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Transcript

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  9. BEAUMONT: Wait, no–

  10. BEAUMONT: Wait, no–

  11. BEAUMONT: I can explain!

  12. BEAUMONT: Please– I swear, I–

  13. BEAUMONT: Please– I swear, I–

  14. BEAUMONT: Please– I swear, I–

  15. BEAUMONT: I–

  16. BEAUMONT: Okay. Things are fine.

  17. BEAUMONT: This will be fine.

  18. BEAUMONT: My mom won't even notice I'm gone.

  19. BEAUMONT: My mom won't even notice I'm gone.

  20. BEAUMONT: My mom won't even notice I'm gone.

  21. BEAUMONT: It's– It's just– a little thing?

  22. BEAUMONT: It's– It's just– a little thing?

  23. BEAUMONT: It's– It's just– a little thing?

  24. BEAUMONT: Oh, who am I even–

  25. BEAUMONT: Oh, who am I even–

  26. BEAUMONT: Oh, who am I even–

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  28. SORIN: First time?

  29. SORIN: First time?

  30. BEAUMONT: Ah, um– What–

  31. BEAUMONT: Ah, um– What–

  32. BEAUMONT: What do you mean, first? I shouldn't– This wouldn't–

  33. SORIN: You'll be fine. It will toughen ya up a

    bit.

  34. BEAUMONT: I– I'm stuck here– I–

  35. SORIN: Hey. Hey. Look at me, kid.

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  38. SORIN: They just want to scare you. Chin up.

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  42. SORIN: There. Now, why did they even drag you in?

  43. BEAUMONT: I. Um. Punched a guard..?

  44. BEAUMONT: I. Um. Punched a guard..?

  45. SORIN: (cackles)

  46. SORIN: (cackles)

  47. SORIN: HAH! I needed that!

  48. SORIN: What did the bastard do to deserve it?

  49. BEAUMONT: He...There was a little kid. Stole some apples from

    a stand. The guard looked like he was about to hurt 'em.

  50. BEAUMONT: So, I just...reacted.

  51. BEAUMONT: So, I just...reacted.

  52. BEAUMONT: So, I just...reacted.

  53. SORIN: Sounds like he had it coming.

  54. SORIN: Sounds like he had it coming.

  55. BEAUMONT: I had to do something. I didn't even realize

    I moved until it turned into a full fight.

  56. BEAUMONT: I had to do something. I didn't even realize

    I moved until it turned into a full fight.

  57. SORIN: How bad did the other guy look?

  58. SORIN: How bad did the other guy look?

  59. BEAUMONT: ...Ended up with a nasty black eye.

  60. SORIN: Hey, kid. How about a trade?

  61. SORIN: Hey, kid. How about a trade?

  62. SORIN: You're a strong kid. Could have some use for

    ya. I help you out. You help me.

  63. BEAUMONT: Help you...how? SORIN: You down to punch a few

    more guards?
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  65. BEAUMONT: It's... what got me here.

  66. BEAUMONT: I don't–

  67. BEAUMONT: I don't–

  68. SORIN: Well. Guess it's my time, then.

  69. SORIN: Well. Guess it's my time, then.

  70. BEAUMONT: Wait–!

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  73. BEAUMONT: I;ll help you. Just... Get me out. Please.

  74. BEAUMONT: I;ll help you. Just... Get me out. Please.

  75. SORIN: Great! Now...

  76. SORIN: Great! Now...

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  82. SFX: (Whoosh)

  83. SFX: (Whoosh)

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  89. SFX: (Whoosh)

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  98. SORIN: After you!

  99. SORIN: After you!

  100. SORIN: After you!

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  102. BEAUMONT: Who... Who even are you?

  103. SORIN: A bored adventurer, of sorts. Got a name?

  104. BEAUMONT: ...Beaumont?

  105. SORIN: Yeah, well, we'll work on that.