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Eric
February 14, 2022
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Eric
February 14, 2022
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B r o d y : Mi n d i
f w e s p a r k u p t h i s j o i n t o f O G g u c c i w e e d ?
S l i m: A h h h f e
r ’ s u r e , f e r ’ s u r e .
B r o d y : R o s h
a m b o f o r g r e e n s !
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T o g e t h e r : R
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T o g e t h e r : S
h a m. . .
T o g e t h e r : B
o !
B r o d y : A h h h
h ma j o r b u mma g e !
S l i m: H a h a h a
h a !
S l i m: H a h a h a
h a !
S l i m: Ma j o r d o
o b a g e ! !
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R o o k i e : F # %
k i n g p o t .
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R o o k i e : T h e
y a i n ’ t s t o p p i n ’ , S a r g e !
S a r g e : O f c o
u r s e n o t , y o u g o d d a mn e d 2 b i t r o o k i e !
S a r g e : T h e y
n e e d t o b e I N F R O N T O F U S i n o r d e r t o p u l l t h e m o v e r . I t w a s e n s h r i n e d i n l a w b y t h e g r e a t A b r a w a s h Mc L i n c o l n h i ms e l f !
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R o o k i e : H e y
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R o o k i e : P u l
l o v e r !
S l i m: H u h ?
R o o k i e : P U L
L O V E R ! ! !
S l i m: U h h , w h
y ?
R o o k i e : E n o
u g h w i t h t h e c h i t t e r c h a t t e r , y o u s t o n e d ma n i a c ! P u l l o v e r i n t h e n a me o f t h e g o d d a mn l a w !
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S l i m: N o .
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R o o k i e : T h e
y a i n ’ t a b i d i n ’ , S a r g e !
S a r g e : T i me t
o k i c k i t i n t o l o w g e a r . D e c r e a s i n g s p e e d b y 2 0 %
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R o o k i e : I t ’
s n o u s e , S a r g e ! I t ’ s t i me t o e n g a g e w i t h r u b b e r b u l l e t s !
S a r g e : R o o k
i e , w a i t ! !
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B r o d y : Wo o o a
a h h . . . T h i s b u mma g e i s h a r s h i n g my t r i p .
S l i m: C h i l l ,
B r o d y , c h i i i l l l ! ! J u s t p r e t e n d i t ’ s a v i d e o g a me ! T h a t w a y a l l y o u r f e a r w i l l g o o o a w a a a y .
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B r o d y : * U n d
e r b r e a t h * V i d e o g a me . . V i d e o g a me . . .
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B r o d y : WO O A A
H H H H !
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B r o d y : I t ’ s
l i k e I ’ m i n V i c e C i t y !
* S t o n e d l a u
g h t e r *
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S a r g e : Y o u ’
v e g o t a l o t t o l e a r n , r o o k i e . D e c r e a s i n g s p e e d b y 7 0 % . T h i s ma y b e o u r l a s t s h o t .
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S l i m: Wo o o o o o
a h h ! N o t t o o s l o o o w , mu c h a c h o .
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R o o k i e : We ’ r
e l o s i n ’ e m’ , s a r g e !
S a r g e : D a mn ,
t h e s e g u y s a r e g o o d .
S a r g e : We ’ v e
e x h a u s t e d a l l p o s s i b l e o p t i o n s . . .
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S a r g e : E x c e
p t o n e .
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S a r g e : G i v e
e m’ h e l l , l i t t l e r o o k i e .
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R o o k i e : T h e
y ’ r e s t o p p i n ’ , s a r g e !
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B r o d y : We ’ r e
c o o k e d , S l i m!
S l i m: N a h , w e
g u c c i , w e g u c c i .
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R o o k i e : We g o
t e m’ , s a r g e !
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S a r g e : Wh a t i
n h e l l ?
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S a r g e : We l o s
t e m’ .
T o g e t h e r : *
C h e e r i n g i n c e l e b r a t i o n *
T o g e t h e r : *
C h e e r i n g i n c e l e b r a t i o n *
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