Brand New Burger - short story

An innocent idea of ordering something brand new from a restaurant two brothers visit all the time spirals out of control when one of the bros orders something very unusual off the menu.
An absurd, comedic short story intended for animation.

Transcript

1. Scene 1 Duration 01 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Slugging Slow zoom in on Barker's building CosmicBurger Page 1/159
2. Scene 2 Duration 01 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Hmm... CosmicBurger Page 2/159
3. Scene 3 Duration 01 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 3/159
4. Scene 4 Duration 08 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Hey Wilbur... CosmicBurger Page 4/159
5. Scene 4 Duration 08 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: -We order the exact same thing every time we eat here, don't we? CosmicBurger Page 5/159
6. Scene 4 Duration 08 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Hmm... CosmicBurger Page 6/159
7. Scene 4 Duration 08 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Now that you mention it, I guess I don't really order anything other than the double-stacker burger... CosmicBurger Page 7/159
8. Scene 4 Duration 08 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Well hey! Here's an idea! CosmicBurger Page 8/159
9. Scene 4 Duration 08 00 Panel 6 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Why don't we shake it up a little bit? Try something new on the menu? CosmicBurger Page 9/159
10. Scene 4 Duration 08 00 Panel 7 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Hey! Now that's an idea! CosmicBurger Page 10/159
11. Scene 4 Duration 08 00 Panel 8 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Yeah, let's do it! CosmicBurger Page 11/159
12. Scene 6 Duration 11 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 12/159
13. Scene 6 Duration 11 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog C: What can I get you started with? CosmicBurger Page 13/159
14. Scene 6 Duration 11 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Yes, today I think... CosmicBurger Page 14/159
15. Scene 6 Duration 11 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wallace glares at Wilbur and chuckles CosmicBurger Page 15/159
16. Scene 6 Duration 11 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: I'll have the grilled chicken sandwich! CosmicBurger Page 16/159
17. Scene 6 Duration 11 00 Panel 6 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 17/159
18. Scene 6 Duration 11 00 Panel 7 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: And I'll have the Double Stacker Burger, please! CosmicBurger Page 18/159
19. Scene 6 Duration 11 00 Panel 8 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 19/159
20. Scene 6 Duration 11 00 Panel 9 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Dude! CosmicBurger Page 20/159
21. Scene 6 Duration 11 00 Panel 10 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 21/159
22. Scene 6 Duration 11 00 Panel 11 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Oh right! Forgot... CosmicBurger Page 22/159
23. Scene 7 Duration 01 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Let's see... CosmicBurger Page 23/159
24. Scene 8 Duration 05 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wilbur mumbles to himself indecisively as he reads the menu CosmicBurger Page 24/159
25. Scene 8 Duration 05 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Slugging Whip pan CosmicBurger Page 25/159
26. Scene 8 Duration 05 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 26/159
27. Scene 8 Duration 05 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Slugging Whip pan CosmicBurger Page 27/159
28. Scene 8 Duration 05 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 28/159
29. Scene 9 Duration 04 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 29/159
30. Scene 9 Duration 04 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 30/159
31. Scene 9 Duration 04 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Action Notes He gasps loudly CosmicBurger Page 31/159
32. Scene 9 Duration 04 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: That one! CosmicBurger Page 32/159
33. Scene 10 Duration 01 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Action Notes The text for "Super Cosmic Burger" radiates a purple glow. CosmicBurger Page 33/159
34. Scene 12 Duration 04 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Uh- I don't think you need to be- CosmicBurger Page 34/159
35. Scene 12 Duration 04 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: -THAT adventurous, Wilbur! CosmicBurger Page 35/159
36. Scene 12 Duration 04 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Nope! That's the one! That's the one I want! CosmicBurger Page 36/159
37. Scene 12 Duration 04 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: You're probably gonna regret it... CosmicBurger Page 37/159
38. Scene 13 Duration 01 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 38/159
39. Scene 14 Duration 01 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 39/159
40. Scene 15 Duration 05 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 40/159
41. Scene 15 Duration 05 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: I guess I'll go first... CosmicBurger Page 41/159
42. Scene 15 Duration 05 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wallace bites into and chews the sandwich CosmicBurger Page 42/159
43. Scene 15 Duration 05 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 43/159
44. Scene 15 Duration 05 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Eh... I think I'll stick with my usual actually... CosmicBurger Page 44/159
45. Scene 16 Duration 05 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 45/159
46. Scene 16 Duration 05 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 46/159
47. Scene 16 Duration 05 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Would you like to try yours now? CosmicBurger Page 47/159
48. Scene 16 Duration 05 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Yes I WOULD like to try mine now! CosmicBurger Page 48/159
49. Scene 16 Duration 05 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 49/159
50. Scene 17 Duration 05 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 50/159
51. Scene 17 Duration 05 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Loud audible chomp CosmicBurger Page 51/159
52. Scene 17 Duration 05 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Chewing CosmicBurger Page 52/159
53. Scene 17 Duration 05 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Chewing CosmicBurger Page 53/159
54. Scene 17 Duration 05 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Chewing CosmicBurger Page 54/159
55. Scene 18 Duration 04 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 55/159
