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clearpreso
September 28, 2011
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September 28, 2011
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Transcript
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
Our lives are filled with daily stress and strife
It’s a tough world out there
But most of us face distinctly…
FIRST WORLD Problems…
My iPod broke so now I have to use my
smart phone as an mp3 player.
I just poured cereal but didn’t check if I had
any milk first, which I didn’t.
I had too much for lunch and now I’m tired.
I forgot to bring my iPhone with me when I
went to poop and was bored the entire time!!!
My hand is too fat to shove into the Pringles
container so I am forced to tilt it…
I accidently clicked iTunes and had to wait 2 minutes
for is to open before I could close it again
I have to pee but I don’t want to get
out of my bed.
My GPS made me drive right through the ghetto!
I can’t hear the TV while I’m eating crunchy snacks.
My room was too hot so I bought an air
conditioner and now it is too cold
Of course these problems are a load of…
None
And we need to realise that a lot of people
have real problems
So shut up and get on with your life…
Just Sayin’ :-)
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