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L e i l a j u s t l
o v e s y o u r d a u g h t e r !
L e i l a j u s t l
o v e s y o u r d a u g h t e r !
T e r e s a L o v e
s L e i l a !
T e r e s a L o v e
s L e i l a !
We h a v e a n o p h
o n e s a t d i n n e r p o l i c y ,
a n d t h a t c h i
l d wi l l wo l f d o wn h e r v e g a n c h i l i i n t h r e e mi n u t e s ο¬ a t wh e n t h e y β r e t e x t i n g .
Y e s ! I β l l a s
k a b o u t h e r a r t c l a s s , r e a d y t o h e a r a b o u t Mo n e t o r s o me t h i n g , b u t t h e n I j u s t g e t s t o r i e s a b o u t T e r e s a .
B u t t h e c l a s
s s e e ms g r e a t !
Y e a h , we β v e d
o n t c o u r s e s a t t h e A r t C e n t e r f o r y e a r s n o w , we l o v e i t .
We r e t h e r e a n
y t e a c h e r s y o u l i k e d ? L e i l a wa n t s t o t a k e a n o t h e r o n e .
O h I β v e g o t a
wh o l e s p r e a d s h e e t .
* C HI R P C HI R P *
* C HI R P C HI R P *
S o r r y !
S o r r y !
S o r r y !
S o r r y !
None
He y , wo u l d y o u
wa n t t o g r a b a c o f f e e wh i l e we wa i t f o r t h e m?
He y , wo u l d y o u
wa n t t o g r a b a c o f f e e wh i l e we wa i t f o r t h e m?
None
None
- U n l e s s y o u
β r e b u s y , I s h o u l d n β t s t e p o n y o u r S a t u r d a y .
N o n o , I t β s ο¬
n e .
S u r e , c o f f e
e .
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I d o n β t t h i n
k t h i s g a me ma k e s s e n s e .
I d o n β t t h i n
k t h i s g a me ma k e s s e n s e .
O n e c h a mo mi l e
l a v e n d e r t e a -
O n e c h a mo mi l e
l a v e n d e r t e a -
A n d a l a t t e wi
t h a t r i p l e s h o t .
A n d a l a t t e wi
t h a t r i p l e s h o t .
B o t h : T h a n k
Y o u .
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S o , d o y o u k n
o w i f t h i s mu s e u m v i s i t i s a c l a s s a s s i g n me n t ?
I t β s n o t - we h
a v e a h o me wo r k t r a c k e r a n d t h i s wa s n β t o n i t .
I t β s n o t - we h
a v e a h o me wo r k t r a c k e r a n d t h i s wa s n β t o n i t .
None
None
I t β s f o r a c c
o u n t a b i l i t y , we h a v e a f a mi l y a g r e e me n t
I t β s f o r a c c
o u n t a b i l i t y , we h a v e a f a mi l y a g r e e me n t
I t β s f o r a c c
o u n t a b i l i t y , we h a v e a f a mi l y a g r e e me n t
We l l I g u e s s ,
I h o p e t h i s i s n β t a we i r d q u e s t i o n ,
b u t d o e s t h e
i r mu s e u m me e t u p s e e m l i k e -
b u t d o e s t h e
i r mu s e u m me e t u p s e e m l i k e -
- a d a t e ?
- a d a t e ?
- a d a t e ?
None
None
None
I wa s wo n d e r i n
g t h e s a me t h i n g !
T e r e s a s p e n
t 1 7 e x t r a mi n u t e s o n h e r e y e l i n e r t o d a y !
L e i l a wa s n e r
v o u s t o o !
L e i l a wa s n e r
v o u s t o o !
A f e w we e k s a g
o s h e c a me o u t t o me ,
o r - T o l d me t h
a t s h e β s q u e e r ,
b u t s h e d i d n
β t me n t i o n a n y t h i n g a b o u t t o d a y .
None
None
None
S h e t o l d y o u
t h a t ?
Y e a h , we β v e b
e e n k i n d o f t a l k i n g a l o t mo r e l a t e l y .
