Knife Fight!!

Transcript

4. Knives: *Whistles*
5. Knives: *Whistles*
6. Knives: Heyy Mr. Bartender~
7. Knives: Do you perhaps have any…
8. Knives: Bounties?
9. Mr. Bartender: Miss, all the bounties are already posted.
10. Mr. Bartender: I can’t give you “special treatment” girlie.
14. Knives: I said…
15. Knives: Did you have any bounties
16. Knives: For…
17. Knives: For…
18. Knives: ME?
19. Mr. Bartender: AH Ah ah
20. Mr. Bartender: Y-yes miss.
21. Mr. Bartender: They are in the back.
23. Knives: Perrrfecttt.
24. Knives: Perrrfecttt.
25. Knives: Perrrfecttt.
27. [hushed whispers in the background]
28. [hushed whispers in the background]
29. [hushed whispers in the background]
30. Cowboy 1: Is that her? On the bounty.
31. Cowboy 1: hmmm…
36. Cowboy 2: I think so.
37. [clicking of a gun]
39. BANG
40. BANG
42. Knives (trailing off): Heheh… I think you got the wrong person…
43. Crowd: $999,999,999? For her?
44. Crowd: What a gold mine…
45. Crowd: I think I could take her on…
46. Cowboy 1: It’s your lucky day girl!
47. Cowboy 1: BAHHAAHA Today, your gonna go to the slammer!
48. Cowboy 1: BAHHAAHA Today, your gonna go to the slammer!
49. Cowboy 1: BAHHAAHA Today, your gonna go to the slammer!
50. Cowboy 1: BAHHAAHA Today, your gonna go to the slammer!
51. Cowboy 1: BAHHAAHA Today, your gonna go to the slammer!
52. Cowboy 1: BAHHAAHA Today, your gonna go to the slammer!
53. Cowboy 1: BAHHAAHA Today, your gonna go to the slammer!
54. Cowboy 1: BAHHAAHA Today, your gonna go to the slammer!
55. Cowboy 1: OUGHH
56. [crickets]
58. Knives: If you want me…
59. Knives: You’ll have to win first!
68. [POughh]
69. Knives: UGH
70. Knives: UGH
73. [whistling a tune]
74. [whistling a tune]
75. [whistling a tune]
76. [whistling a tune] Knives: HIYAAA
77. [whistling a tune] Knives: AHH
78. [whistling a tune]
79. [whistling a tune]
80. [whistling a tune] KNIVES: OUHHGHH
81. [whistling a tune]
82. [whistling a tune] Knives: Take that!
83. Mr. Bartender: AHHHH
86. Mr Bartender: OH YOU LITTLE-
87. Mr Bartender: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU-
88. Mr Bartender: OH MY GODD
89. Knives: Heyy…
90. Knives: sorry about that…
91. Knives: OUUHGJJJ
95. Knives: AHH
97. Paris: Greetings my friends, for I am Paris
98. Paris: Son of London, I am a travelling Prince…
99. Paris: …In search for a thing that would awaken my true powers.
100. Paris: For I am no ordinary man, but a Prophet for the Divine.
101. Paris: Blessed ever since I was birth’ed from the womb…
102. Paris: Everyday, my heart pounds, yearning for more.
103. Paris: I feel like i could achieve something
104. Paris: Something far beyond the limits of human potential
105. Paris: It’s almost as if it is my destiny to be
106. Paris: A legend-
108. Knives(whispered): $100,000,000,000?
109. Knives: Come with me.
131. Knives: ehhe
135. Paris: Heyyy
136. Paris: Maybe we could uh… talk it…
137. Paris: Maybe we could uh… talk it…
138. Paris: Maybe we could uh… talk it…
139. Paris: Out…
142. Paris: AHHHHHH
143. Paris: AHHHHHH
144. Paris: AHHHHHH
145. Paris: AHHHHHH
146. Paris: AHHHHHH
147. Paris: AHHHHHH
148. Paris: AHHHHHH
149. Paris: AHHHHHH
150. Paris: AHHHHHH
151. Paris: ahh…
152. Paris: ahh…
153. Paris: ahh…
154. Paris: ahh…
155. Paris: …
156. Paris: …
158. [BANG]
159. Knives: OH!
160. Knives: I have an idea!
164. Paris: NONONONONONONONO
165. Paris: NONONONONONONONO
166. Paris: NONONONONONONONO
167. Paris: NONONONONONONONO
168. Paris: AHAHHHH
169. Everyone: AHHHHHHH
170. Everyone: AHHHHHHH
171. [eeeeeeeeee]
172. [eeeeeeeeee]
173. [eeeeeeeeee]
174. Knives(under breath): …seriously
175. Knives: Well…
176. Knives: See Ya!
177. Knives: See Ya!
179. Innocent man: AH
183. Knives (loud whisper): Stupid prince…
184. Knives (loud whisper): Whos way…ugh…heavier
185. Knives: Than he looks.
188. Knives: Well! It seems like our time here is done!
189. Knives: Well! It seems like our time here is done
190. [BANG BANG]
191. [More BANGS]
192. Knives: Brace yourself boy!
193. Paris: what?-
194. Paris: AUGHHHHH WHATTTTT
195. Paris: AAAAAAAAAA
196. Paris: UGH
197. Knives: HAHHHAHHAHAHHAHA
198. [BOOOOOOM]
199. Knives (Heavy Breathing): Another bounty… Another…
200. Knives: Dollar…
201. Sheriff: Sheriff here, and you’re under arrest Knives Smith and Paris London!
203. Knives: WHAT THE F-