The crazy things that happen when you're pregnant

Presentation given to coworkers about what happens when you're pregnant (presented after the first trimester)

Transcript

1. The crazy sh*t that happens when you’re pregnant Allison McMillan
2. Holy Crap I’m Pregnant?!
3. Which is exciting
4. But I didn’t quite understand beforehand all the random related craziness
5. Random stuff makes you nauseous
6. Like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies
7. And the smell of my husband when he came home from the gym
8. but not gasoline?
9. Food tastes different
10. It tastes like what?
11. You crave crazy things
12. And then don’t want them at all
13. Your diet has to completely change!
14. And you also have to cut out everything that makes you want to vom
15. And the things that you suddenly can’t eat
16. And that’s only the food related things!!
17. Theres also exhaustion
18. Germ neurosis
19. Random new pains
20. The fact that I always look like i’m talking to myself
21. And finally the emotions!!
22. Interesting meltdowns
23. And the fact that all coke commercials now make me cry
24. Most Recent… pregnancy brain
25. Obviously it’s different for every prego lady
26. But this is just a little insight into my current crazy
27. I’m sure there’s more to come