He r s t e p d a d i
s k i n d a ma c h o , h e l i s t e n s t o t h o s e p o d c a s t g u y s -
He r s t e p d a d i
s k i n d a ma c h o , h e l i s t e n s t o t h o s e p o d c a s t g u y s -
a n d I t h i n k s
h e wa s a f r a i d t h a t i f s h e t o l d h e r mo m, s h e β d b e t h e s a me wa y .
a n d I t h i n k s
h e wa s a f r a i d t h a t i f s h e t o l d h e r mo m, s h e β d b e t h e s a me wa y .
Ho n e s t l y I t h
o u g h t I β d l o s e t o u c h wi t h h e r a f t e r t h e d i v o r c e ,
Ho n e s t l y I t h
o u g h t I β d l o s e t o u c h wi t h h e r a f t e r t h e d i v o r c e ,
b u t t h e n s h e
j u s t o p e n e d u p !
b u t t h e n s h e
j u s t o p e n e d u p !
I t β s s u c h a r
e l i e f t h a t s h e f e e l s s a f e l i k e t h a t t o o p e n u p t o me .
I t β s s u c h a r
e l i e f t h a t s h e f e e l s s a f e l i k e t h a t t o o p e n u p t o me .
None
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A n y wa y , d i d T
e r e s a me n t i o n a n y t h i n g t o y o u ?
A n y wa y , d i d T
e r e s a me n t i o n a n y t h i n g t o y o u ?
A n y wa y , d i d T
e r e s a me n t i o n a n y t h i n g t o y o u ?
N o .
I t n e v e r o c c
u r e d t o me t h a t s h e mi g h t n o t t r u s t me e n o u g h .
I t n e v e r o c c
u r e d t o me t h a t s h e mi g h t n o t t r u s t me e n o u g h .
None
None
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None
O h n o - o h g o d
, I d i d n β t me a n -
O h n o - o h g o d
, I d i d n β t me a n -
I t β s ο¬ n e , I β
m ο¬ n e -
- I t β s j u s t b
e e n a r e a l l y l o n g we e k , I wa s g o n n a t a k e a n a p wh i l e t h e g i r l s we r e a t t h e mu s e u m
- I t β s j u s t b
e e n a r e a l l y l o n g we e k , I wa s g o n n a t a k e a n a p wh i l e t h e g i r l s we r e a t t h e mu s e u m
a n d t h i s c o f
f e e i s n o t d o i n g i t β s G O D D A MN J O B !
a n d t h i s c o f
f e e i s n o t d o i n g i t β s G O D D A MN J O B !
a n d t h i s c o f
f e e i s n o t d o i n g i t β s G O D D A MN J O B !
a n d t h i s c o f
f e e i s n o t d o i n g i t β s G O D D A MN J O B !
Ha v e y o u h a d a
n y t h i n g t o e a t t o d a y ?
None
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None
L e t β s g e t y o
u s o me f o o d .
L e t β s g e t y o
u s o me f o o d .
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Wh a t ?
None
N o t h i n g .
Wh a t ?
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I β m j u s t t h i
n k i n g h o w mu c h Ms . O s a k a wo u l d h a t e my c o mp o s i t i o n .
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C a n I s e e i t ?
C a n I s e e i t ?
C a n I s e e i t ?
I t β s n o t r e a
d y .
C β mo n , l e t me s
e e i t . Y o u c a n s e e mi n e -
r i g h t n o w y o
u β r e j u s t b r a i d s , g l a s s e s , a n d d i mp l e s .
J u s t u h - l e t
me ο¬ x i t ο¬ r s t .
J u s t u h - l e t
me ο¬ x i t ο¬ r s t .
J u s t u h - l e t
me ο¬ x i t ο¬ r s t .
None
* S t o ma c h g u r
g l i n g n o i s e s *
* S t o ma c h g u r
g l i n g n o i s e s *
* S t o ma c h g u r
g l i n g n o i s e s *
S h o u l d we - ?
S h o u l d we - ? Yeah,
letβs go.
Y e a h , l e t β s
g o .
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