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Caleb Kim
April 20, 2026
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Distractions!
Caleb Kim
April 20, 2026
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T V( ma l e ) : L e t
’ s b e t o g e t h e r , y o u a n d me !
T V( f e ma l e ) : I
r e a l l y l i k e y o u , b u t . . .
T V( f e ma l e ) : I
d o n ’ t k n o w i f we c a n d o t h i s . r
T V( ma l e ) : I l i
k e y o u . mn a
T V( ma l e ) : Y o u
l i k e me , mn a
T V( ma l e ) : S o wh
a t ’ s s t o p p i n g u s ?
T V( f e ma l e ) : I
t ’ s s o me t h i n g I j u s t c a n ’ t d o r i g h t n o w. . . r
K a i t l y n : U g
h , a g a i n ? ! c i n g
None
None
* c r u n c h - c r
u n c h e l i t d o
* p l o p e l i t d
o
* mu n c h - mu n c h
e l i t d o
None
* y a wn e l i t d o
None
K a i t l y n : T h
e y n e e d t o s ma s h l i p s a n d t a l k i t o u t a l r e a d y . g
K a i t l y n : T h
e y n e e d t o s ma s h l i p s a n d t a l k i t o u t a l r e a d y . g
K a i t l y n : T h
e y n e e d t o s ma s h l i p s a n d t a l k i t o u t a l r e a d y . g
K a i t l y n : T h
e y n e e d t o s ma s h l i p s a n d t a l k i t o u t a l r e a d y . g
None
* s c r a t c h - s
c r a t c h e l i t d o
None
* s c r a t c h - s
c r a t c h e l i t d o
* s c r a t c h - s
c r a t c h e l i t d o
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* s c r a t c h - s
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* s c r a t c h - s
c r a t c h e l i t d o
None
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* c o n t i n u e s
s c r a t c h i n g d o o r i t
* c o n t i n u e s
s c r a t c h i n g d o o r i t
* c o n t i n u e s
s c r a t c h i n g d o o r i t
* c o n t i n u e s
s c r a t c h i n g d o o r i t
* c l i c k e l i t
d o
K a i t l y n : U g
h h h …I ’ l l l e t y o u o u t a f t e r t h i s e p i s o d e . s e d
K a i t l y n : U g
h h h …I ’ l l l e t y o u o u t a f t e r t h i s e p i s o d e . s e d
K a i t l y n : U g
h h h …I ’ l l l e t y o u o u t a f t e r t h i s e p i s o d e . s e d
K a i t l y n : U g
h h h …I ’ l l l e t y o u o u t a f t e r t h i s e p i s o d e . s e d
None
* Me o w! e l i t d o
K a i t l y n : I h
a v e n o t b e e n a b u m t o d a y ! s d o
K a i t l y n : I h
a v e n o t b e e n a b u m t o d a y ! s d o
K a i t l y n : I h
a v e n o t b e e n a b u m t o d a y ! s d o
None
K a i t l y n : T h
i s i s o n l y my . . . d o
K a i t l y n : . .
. my f t h o n e . o o d
* ME OW! e l i t d o
None
K a i t l y n : P l
e a s e l e t mo mmy r o t i n b e d t o d a y . s d o
K a i t l y n : P l
e a s e l e t mo mmy r o t i n b e d t o d a y . s d o
K a i t l y n : P l
e a s e l e t mo mmy r o t i n b e d t o d a y . s d o
K a i t l y n : P l
e a s e l e t mo mmy r o t i n b e d t o d a y . s d o
None
* c o n t i n u e s
s c r a t c h i n g d o o r i t
* c o n t i n u e s
s c r a t c h i n g d o o r i t
* d e e p s i g h e
l i t d o
* d e e p s i g h e
l i t d o
None
K a i t l y n : U g
h h h . . . m p o r
None
K a i t l y n : F i
n e . m p o r
None
None
None
K a i t l y n : Go a
n d l e a v e y o u r mo t h e r , b r a t . s d o
K a i t l y n : Go a
n d l e a v e y o u r mo t h e r , b r a t . s d o
K a i t l y n : Go a
n d l e a v e y o u r mo t h e r , b r a t . s d o
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K a i t l y n : Y o
u d o n ’ t wa n t t o l e a v e ? o
K a i t l y n : Y o
u d o n ’ t wa n t t o l e a v e ? o
K a i t l y n : L a
s t c h a n c e . . . m p o r
K a i t l y n : L a
s t c h a n c e . . . m p o r
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* T H U D ! e l i t
d o
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K a i t l y n : H u
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K a i t l y n : I g
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K a i t l y n : U s
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K a i t l y n : U s
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None
None
K a i t l y n : Ah h
h . . . m p o r
None
K a i t l y n : B a
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K a i t l y n : B a
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K a i t l y n : B a
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None
* Me o w! e l i t d o
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c r a t c h e l i t d o
* s c r a t c h - s
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K a i t l y n : S o
me l u n c h s h o u l d g e t y o u o f f my b a c k . e d
K a i t l y n : S o
me l u n c h s h o u l d g e t y o u o f f my b a c k . e d
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d o
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K a i t l y n : Oh .
a a l i q u a .
