B99 Santas cold open - Tarea

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1. —Okay-- B99open Jo 1
2. —you take the little one on the right, B99open Jo 2
3. —I'll take the big one on the left. B99open Jo 3
4. —No way I´m arresting Santa. B99open Jo 4
5. —Can't do it. B99open Jo 5
6. —You gotta do it. B99open Jo 6
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9. —Santa breaks the law, B99open Jo 9
10. —the law breaks Santa. B99open Jo 10
11. —No. Even your cool cop talk can't convince me to arrest Santa. B99open Jo 11
12. —Fine. B99open Jo 12
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14. —Then I'm going in alone B99open Jo 14
15. —NYPD! Santa, stop hitting Santa! B99open Jo 15
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17. —What's going on? B99open Jo 17
18. —I've been on this corner for six years, and suddenly this guy shows up. B99open Jo 18
19. —You don't own the corner. I got a charity, too. B99open Jo 19
20. —"Canine Diabetes"? Who cares about fat dogs?! —They can't give themselves shots! They have paws! B99open Jo 20
21. —Alright, calm down, B99open Jo 21
22. —Boyle, frisk the skinny one. B99open Jo 22
23. —I'm not frisking Santa. B99open Jo 23
24. —Fine. I'll do it, B99open Jo 24
25. —But if I find any presents, I'm keeping them. B99open Jo 25
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27. —Aaargh! Get Santa off me!- B99open Jo 27
28. —God, you reek of booze! B99open Jo 28
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33. —Wha- aw, gross, there´s burrito in his beard! B99open Jo 33
34. Charles: Punch Santa! Punch him in his fat, cherry cheeks! B99open Jo 34
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36. —Knife! Santa has a knife! B99open Jo 36
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38. —That's right! Boom! B99open Jo 38
39. —I just kicked Santa in the testicles! B99open Jo 39
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42. —...Merry Christmas! B99open Jo 42