Don't fear the demons of microservices but be prepared for them. Cloud native technology and software delivery practices make you prepared for the fight. This talk will bring you the hard won wisdom of building distributed applications while playing Doom. How to apply the awesome arsenal of cloud native technologies to battle monsters like the application packaging demon or the imps of distributed computing? Do you want to stand at the gates of microservice hell ready to fight and modernise your application for the cloud era? This talk will show you how the next generation of tools like Docker and Kubernetes can be used to tackle problems of microservice architectures. It's an overview talk aimed at newcomers to cloud native technologies and those hungry for some Doom nostalgia.