh Shadahar! Is that you?
LINDA GOTHAR:Oh my how you’ve grown!
LINDA GOTHAR:Shadahar dear, please tell me, howis that bladder of yours?!
LINDA GOTHAR:You see, this boy here was one of mytrouble students back in the 2ndgrade
LINDA GOTHAR:He could never make it to the bathroomin time.
SHADAHAR:What are you doing here?!
LINDA GOTHAR:Oh I booked a 1:30. A Linda Gothar.
GIRL:..Gothar….Gothar…..
Linda Gothar!Yep. Gotcha righthere.
You may proceed.
SHADAHAR:This is a giant waste of time!!
LINDA GOTHAR:Woohoo!!!
GIRL:Congratulations!
GIRL:You’re the proud winner of 10,000$ forsuccessfully assassinating the king!
GIRL:Don’t spend it all in one place!
LINDA GOTHARThank you my dear!
SHADAHAR:Oh come on!
SHADAHAR:I could have done that!!
GIRL:Not without a reservation
SHADAHAR:Wait wait! Hold On...uh...whatabout the next monarch?
SHADAHAR:Yeah, I’d like to make a reservation for the nextmonarch...please!
GIRL:Perfect. I will put youdown...Shadahar...
SHADAHAR:Yes, that’s shadahar with one D..
SHADAHAR (CONT'D)By the way, who will be the next ruler,anyway?
GIRL:Oh, ummm. Me!