56. Scene 18 Duration 04 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Well? CosmicBurger Page 56/159
57. Scene 18 Duration 04 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 57/159
58. Scene 18 Duration 04 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Action Notes A third eye spawns on Wallace's forehead CosmicBurger Page 58/159
59. Scene 19 Duration 02 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 59/159
60. Scene 19 Duration 02 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wilbur gags CosmicBurger Page 60/159
61. Scene 20 Duration 06 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 61/159
62. Scene 20 Duration 06 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wallace's three eyes blink one at a time CosmicBurger Page 62/159
63. Scene 20 Duration 06 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wallace's three eyes blink one at a time CosmicBurger Page 63/159
64. Scene 20 Duration 06 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wallace's three eyes blink one at a time CosmicBurger Page 64/159
65. Scene 20 Duration 06 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wallace's three eyes blink one at a time CosmicBurger Page 65/159
66. Scene 20 Duration 06 00 Panel 6 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: How is it? CosmicBurger Page 66/159
67. Scene 21 Duration 10 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 67/159
68. Scene 21 Duration 10 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Uh- CosmicBurger Page 68/159
69. Scene 21 Duration 10 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 69/159
70. Scene 21 Duration 10 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 70/159
71. Scene 21 Duration 10 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wilbur's neck slowly extends upward with a slide whistle sound. CosmicBurger Page 71/159
72. Scene 21 Duration 10 00 Panel 6 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 72/159
73. Scene 21 Duration 10 00 Panel 7 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wilbur shoves his head back into place with an accordion sound CosmicBurger Page 73/159
74. Scene 21 Duration 10 00 Panel 8 Duration 01 00 Action Notes He swallows his bite with a loud gulp CosmicBurger Page 74/159
75. Scene 21 Duration 10 00 Panel 9 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 75/159
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77. Scene 22 Duration 05 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wallace scratches his cheek, not paying attention to Wilbur CosmicBurger Page 77/159
78. Scene 22 Duration 05 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 78/159
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81. Scene 22 Duration 05 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: What?! CosmicBurger Page 81/159
82. Scene 23 Duration 02 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Uh- CosmicBurger Page 82/159
83. Scene 23 Duration 02 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Uh- CosmicBurger Page 83/159
84. Scene 23_A_0 Duration 03 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 84/159
85. Scene 23_A_0 Duration 03 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 85/159
86. Scene 23_A_0 Duration 03 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 86/159
87. Scene 23_A_1 Duration 03 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 87/159
88. Scene 23_A_1 Duration 03 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 88/159
89. Scene 23_A_1 Duration 03 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 89/159
90. Scene 23_A Duration 03 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Uh- CosmicBurger Page 90/159
91. Scene 23_A Duration 03 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 91/159
92. Scene 23_A Duration 03 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 92/159
93. Scene 24 Duration 03 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Action Notes The floor tiles flash different colors CosmicBurger Page 93/159
94. Scene 24 Duration 03 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Action Notes The floor tiles flash different colors CosmicBurger Page 94/159
95. Scene 24 Duration 03 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Action Notes The floor tiles flash different colors CosmicBurger Page 95/159
96. Scene 25 Duration 09 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 96/159
97. Scene 25 Duration 09 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Huh... CosmicBurger Page 97/159
98. Scene 25 Duration 09 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: I'm not sure that burger's sitting right with you, Wilbur. CosmicBurger Page 98/159
99. Scene 25 Duration 09 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: You gave it an honest try! Maybe we'd better- CosmicBurger Page 99/159
100. Scene 25 Duration 09 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: I'm enjoying it just FINE, Wallace! CosmicBurger Page 100/159
101. Scene 25 Duration 09 00 Panel 6 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: I actually like it a lot! CosmicBurger Page 101/159
102. Scene 25 Duration 09 00 Panel 7 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Well what do you like about it? CosmicBurger Page 102/159
103. Scene 25 Duration 09 00 Panel 8 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: What I like about it... CosmicBurger Page 103/159
104. Scene 25 Duration 09 00 Panel 9 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Well it's got a nice flavor... CosmicBurger Page 104/159
105. Scene 26 Duration 01 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: The patty's actually well cooked, nicely seasoned... CosmicBurger Page 105/159
106. Scene 27 Duration 10 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: It's got a nice sweet and spicy sauce like teriyaki or something CosmicBurger Page 106/159
107. Scene 27 Duration 10 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog so the flavor's really nice and interesting- CosmicBurger Page 107/159
108. Scene 27 Duration 10 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Dialog It's got a decent mouth feel, a nice chew, a nice crispness to the bun CosmicBurger Page 108/159
109. Scene 27 Duration 10 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 109/159
110. Scene 27 Duration 10 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 110/159
111. Scene 27 Duration 10 00 Panel 6 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wallace's normal eyes blink open in place of the top two holes CosmicBurger Page 111/159
112. Scene 27 Duration 10 00 Panel 7 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 112/159
113. Scene 27 Duration 10 00 Panel 8 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Oven mitts sprout out of the side of his head in place of his ears, and a trumpet mouth sprouts out of the bottom hole with a trumpet sound CosmicBurger Page 113/159
