Welcome to Nightvale: The Glowcloud

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1. And now,
2. The news…
3. Have any of our listeners seen
4. the glowing cloud
5. that has been moving in
6. from the west?
7. Well,
8. John Peters,
9. you know,
10. the farmer?
11. He saw it
12. over the Western Ridge
13. this morning,
14. said he
15. “would have thought it was the setting sun if it wasn’t for the time of day.”
16. Apparently,
17. the cloud glows in a variety of colors,
18. perhaps changing
19. from observer to observer
20. although all report a low whistling
21. When it draws near.
24. One death has already been attributed to the glowcloud.
25. But listen,
26. it’s probably nothing.
27. If we had to shut down the town
28. for every mysterious event that at least one death could be attributed to, we’d never have time to do anything,
29. right?
30. That’s what the Sheriff’s Secret Police are saying,
31. And,
32. I agree,
33. although,
34. I would not go so far as to endorse their
35. “suggestion” to
36. “suggestion” to
37. “run directly”
38. “at the cloud”
39. “shrieking”
40. “and waving your arms”
41. “just to see what it does.”