Dungeons and Differences

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89. Eric: AGH!
90. Eric: I coulda taken him if I didn’t fail my dex save...
91. Parker: Hey, you gave it your best-
92. Shirley: HA!
93. Shirley: Yeah, well...
94. Shirley: Maybe if you didn’t blow up Aidan, you’d have stood a better chance.
95. Shirley: Maybe if you didn’t blow up Aidan, you’d have stood a better chance.
96. Shirley: Maybe if you didn’t blow up Aidan, you’d have stood a better chance.
97. Shirley: Maybe if you didn’t blow up Aidan, you’d have stood a better chance.
98. Shirley: Maybe if you didn’t blow up Aidan, you’d have stood a better chance.
99. Aidan: Wait, I died?
100. Eric: Speak for yourself.
101. Eric: You just ran in to get pulverized!
102. Shirley: Hey, I’m just playing my character!
103. Shirley: You know she’s a religious zealot whose god tells her to smite evil.
104. (bickering)
105. (bickering)
106. (bickering)
107. (bickering)
108. (bickering)
109. (bickering)
110. (bickering)
111. (bickering)
112. (bickering)
113. (bickering)
114. (bickering)
115. (bickering)
116. (bickering)
117. (bickering)
118. (bickering)
119. (bickering)
120. (bickering)
121. Parker: ENOUGH!
122. Parker: You all have to work together if you want any chance of winning.
123. Shirley: Yeah, Eric.
124. Parker: And that means not running in. You’re supposed to protect your friends.
125. Shirley: But...
126. Shirley: My sheet says-
127. Parker: We’re literally playing make-believe.
128. Parker: And Eric...
129. Parker: You know “Fireball” has a 95% chance to misfire.
130. Eric: But “Fireball” is epic.
131. Parker: You have safer magic, even if it’s not as flashy.
133. Parker: And Aidan...
135. Parker: Just roll the dice when we tell you.
136. Parker: Alright, this is your guys’ last chance at this.
223. Aidan: Oh, right.
228. (gasping)
231. (gasping)