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Transcript
Dialog BANE: Well...
Dialog BANE: ...Maybe one day...
Dialog BANE: ...you'll save...
Dialog BANE: ...her.
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Dialog BANE: Ew!
Dialog BANE: ...What is this rumpus?
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Dialog GUS: Oh!
Dialog GUS: Hi, Bane!
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Dialog BANE: I...
Dialog BANE: ...must...
Dialog BANE: ...protects my...
Dialog BANE: ...friends.
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Dialog BANE (os): Okay...
Dialog BANE: Okay...
Dialog BANE: Okay...
Dialog BANE: ...Goldie...
Dialog BANE: ...Goldie...
Dialog BANE (os): Run...
Dialog BANE: ...upstairs...
Dialog BANE: ...lock...
Dialog BANE: ...the door and...
Dialog BANE: ...don't go...
Dialog BANE: ...anywhere until I...
Dialog BANE: ...get back, okay?
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Dialog GOLDIE: Okay...
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Dialog GOLDIE: ...but I...
Dialog GOLDIE: ...have...
Dialog GOLDIE: ...to go...
Dialog GOLDIE: ...potty.
Dialog GOLDIE: ...potty.
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Dialog BANE: Do...
Dialog BANE: Do...
Dialog BANE: ...whatever you...
Dialog BANE: ...need to...
Dialog BANE: ...do...
Dialog BANE: ...just...
Dialog BANE: ...GO!
Dialog BANE: ...GO!
Dialog GOLDIE: I...
Dialog GOLDIE: ...will...
Dialog GOLDIE: ...will...
Dialog GOLDIE: ...will...
Dialog GOLDIE: ...but it's...
Dialog GOLDIE: ...not...
Dialog GOLDIE: ...number...
Dialog GOLDIE: ...number...
Dialog GOLDIE: ...one.
Dialog GOLDIE: ...one.
Dialog BANE: Okay...
Dialog BANE: Okay...
Dialog BANE: Okay...
Dialog BANE: ...well...
Dialog BANE: ...well...
Dialog BANE: ...well...
Dialog BANE (os): ...here's something to...
Dialog BANE (os): ...here's something to...
Dialog BANE (os): ...here's something to...
Dialog BANE (os): ...here's something to...
Dialog BANE (os): ...here's something to...
Dialog BANE (os): ...here's something to...
Dialog BANE (os): ...read.
Dialog BANE (os): ...read.
Dialog BANE (os): ...read.
Dialog BANE (os): ...read.
Dialog BANE (os): ...read.
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Dialog BANE: Go enjoy the finance page.
Dialog BANE: Go enjoy the finance page.
Dialog BANE: Go enjoy the finance page.
Dialog BANE: Go enjoy the finance page.
Dialog BANE: Go enjoy the finance page.
Dialog BANE: Go enjoy the finance page.
Dialog BANE: Go enjoy the finance page.
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Dialog SFX: <Jukebox starts playing fighting song>
Dialog SFX: <Jukebox starts playing fighting song>
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Dialog GOON: You sure you wanna go with that one?
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Dialog GOON: That thing's older than you.
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Dialog NOONAN: And it still gets the job done. Just
like me.
Dialog NOONAN: And it still gets the job done. Just
like me.
Dialog NOONAN: And it still gets the job done. Just
like me.
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Dialog SIXPACK: Ah...
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Dialog SIXPACK (os): ...two-on-one, huh?
Dialog SIXPACK: What are you guys, twins?
Dialog SIXPACK: What are you guys, twins?
Dialog SIXPACK: What are you guys, twins?
Dialog SIXPACK: What are you guys, twins?
Dialog SIXPACK: What are you guys, twins?
Dialog SIXPACK: What are you guys, twins?
Dialog SIXPACK: What are you guys, twins?
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Dialog SIXPACK: Who wants some first?
Dialog SIXPACK: Who wants some first?
Dialog SIXPACK: Who wants some first?
Dialog SIXPACK: Who wants some first?
Dialog SIXPACK: Who wants some first?
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Dialog GUS: Hey, guys. I was thinkin' maybe...
Dialog GUS: Hey, guys. I was thinkin' maybe...
Dialog GUS: Hey, guys. I was thinkin' maybe...
Dialog GUS: Hey, guys. I was thinkin' maybe...
Dialog GUS: Hey, guys. I was thinkin' maybe...
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Dialog GUS: ...we should put a pin in this!
Dialog GUS: ...we should put a pin in this!
Dialog GUS: ...we should put a pin in this!
Dialog GUS: ...we should put a pin in this!
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Dialog GUS: It's like we say at the fulfillment center...
Dialog GUS: It's like we say at the fulfillment center...
Dialog GUS: It's like we say at the fulfillment center...
Dialog GUS: It's like we say at the fulfillment center...
Dialog GUS: It's like we say at the fulfillment center...
Dialog GUS: It's like we say at the fulfillment center...
Dialog GUS: It's like we say at the fulfillment center...
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Dialog GUS: Use your head and lift with your knees!
Dialog GUS: Use your head and lift with your knees!
Dialog GUS: Use your head and lift with your knees!
Dialog GUS: Use your head and lift with your knees!
Dialog GUS: Use your head and lift with your knees!
Dialog GUS: Use your head and lift with your knees!
Dialog GUS: Use your head and lift with your knees!
Dialog GUS: Use your head and lift with your knees!
Dialog GUS: Use your head and lift with your knees!
Dialog GUS: Use your head and lift with your knees!
Dialog GUS: Use your head and lift with your knees!
Dialog GUS: Let me know...
Dialog GUS (os): ...if you need a receipt for that.
Dialog MOE: You mother fucker!
Dialog MOE: You mother fucker!
Dialog MOE: You mother fucker!
Dialog MOE: You mother fucker!
Dialog MOE: You mother fucker!
Dialog MOE: Where's my fuckin' money?
Dialog MOE: Where's my fuckin' money?
Dialog MOE: Where's my fuckin' money?
Dialog MOE: Where's my fuckin' money?
Dialog MOE: Where's my fuckin' money?
Dialog MOE: Where's my fuckin' money?
Dialog NOONAN: He owes you money?
Dialog NOONAN: He owes you money?
Dialog MOE: Nah. Force o' habit.
Dialog MOE: Nah. Force o' habit.
Dialog MOE: Nah. Force o' habit.
Dialog MOE: Nah. Force o' habit.
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Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: Time to end this nonsense.
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: Time to end this nonsense.
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: Time to end this nonsense.
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: Time to end this nonsense.
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Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: What the fuck? Where the hell
is everybody?
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: What the fuck? Where the hell
is everybody?
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: What the fuck? Where the hell
is everybody?
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: What the fuck? Where the hell
is everybody?
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: What the fuck? Where the hell
is everybody?
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: What the fuck? Where the hell
is everybody?
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: What the fuck? Where the hell
is everybody?
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: What the fuck? Where the hell
is everybody?
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: What the fuck? Where the hell
is everybody?
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: What the fuck? Where the hell
is everybody?
Dialog QUEEN OF FABLES: What the fuck? Where the hell
is everybody?
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