Birthday Heist

It's the birthday of famous wizard Benifax Bellum, and his fellow adventurers are hatching a plan to surprise him. . . if they can.

Transcript

28. Dialog Elf: "Everybody ready for the big day?"
29. Dialog Tiefling: "No one's ready for anything this early ."
30. Dialog Tiefling: "Plus . . ."
31. Dialog Tiefling: "you haven't told Us What..."
32. Dialog Tiefling: "... we're supposed to be ready to do."
33. Dialog Elf: "Well that's exactly ..."
34. Dialog Elf: "... what we're ..."
35. Dialog Elf: "... to plan."
36. Dialog Rogue: "So you don't actually know ..."
37. Dialog Rogue: "So you don't actually know ..."
38. Dialog Rogue: "... how we're going to pull this off?"
39. Dialog Elf: "I have some ideas."
40. Dialog Elf: "I have some ideas."
43. Dialog Elf: "But first things first . . ."
45. Dialog Elf: "This . . ."
49. Dialog Elf: ". . . is our birthday boy ."
50. Dialog Elf: "Benifax Bellum"
51. Dialog Elf: "Now we all know Benny ."
52. Dialog Elf: "He's our dear friend . . . "
53. Dialog Elf: "accomplished wizard . . ."
57. Dialog Elf: ". . . and smug son of a bitch."
58. Dialog Elf: "According to him...
59. Dialog Elf: "According to him...
60. Dialog Elf: "... there's no way the likes of us could ever surprise him."
61. Dialog Elf: "So our mission is to get him here without him realizing what's waiting for him."
62. Dialog Tiefling: "I want it on the record that this is deeply petty and a waste of our time. . .
64. Dialog Tiefling: "But as long as there's cake at the end of this, then whatever."
65. Dialog Halfling: "I think Benny will appreciate that we went to the extra trouble to surprise him."
67. Dialog Rogue: "Assuming we even can surprise him. "
68. Dialog Rogue: "He's wise to what you're up to. He not going to let just let us lure him here."
71. Dialog Rogue: "And why even try to lure him here, anyway?"
72. Dialog Rogue: "What we should do . . ."
74. Dialog Rogue (VO): ". . . is stake out his lab . . ."
75. Dialog Rogue (VO): ". . . and wait for him leave . . ."
76. Dialog Rogue (VO): ". . . and wait for him leave . . ."
81. Dialog Rogue (VO): "Then we sneak in ..."
82. Dialog Rogue (VO): "... and set up the party there."
84. Dialog Elf (VO): "Nope. We don't want to do that. You know he's going to have all kinds wards and traps all over that place."
85. Dialog Elf (VO): "Nope. We don't want to do that. You know he's going to have all kinds wards and traps all over that place."
86. Dialog Elf (VO): "We'd just end up incinerated."
87. Dialog Elf (VO): ". . . or electrocuted. . . "
88. Dialog Elf (VO): ". . . or turned into turnips."
90. Dialog Elf: "Not worth the risk. "
91. Dialog Elf: "We definitely . . . "
92. Dialog Elf: ". . . want to get him to an unfamiliar location."
93. Dialog Elf: "Like here."
94. Dialog Rogue: "And how do we do that?"
96. Dialog Halfling: "I had an idea about that."
97. Dialog Halfling: "So ..."
98. Dialog Halfling: "... we just need him to show up here right?"
100. Dialog Halfling: "So let's get him to come by himself .
103. Dialog Halfling (VO): "We can make up a flyer . . ."
104. Dialog Halfling (VO): ". . . saying he won a contest. . . "
105. Dialog f
106. Dialog Halfling (VO): " and he gets a free dinner here at Bruno's inn."
107. Dialog Halfling (VO): " and he gets a free dinner here at Bruno's inn."
108. Dialog Halfling (VO): " and he gets a free dinner here at Bruno's inn."
109. Dialog Elf (VO): " Nope. He's way too much of a snob."
111. Dialog Elf: "I mean can you really imagine Benny being excited to eat at a place like this.
112. Dialog Elf: "This is clearly a rats nest for low-lives."
114. Dialog Elf: "No offense, Bruno."
115. Dialog Bruno: "I know my brand."
116. Dialog Tiefling: "We could always try a different kind of bait."
117. Dialog Tiefling: "Appeal to his goody-goody nature."
119. Dialog Tiefling (VO): "We pay someone to wait around for him . . ."
120. Dialog Tiefling (VO): "and when they spot him . . ."
121. Dialog Tiefling (VO): ". . . They run up . . ."
122. Dialog Tiefling (VO): ". . . And give him some big . . ."
123. Dialog Tiefling (VO): ". . . sob story . . . "
124. Dialog Tiefling (VO): ". . . about . . ."
125. Dialog Tiefling (VO): "bandits. . ."
126. Dialog Tiefling (VO): ". . . or whatever . . ."
127. Dialog Tiefling (VO): "and only . . . "
128. Dialog Tiefling (VO): " . . . the great wizard Benifax can help ."
129. Dialog Tiefling (VO): "You know he can't resist a chance to be the big hero."
130. Dialog Elf (VO): "He knows we're planning something."
131. Dialog Elf (VO): "He's just going to do a detect thoughts spell . . ."
133. Dialog Elf (VO): " . . . and find exactly what we're up to ."
136. Dialog Elf: "It's absolutely vital . . ."
137. Dialog Elf: ". . . that he never directly interact . . . "
138. Dialog Elf: ". . . with anyone who's in on the plan."
141. Dialog Tiefling: "So then . . ."
142. Dialog Tiefling: ". . . what exactly do we do?"
144. Dialog Elf: "Well you're all part of the way there."
145. Dialog Elf: "Fortunately . . ."
146. Dialog Elf: ". . . you have me to put it all together."
147. Dialog Elf: "Now it's not going to be easy ."
148. Dialog Elf: "Now it's not going to be easy ."
149. Dialog Elf: "It's going to take some time . . ."
150. Dialog Elf: "And it's going to require the unique skill and abilities. . ."
152. Dialog Elf:"...where's Ulfin"?
153. Dialog Elf: "He's supposed . . ."
164. Dialog Benny: "Aaaaaaa! What's going on?"
166. Dialog Ulfin:"Surprise!!!!"