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Dialog GENERAL okay...
Dialog GENERAL Now one of you guys has to explain
to me what just happened over there-
Dialog GENERAL (cont.) Since I can't read just about-
Dialog GENERAL (cont) ANYTHING! on either of your reports.
Dialog GENERAL (cont) ANYTHING! on either of your reports.
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Dialog (LOUD BANTER)
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Dialog GENERAL ALRIGHT SHUT UP!!!!!
Dialog GENERAL ALRIGHT SHUT UP!!!!!
Dialog GENERAL ALRIGHT SHUT UP!!!!!
Dialog GENERAL ALRIGHT SHUT UP!!!!!
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Dialog GENERAL Sabrina-
Dialog GENERAL (cont.) What happened?
Dialog GENERAL (cont.) What happened?
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Dialog SABRINA thank yoooooouuuuu
Dialog SABRINA thank yoooooouuuuu
Dialog SABRINA (cont) Clarence...
Dialog SABRINA (cont) Clarence...
Dialog SABRINA (cont) Clarence...
Dialog SABRINA (cont) Clarence...
Dialog GENERAL CLARENCE Don't push your luck...
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Dialog SABRINA Anyways, as I was saying...
Dialog SABRINA Anyways, as I was saying...
Dialog SABRINA Anyways, as I was saying...
Dialog SABRINA Anyways, as I was saying...
Dialog SABRINA Anyways, as I was saying...
Dialog SABRINA Anyways, as I was saying...
Dialog SABRINA Anyways, as I was saying...
Dialog SABRINA Anyways, as I was saying...
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Dialog SABRINA Okay, so you're going to pull this back
like this...
Dialog SABRINA Okay, so you're going to pull this back
like this...
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Dialog SABRINA and there you go.
Dialog SABRINA and there you go.
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Dialog SABRINA Alright, now you aim...
Dialog SABRINA Alright, now you aim...
Dialog SABRINA And.......
Dialog SABRINA BANG!
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Dialog SABRINA Easy!...
Dialog SABRINA Easy!...
Dialog SABRINA Peezy!
Dialog SABRINA Peezy!
Dialog SABRINA Now you try.
Dialog SABRINA Now you try.
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Dialog BEATRIZ So, Like thi-...
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Dialog SABRINA (sighs)
Dialog SABRINA That was our last spare blaster.
Dialog SABRINA Where's that Stick thing of yours? What does
that do?
Dialog BEATRIZ OH!
Dialog BEATRIZ You mean my spe-
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Dialog BEATRIZ It uhh... makes plants grow.
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Dialog SABRINA Great, Fantastic power to have in the arctic.
Dialog SABRINA Great, Fantastic power to have in the arctic.
Dialog SABRINA Great, Fantastic power to have in the arctic.
Dialog SABRINA Great, Fantastic power to have in the arctic.
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Dialog SABRINA It's Show Time!
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Dialog SABRINA Wha-...
Dialog SABRINA Ah...
Dialog SABRINA Eh...
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Dialog BETSAIDA (Nervous Chuckle)
Dialog BETSAIDA (Nervous Chuckle)
Dialog BETSAIDA (Nervous Chuckle)
Dialog BETSAIDA (Nervous Chuckle)
Dialog BETSAIDA (Nervous Chuckle)
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Dialog OFFICE EMPLOYEE Hey, Are you Okay?
Dialog OFFICE EMPLOYEE Hey, Are you Okay?
Dialog OFFICE EMPLOYEE Hey, Are you Okay?
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Dialog OFFICE EMPLOYEE Uhh...
Dialog OFFICE EMPLOYEE Uhh...
Dialog OFFICE EMPLOYEE Hello?
Dialog OFFICE EMPLOYEE Hello?
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Dialog (Monstrous Laughter)
Dialog (Monstrous Laughter)
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Dialog SABRINA Can you do that again?
Dialog SABRINA Can you do that again?
Dialog BETSAIDA Uhh... I kinda need more space.
Dialog SABRINA Try the roof.
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Dialog BETSAIDA There's no more greenery.
Dialog BETSAIDA There's no more greenery.
Dialog BETSAIDA There's no more greenery.
Dialog SABRINA And we're out of weapons...
Dialog SABRINA And we're out of weapons...
Dialog SABRINA And we're out of weapons...
Dialog SABRINA And we're out of weapons...
Dialog SABRINA And we're out of weapons...
Dialog SABRINA anyone got a plan?
Dialog SABRINA anyone got a plan?
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Dialog SABRINA Payback time!
Dialog SABRINA Payback time!
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Dialog SABRINA HOLD UP, BUCKAROO!
Dialog SABRINA HOLD UP, BUCKAROO!
Dialog SABRINA That's a special button for later.
Dialog SABRINA That's a special button for later.
Dialog SABRINA That's a special button for later.
Dialog SABRINA That's a special button for later.
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Dialog SABRINA You seeing what i'm seeing?
Dialog SABRINA You seeing what i'm seeing?
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Dialog BETSAIDA Yeah, I see it!
Dialog BETSAIDA Yeah, I see it!
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Dialog SABRINA YEAH!
Dialog SABRINA YEAH!
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Dialog SABRINA HIGH FIVE!
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Dialog (sigh)
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Dialog This is why I hate working with cartoons.
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