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Transcript
*Alarm blaring*
*Alarm blaring* *Screams*
*Alarm blaring* *Screams*
*Alarm blaring* *Screams*
*Whistling*
*Whistling*
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*Knocks come from the window*
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“How’d it go, Pops?”
“Have fun?”
“How do you think it went?”
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“DRIVE!!”
“DRIVE!!”
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“You know, you don’t need to yell Pops.”
“I know the drill.”
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“Apparently not.”
“Or you wouldn’t- Be driving-”
“Like a geriatric!”
“Two warrants out for my arrest.”
“An expired license.”
“I can’t risk getting pulled over again.”
“So the speed limit it is.”
“So the speed limit it is.”
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*Sirens start approaching in the distance*
*Sirens start approaching in the distance*
“At this pace you’re guaranteeing we get pulled over...”
“At this pace you’re guaranteeing we get pulled over...”
“...”
“Takeout?”
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“See? You complain about me being slow, but your jobs
are taking longer every time.”
“I think it’s time you read those retirement pamphlets I
got you.”
*Aggressive honks*
*Aggressive honks*
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“Sorry!”
“Precious cargo here.”
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“Retired. See?”
“Doesn’t she seem so relaxed?”
*Sirens multiply*
*Sirens multiply*
*Sirens multiply*
*Sirens multiply*
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*STOP!*
*STOP!*
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“Please can we stop at Lenny’s?”
“Really quick?”
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“You brought Bella?”
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“Hey Pops!”
“Hey Pops!”
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“Bella?”
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“What? I was running jobs with you at half her
age.”
“Thought we could use some new blood.”
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“Welcome to Lenny’s.”
“Whenever you’re ready.”
“What’ll it be Bella?”
“One vanilla cone!”
“Please.”
“Got it.”
“Anything for you Pops?”
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“One vanilla cone please!”
“N-Next window please.”
*Sirens*
*Sirens*
*Sirens*
*Sirens*
*Sirens*
Over loudspeaker: “Step out of the vehicle!”
Over loudspeaker: “Step out of the vehicle!”
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*Sirens*
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“Thanks! What’ll it be?”
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“This should cover it.”
*Sirens*
*Sirens*
*Sirens*
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“Bruce.”
“If I promise to look at those retirement pamphlets-”
“Will you drive over 25?”
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“That’s all you had to say.”
“You got it, Pops.”
“Then-”
“HIT IT!!”
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