None
K a i t l y n : I g
u e s s y o u ’ r e n o t h u n g r y . s o d
K a i t l y n : I g
u e s s y o u ’ r e n o t h u n g r y . s o d
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u e s s y o u ’ r e n o t h u n g r y . s o d
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None
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K a i t l y n : F r
o m n o w o n , n o b o t h e r i n g T V t i me . o
K a i t l y n : F r
o m n o w o n , n o b o t h e r i n g T V t i me . o
K a i t l y n : F r
o m n o w o n , n o b o t h e r i n g T V t i me . o
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K a i t l y n : Wa s
t h a t t h e wi n d ? o
K a i t l y n : Wa s
t h a t t h e wi n d ? o
* ME OW! e l i t d o
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K a i t l y n : Y u
p . . . m p o r
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K a i t l y n : B a
c k t o my s h o w. p l a b o r e
K a i t l y n : B a
c k t o my s h o w. p l a b o r e
K a i t l y n : B a
c k t o my s h o w. p l a b o r e
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d o
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c r a t c h i n g r e s u me s i t d o
K a i t l y n : T h
e T V k i n d a b l o c k s i t o u t . s o d
K a i t l y n : T h
e T V k i n d a b l o c k s i t o u t . s o d
K a i t l y n : T h
e T V k i n d a b l o c k s i t o u t . s o d
K a i t l y n : T h
e T V k i n d a b l o c k s i t o u t . s o d
K a i t l y n : T h
e T V k i n d a b l o c k s i t o u t . s o d
K a i t l y n : J u
s t i g n o r e i t a n d i t a l l wa s h e s a wa y . b o r e
K a i t l y n : J u
s t i g n o r e i t a n d i t a l l wa s h e s a wa y . b o r e
K a i t l y n : J u
s t i g n o r e i t a n d i t a l l wa s h e s a wa y . b o r e
K a i t l y n : J u
s t i g n o r e i t a n d i t a l l wa s h e s a wa y . b o r e
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c p l a y s e l i t
K a i t l y n : OOOO! !
! m p o r
K a i t l y n : WAI T
I T S F I NAL L Y H AP P E NI NG! m p o r
K a i t l y n : WAI T
I T S F I NAL L Y H AP P E NI NG! m p o r
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I T S F I NAL L Y H AP P E NI NG! m p o r
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T V( ma l e ) : …b u t
I k n o w I l o v e y o u . c t e t u r
None
T V( ma l e ) : L e t
’ s j u s t k i s s a l r e a d y . c t e t u r
T V( ma l e ) : L e t
’ s j u s t k i s s a l r e a d y . c t e t u r
K a i t l y n : NO! !
! m p o r
K a i t l y n : MOVE OU
T T H E WA Y ! m
K a i t l y n : MOVE OU
T T H E WA Y ! m
None
K a i t l y n : Wh y
n o w o f a l l t i me s ! m
K a i t l y n : Wh y
n o w o f a l l t i me s ! m
K a i t l y n : Wh y
n o w o f a l l t i me s ! m
None
K a i t l y n : I t
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K a i t l y n : I t
’ s a l l o v e r …o r
None
K a i t l y n : T h
e k i s s s c e n e I wa i t e d t h i s wh o l e s e r i e s f o r …o r
K a i t l y n : T h
e k i s s s c e n e I wa i t e d t h i s wh o l e s e r i e s f o r …o r
K a i t l y n : T h
e k i s s s c e n e I wa i t e d t h i s wh o l e s e r i e s f o r …o r
K a i t l y n : I H
A VE H AD I T WI T H Y OU ! o r i d u n t
K a i t l y n : I H
A VE H AD I T WI T H Y OU ! o r i d u n t
K a i t l y n : I H
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A VE H AD I T WI T H Y OU ! o r i d u n t
None
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K a i t l y n : GR AAAAH
! ! ! m p o r
K a i t l y n : ME OWWW!
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K a i t l y n : H OW
D O Y OU L I K E I T ! ! ! m
K a i t l y n : H OW
D O Y OU L I K E I T ! ! ! m
None
None
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K a i t l y n : I C
AN S CR A T CH T H E D OOR L OU D T OO! ! ! m
K a i t l y n : I C
AN S CR A T CH T H E D OOR L OU D T OO! ! ! m
K a i t l y n : I ’
L L S CR A T CH I T J U S T L I K E Y OU ! ! ! m p o r
K a i t l y n : I ’
L L S CR A T CH I T J U S T L I K E Y OU ! ! ! m p o r
K a i t l y n : NOT S
O F U N ANY MOR E H U H ! ? ! m
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O F U N ANY MOR E H U H ! ? ! m
K a i t l y n : Wh a
t ? m p o i d u n t
None
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K a i t l y n : Wh o
a , I f l e w o f f t h e h a n d l e t h e r e . m
K a i t l y n : A ww,
y o u j u s t wa n t e d s o me l o v e f r o m Mo m? m
K a i t l y n : A ww,
y o u j u s t wa n t e d s o me l o v e f r o m Mo m? m
K a i t l y n : S o
r r y f o r e a r l i e r . m
K a i t l y n : No mo
r e d i s t r a c t i o n s t o d a y . . . m
K a i t l y n : No mo
r e d i s t r a c t i o n s t o d a y . . . m
K a i t l y n : . .
. n o n e e x c e p t y o u ! m