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Zara Jump
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October 25, 2023
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Dialog // CAR SKIDDING TO STOP SFX // Page 13/217
Dialog // CAR SKIDDING TO STOP SFX // Page 14/217
Dialog // CLUNK SFX // Page 15/217
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Dialog MAX: Yo. Page 18/217
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Dialog MAX: Mia today was awesome, Page 21/217
Dialog MAX: Me and Evan skipped soccer practice and scored
some High Gear Deer tour tickets! Page 22/217
Dialog MAX: I just don’t have gas money for the
next 3 weeks.. Page 23/217
Dialog MAX: ANYWAY how was practice? Page 24/217
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Dialog MIA: It was… Page 27/217
Dialog MIA: Painful. Page 28/217
Dialog MIA: Can we get burgers!? Page 29/217
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Dialog MAX: …you got burger money? Page 32/217
Dialog MIA: Okay fine, Page 33/217
Dialog MIA: let’s get home sooner so Mom can freak
out over my glasses. Page 34/217
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Dialog // Two muffled voices yelling // Page 43/217
Dialog // MUFFLED YELLING // Page 44/217
Dialog // MUFFLED YELLING // Page 45/217
Dialog MAX: Welp. Page 46/217
Dialog MAX: Welp. Page 47/217
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Dialog MIA: I'll be back here. Page 49/217
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Dialog MIA: I'm staying in here you can deal with
that. Page 51/217
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Dialog MAX: FINE, we'll get burgers. Page 53/217
Dialog MIA: YAYYY! Page 54/217
Dialog MAX: Not like I wanted to study anyways. Page
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Dialog MAX: Move. Page 56/217
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Dialog // LIGHTNING CRACKS // Page 62/217
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Dialog MAX: MIA- Page 65/217
Dialog MAX: Water's getting in, move. Page 66/217
Dialog MIA: Fiiiinne, grumpy. Page 67/217
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Dialog MIA: grumble grumble, I'm Max and I got this
dumb nose ring to impress Evan. Page 71/217
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Dialog MAX: I'm sure your basketball buddies would LOVE to
see this. Page 75/217
Dialog MIA: // Nose Blowing SFX // Page 76/217
Dialog MIA: Stop!!! Page 77/217
Dialog MIA: GIMME THAT!! Page 78/217
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Dialog MIA: DELETE IT!! Page 80/217
Dialog MIA: DELETING.... Page 81/217
Dialog MIA: Okay, What kinda edgy tunes do you have...
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Dialog MIA: This looks emo. Page 83/217
Dialog // Metal Music starts playing // Page 84/217
Dialog MIA: You're such a dorky poser. Page 85/217
Dialog MIA: Can't even handle a little rain! Page 86/217
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Dialog MAX: Hm. Page 88/217
Dialog MAX: A poser huh? Page 89/217
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Dialog // Metal music blaring // Page 91/217
Dialog // Metal music blaring // Page 92/217
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Dialog // Metal music blaring // Page 94/217
Dialog // Metal music blaring // Page 95/217
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Dialog // Brakes screeching SFX // Page 104/217
Dialog // Clunk SFX // Page 105/217
Dialog // Metal music has a slow guitar solo //
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Dialog // Metal music picks back up // Page 109/217
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Dialog // Shifting rubble SFX // Page 120/217
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Dialog // MAX and MIA singing along // Page 124/217
Dialog MAX: Oh this part goes hard Page 125/217
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Dialog // Metal music increases in volume // Page 127/217
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Dialog // Rumbling rubble SFX // Page 130/217
Dialog // Rumbling rubble SFX // Page 131/217
Dialog // Rumbling rubble and waterfall SFX // Page 132/217
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Dialog // Rumbling rubble and waterfall SFX // Page 140/217
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Dialog // Rumbling rubble and waterfall SFX // Page 142/217
Dialog // MAX and MIA singing along // Page 143/217
Dialog // MAX and MIA harmonize // Page 144/217
Dialog // FWOOSH SFX// Page 145/217
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Dialog MAX: // Singing along// Page 158/217
Dialog MAX: // Becomes silent // Page 159/217
Dialog MAX: GET IN. SEATBELT. Page 160/217
Dialog MIA: Dude I was rocking out- Page 161/217
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Dialog DOE: // Angry squaking sounds // Page 163/217
Dialog BUCK: // Angry squeaking sounds // Page 164/217
Dialog // DOE and BUCK Squaking loudly over eachother //
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Dialog FAWN 1: // Exasperated squeak // Page 169/217
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Dialog // Seatbelt CLICK SFX // Page 174/217
Dialog MAX and MIA: AHHHHH! Page 175/217
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Dialog // Brakes squeal // Page 179/217
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Dialog // Tires skating SFX // Page 182/217
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Dialog MIA: You have GOT to stop driving like- Page
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Dialog MIA: Woah. Page 189/217
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Dialog MIA: Wow... The stars.. Page 194/217
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Dialog MIA: There's venus! Oh and mars! Page 199/217
Dialog MIA: I think that's Orion's belt. Page 200/217
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Dialog MIA: You wanna play like that emo soccer boy?
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Dialog MAX: You mean POSER emo boy? Page 209/217
Dialog // DOOF SFX // Page 210/217
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Dialog MIA: HAHAHA! Page 213/217
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