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Zach Fortney
June 22, 2022
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The Day Of(f)
Sometimes you can't tell what's truly going on in a person's life.
Zach Fortney
June 22, 2022
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Ms. Lee (O.S.): Ahem.
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Please pay attention, Jackson.
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Sorry.
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Thank you.
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Anyways, back to the figure here.
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Anyways, back to the figure here.
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As you can see here,
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over the past quarter we grew in these areas.
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One second please.
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Listen up...
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Stop making me look bad.
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Sorry about that...
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Where were we?
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Where were we?
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*Phone buzzes*
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Do you let all your employees disrespect you?
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It will be taken care of.
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Exec #2: Unacceptable.
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Exec #1: If that were my employee,
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they'd be fired yesterday.
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What are you doing?
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My wife is gone.
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I'm sorry.
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Exec #3: Without meaning to offend,
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I have a flight to make,
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so if we could continue...
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I'll ask again.
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Without meaning to offend,
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looks like we'll have to reschedule.
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Don't be sorry.
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I'M sorry.
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I should've asked what was wrong.
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Why don't you take the day off?