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Death by Daycare (Rough Boards)

Death by Daycare (Rough Boards)

Joseph Faustino

July 29, 2022
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    KYLE (O.S.)
    Dude, I swear to God if I have to here you talk about Weezer for another second-
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    JAMIE
    Dude, I’m talking about The Strokes.
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    KYLE
    Yeah more like… uhhhhh, umm more like the Jokes.
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    JAMIE
    (aggressively unamused)Good one.
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    KYLE
    Got your ass.
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    KYLE
    What do you want, man?
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    JAMIE
    Dude! We’ve gotta be professional or something.
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    KYLE
    Dude, this is a gas station! Shadowy figure over here doesn't give a shit!
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    KYLE
    Oh, shit.
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    KYLE
    Is this cause I wasn’t like professional or something? Is it cause I said shit?
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    Shit I said it again.
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    SHIT!
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    JAMIE
    DUDE, SHUT UP!
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    KYLE
    SHIT I CURSED IN FRONT OF BABIES!
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    JAMIE
    DUDE!
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    TOMMY
    Bill, help me establish a perimeter.
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    TOMMY
    Philbert,
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    TOMMY
    make sure these freaks don’t pull anything funny.
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    KYLE
    Dude, I bet I can take them.
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    JAMIE
    Are you serious right now, dude?
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    KYLE
    They’re babies!
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    JAMIE
    WITH GUNS, KYLE! BABIES WITH GUNS!
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    PHILBERT
    You are aware that I can hear everything you’re saying.
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    BILL
    You got a cigarette?
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    JAMIE
    Dude!
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    KYLE
    What? Does it look like we’re in a position to argue with these guys?!
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    JAMIE
    You can’t give them cigarettes! They’re babies!
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    KYLE
    With guns, Jamie! WITH GUNS
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    JAMIE
    Sigh
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    JAMIE
    *sigh* I swear if these babies don’t kill you then I will.
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    JAMIE (V.O.)
    There’s gotta be a way to get past these babies.
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    JAMIE (V.O.)
    Let me think.
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    JAMIE
    Holy crap! Is that an application for the Gerber Life® grow up plan?! Give your child a headstart for just pennies a day!
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    PHILBERT
    Where?!
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    PHILBERT
    Nice try, but that commercial is addressed to parents and grandparents of young children.
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    PHILBERT
    I AM the young child!
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    KYLE
    Oh but you’re so very capable,
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    KYLE
    for such a young little dude.
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    JAMIE
    Kyle?
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    PHILBERT
    Do not patronize me, degenerate.
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    KYLE
    Oh no no, No parallelograms here my friend.
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    JAMIE
    Kyle, what are you doing?
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    KYLE
    We were just wondering what such strong, independent, and capable babies are doing here, holding up our rinky dink gas station.
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    PHILBERT
    Heh, it’s not so simple.
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    PHILBERT
    You wouldn’t understand.
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    KYLE
    Try me, brochacho.
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    PHILBERT
    Well… you see. Life isn’t all that easy for us babies.
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    PHILBERT
    Always held up in our cages,
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    PHILBERT
    confined to our restrictive seats.
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    PHILBERT
    Mommy and Daddy won’t let us stick the forks in those fascinating sad faces placed about the walls,
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    PHILBERT
    or go into the cabinet with all the cool looking colorful beverages.
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    KYLE
    I hear ya, brother
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    JAMIE
    What is happening?
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    PHILBERT
    But the worst offense of all is the baseless drivel we are forced to watch. Those senseless shapes and colors.
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    PHILBERT
    It’s demeaning!
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    KYLE
    Amen.
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    PHILBERT
    So Tommy, my eldest of kin, made a plan.
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    PHILBERT
    We broke out, stole Daddy’s overcoat and fedora, and made a B-Line to the theater.
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    PHILBERT
    To finally see a coveted PG-13 movie!
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    PHILBERT
    Of course Bill then pointed we would be needing some snackies to quell our appetites during the picture show-
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    BILL (O.S.)
    And cigarettes
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    PHILBERT
    Haha yes and cigarettes, classic Bill.
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    PHILBERT
    So we decided to rob this here gas station on our way to the theater and dare to do what no baby has ever done before-
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    PHILBERT
    See a PG-13 Movie, unsupervised!
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    PHILBERT
    Dangit.
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    JAMIE
    Just unlock it!
    KYLE
    I-I don’t remember my password.
    [...]
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    JAMIE
    What do you mean you don’t remember your password?!
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    KYLE
    I always just use my face!
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    JAMIE
    Well then use your face, dipshit!
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    KYLE
    I can’t! My face always clenches up when I’m nervous! My phone doesn't recognize it!
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    TOMMY
    Open up boys, we’re not gonna hurt you.
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    KYLE
    That’s a lie! They have a gun, those are like supposed to hurt people.
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    JAMIE
    Dude! Just use the emergency call function.
    KYLE
    Oh yeah.
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    TOMMY
    I’m gonna give you boys to the count of three to open this door up.
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    JAMIE
    C’MON C’MON!
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    TOMMY
    One…
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    OPERATOR
    911, what’s your emergency?
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    KYLE
    Hello! Babies are holding up our gas station!
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    TOMMY
    Two…
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    OPERATOR
    Sir, prank calling this line is a serious offense.
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    KYLE
    It’s not a prank, I swear!
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    JAMIE
    Why’d you have to mention the babies, dude?!
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    TOMMY
    Three!
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    KYLE
    NOOOO, my entire net worth!!
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    TOMMY
    End of the line boys. You may have been able to outwit Philbert, but there’s no getting passed me.
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    PHILBERT (sadly and melodramatically)
    They appealed to my emotions. They made me feel heard!
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    TOMMY
    Can it, Philbert!...
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    TOMMY
    Now which one of you wants to go first
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    car is heard from offscreen
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    TOMMY
    Oh Shit!
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    TOMMY
    We better skedaddle boys!
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    JAMIE
    You know, I bet you taught them that word.
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    KYLE
    Skedaddle?
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    JAMIE
    No, “shit” you idiot!
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    KYLE
    Oh…
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    KYLE
    Yeah probably
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    KYLE
    So what were you saying about Weezer?
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    JAMIE
    Dude, for the last time I was talking about-
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    TEENAGE GIRL (FRANTICALLY)
    Have you seen three babies? One has the face of a middle aged man, another sorta looks like a peanut and the third looks like he hasn’t slept in 5 months! I’m supposed to be babysitting them, their parents are gonna kill me!
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    JAMIE
    Haven’t seen ‘em.
    KYLE
    No clue.
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