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Dorian Saisse
May 26, 2022
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Dungeons and Differences
Dorian Saisse
May 26, 2022
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Eric: AGH!
Eric: I coulda taken him if I didn’t fail my
dex save...
Parker: Hey, you gave it your best-
Shirley: HA!
Shirley: Yeah, well...
Shirley: Maybe if you didn’t blow up Aidan, you’d have
stood a better chance.
Shirley: Maybe if you didn’t blow up Aidan, you’d have
stood a better chance.
Shirley: Maybe if you didn’t blow up Aidan, you’d have
stood a better chance.
Shirley: Maybe if you didn’t blow up Aidan, you’d have
stood a better chance.
Shirley: Maybe if you didn’t blow up Aidan, you’d have
stood a better chance.
Aidan: Wait, I died?
Eric: Speak for yourself.
Eric: You just ran in to get pulverized!
Shirley: Hey, I’m just playing my character!
Shirley: You know she’s a religious zealot whose god tells
her to smite evil.
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Parker: ENOUGH!
Parker: You all have to work together if you want
any chance of winning.
Shirley: Yeah, Eric.
Parker: And that means not running in. You’re supposed to
protect your friends.
Shirley: But...
Shirley: My sheet says-
Parker: We’re literally playing make-believe.
Parker: And Eric...
Parker: You know “Fireball” has a 95% chance to misfire.
Eric: But “Fireball” is epic.
Parker: You have safer magic, even if it’s not as
flashy.
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Parker: And Aidan...
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Parker: Just roll the dice when we tell you.
Parker: Alright, this is your guys’ last chance at this.
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Aidan: Oh, right.
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