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Grey
November 05, 2023
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Transcript
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Mom?
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Mom? What are you doing?
Mom? What are you doing?
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Oh Hi!
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Good you are awake!
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You are not get the best of me you Nazi
ahhh!
You are not get the best of me you Nazi
ahhh!
You are not get the best of me you Nazi
ahhh!
You are not get the best of me you Nazi
ahhh!
You are not get the best of me you Nazi
ahhh!
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Uh! Hi! Goodmorning!
Uh! Hi! Goodmorning!
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So I have not been the most attentive mom in
the world…
So I have not been the most attentive mom in
the world…
So I have not been the most attentive mom in
the world…
So I have not been the most attentive mom in
the world…
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But I think I know how I can make it
up to you!
But I think I know how I can make it
up to you!
But I think I know how I can make it
up to you!
But I think I know how I can make it
up to you!
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How?
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Well, my job’s agreed to send us all on an
all inclusive luxury vacation!
Well, my job’s agreed to send us all on an
all inclusive luxury vacation!
Well, my job’s agreed to send us all on an
all inclusive luxury vacation!
Well, my job’s agreed to send us all on an
all inclusive luxury vacation!
For two weeks we can go snorkeling, we can go
to the spa, all you can eat buffets 24/7
For two weeks we can go snorkeling, we can go
to the spa, all you can eat buffets 24/7
For two weeks we can go snorkeling, we can go
to the spa, all you can eat buffets 24/7
For two weeks we can go snorkeling, we can go
to the spa, all you can eat buffets 24/7
For two weeks we can go snorkeling, we can go
to the spa, all you can eat buffets 24/7
For two weeks we can go snorkeling, we can go
to the spa, all you can eat buffets 24/7
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whatever you want they’ve got it!
whatever you want they’ve got it!
Now I might have to do some
Now I might have to do some
Small amounts of work here and there on this itty
bitty project but...
Small amounts of work here and there on this itty
bitty project but...
Small amounts of work here and there on this itty
bitty project but...
Small amounts of work here and there on this itty
bitty project but...
Small amounts of work here and there on this itty
bitty project but...
Small amounts of work here and there on this itty
bitty project but...
Small amounts of work here and there on this itty
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It’ll be tons of fun!
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and we’d have to leave right now!
and we’d have to leave right now!
What do you say!
What do you say!
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Uhhh….
Are you freakin kidding me!
Are you freakin kidding me!
Are you freakin kidding me!
Yes please!!!
Yes please!!!
Yes please!!!
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This is even better than camping! Thank you MOM!!!
This is even better than camping! Thank you MOM!!!
This is even better than camping! Thank you MOM!!!
This is even better than camping! Thank you MOM!!!
This is even better than camping! Thank you MOM!!!
This is even better than camping! Thank you MOM!!!
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Wait what? We’re leaving now?
Yeah! Go get dressed!
Yeah! Go get dressed!
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Okay.
Okay.
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I’ll go grab my overnight bag from the car.
I’ll go grab my overnight bag from the car.
I’ll go grab my overnight bag from the car.
What? Why?
Cause I’m coming with you!
Duh.
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