You can't tie knots, you hate leeches, you're allergic to flannel, and you get lost on the way to the outhouse. But your one ace-in-the-hole is Arts and Crafts. They speak of your ceramic ashtrays in awed and hushed tones. Your friendship bracelets are highly coveted . Your Escher-inspired bird house took first place last year (and sold on eBay for a small fortune). And you're really looking forward to an epic lanyard creation experience this year.
Sorry sunshine, but not this time.
You're going to sit your pasty, asthma-ridden carcass in that chair while we teach you how to transform your clunky, hack ridden website into a standards compliant, SEO-friendly, accessible, cross-browser compatible, model web citizen...right before your very eyes! Wolf Loescher (@wloescher) and Bertine Buchan (@bertine) will present the latest best-practices, tips, tricks, and frameworks that will not only earn you an extra S'more, but might even catch the eye of that cute guy or girl at the camp across the lake. (You know, the camp for cheerleaders.)
Kumbaya, my lord. Kumbaya.
Attendees should have a basic working knowledge of HTML, CSS, and JavaScript.