Buried deep in one of the most widely used protocols in the internet - the Transport Control Protocol - lies a mechanism which, among others, is supposed to offer some sort of protection: TCP timestamps. Despite the fact that there have been numerous methods identified to exploit this mechanism, not much has been done to remediate the situation. These attacks include host uptime calculation, information gathering of the network layout behind a NAT, identifying virtual hosted services and hidden service detection in TOR. They have been around since at least 2001 and it is partially because of the variety of exploits that there has been no effective solution for the problems. In this talk we want to present new methods of exploitation and try to raise awareness for this problem in the hope of triggering remediation. Video of presentation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXXoz5-Z9h0