B99 Santas cold open - Tarea

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—you take the little one on the right, B99open Jo
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—I'll take the big one on the left. B99open Jo
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—No way I´m arresting Santa. B99open Jo 4

—Can't do it. B99open Jo 5

—You gotta do it. B99open Jo 6

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—Santa breaks the law, B99open Jo 9

—the law breaks Santa. B99open Jo 10

—No. Even your cool cop talk can't convince me to
arrest Santa. B99open Jo 11

—Fine. B99open Jo 12

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—Then I'm going in alone B99open Jo 14

—NYPD! Santa, stop hitting Santa! B99open Jo 15

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—What's going on? B99open Jo 17

—I've been on this corner for six years, and suddenly
this guy shows up. B99open Jo 18

—You don't own the corner. I got a charity, too.
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—"Canine Diabetes"? Who cares about fat dogs?! —They can't give
themselves shots! They have paws! B99open Jo 20

—Alright, calm down, B99open Jo 21

—Boyle, frisk the skinny one. B99open Jo 22

—I'm not frisking Santa. B99open Jo 23

—Fine. I'll do it, B99open Jo 24

—But if I find any presents, I'm keeping them. B99open
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—Aaargh! Get Santa off me!- B99open Jo 27

—God, you reek of booze! B99open Jo 28

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—Wha- aw, gross, there´s burrito in his beard! B99open Jo
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Charles: Punch Santa! Punch him in his fat, cherry cheeks!
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—Knife! Santa has a knife! B99open Jo 36

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—That's right! Boom! B99open Jo 38

—I just kicked Santa in the testicles! B99open Jo 39

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—...Merry Christmas! B99open Jo 42

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