Dependency Hell Just Froze Over

Presented at #NodeConfEU 2015.

http://npm.im/semantic-release
https://egghead.io/lessons/javascript-how-to-write-a-javascript-library-automating-releases-with-semantic-release
http://npm.im/dont-break
http://npm.im/india
https://twitter.com/diffyproject
http://npm.im/next-update
https://github.com/blog/2051-protected-branches-and-required-status-checks
https://twitter.com/evilhackerdude/status/564116275933503488

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