114. Scene 27 Duration 10 00 Panel 9 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 114/159
115. Scene 27 Duration 10 00 Panel 10 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Uh huh? CosmicBurger Page 115/159
116. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: So yeah! I like it a lot! CosmicBurger Page 116/159
117. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: So then you'd like another bite, right? CosmicBurger Page 117/159
118. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 118/159
119. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Yeah! Of course...! CosmicBurger Page 119/159
120. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 120/159
121. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 6 Duration 01 00 Action Notes A frog with a propeller hat and party blower hovers by. Wilbur follows it with his eyes CosmicBurger Page 121/159
122. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 7 Duration 01 00 Action Notes The frog blows into the party blower and it makes the iconic blow sound CosmicBurger Page 122/159
123. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 8 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Alright you got me! I don't think this burger's for me! CosmicBurger Page 123/159
124. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 9 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: This burger has had me tripping pretty hard! CosmicBurger Page 124/159
125. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 10 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: You're not tripping... CosmicBurger Page 125/159
126. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 11 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Yeah- CosmicBurger Page 126/159
127. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 12 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Wait what? CosmicBurger Page 127/159
128. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 13 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: You're not hallucinating! Like the restaurant wall just floated off into space. That actually happened! CosmicBurger Page 128/159
129. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 14 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: And my head turned into a bowling ball trumpet thing! CosmicBurger Page 129/159
130. Scene 28 Duration 15 00 Panel 15 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: B-Because of the burger? Wa: Yes, because of the burger! That's what happens! CosmicBurger Page 130/159
131. Scene 28_A_0 Duration 01 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Couple Girl: What is all this nonsense?! Couple Guy: I think some joker ordered the Cosmic Surprise again... CosmicBurger Page 131/159
132. Scene 28_A Duration 03 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Oh my god I had no idea! CosmicBurger Page 132/159
133. Scene 28_A Duration 03 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Oh well! Guess I'll be sticking to my usual next time too! CosmicBurger Page 133/159
134. Scene 28_A Duration 03 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 134/159
135. Scene 28_A_1_0 Duration 05 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 135/159
136. Scene 28_A_1_0 Duration 05 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 136/159
137. Scene 28_A_1_0 Duration 05 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Action Notes Wallace's head pops back to normal CosmicBurger Page 137/159
138. Scene 28_A_1_0 Duration 05 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Hey, look at that! CosmicBurger Page 138/159
139. Scene 28_A_1_0 Duration 05 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: I think the effects are wearing off! CosmicBurger Page 139/159
140. Scene 28_A_1_0_A Duration 03 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 140/159
141. Scene 28_A_1_0_A Duration 03 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 141/159
142. Scene 28_A_1_0_A Duration 03 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 142/159
143. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_1 Duration 03 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Hey! CosmicBurger Page 143/159
144. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_1 Duration 03 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: Look at that! CosmicBurger Page 144/159
145. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_1 Duration 03 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 145/159
146. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_2 Duration 02 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Couple Guy: is it that guy? Couple Girl: Yeah, that looks like the cosmic... CosmicBurger Page 146/159
147. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_2 Duration 02 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: We should probably get out of here, Wallace! CosmicBurger Page 147/159
148. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_3_A Duration 01 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 148/159
149. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_3_A_0 Duration 05 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Well, I'd call that an eventful trip! CosmicBurger Page 149/159
150. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_3_A_0 Duration 05 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 150/159
151. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_3_A_0 Duration 05 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 Action Notes A third eye pops in on Wallace's forehead, just like before CosmicBurger Page 151/159
152. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_3_A_0 Duration 05 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Wha- CosmicBurger Page 152/159
153. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_3_A_0 Duration 05 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: WILBUR! CosmicBurger Page 153/159
154. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_3_A_999 Duration 01 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: I'm Sorry! I was hungry! CosmicBurger Page 154/159
155. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_3 Duration 05 00 Panel 1 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wa: Well I sure hope it's worth it! CosmicBurger Page 155/159
156. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_3 Duration 05 00 Panel 2 Duration 01 00 Dialog Wi: It is a little... CosmicBurger Page 156/159
157. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_3 Duration 05 00 Panel 3 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 157/159
158. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_3 Duration 05 00 Panel 4 Duration 01 00 CosmicBurger Page 158/159
159. Scene 28_A_1_0_A_3 Duration 05 00 Panel 5 Duration 01 00 Action Notes The car flies up into space CosmicBurger Page 159/159