DevOpsCon 2020

The Taming of the Shrew – Institutionalising DevOps across the Enterprise

On the eve of Shakespeare’s birthday, there was a local event in Reading, UK to commemorate the great artist’s work. Being the eternal curious, I checked-in to get a quick understanding of the genius, only to be amazed on how well I already knew one of his worlds – “The Taming of the Shrew”. As the play introduced the characters and built the storyline, I realised that this is exactly what I do in consulting with Enterprises all across the world – share strategies to “tame” (institutionalise) the Shrew (DevOps) in the family (Enterprise). Join me in this magical journey in the Shakespearean era and explore how I discern their parlance in our software world.

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1. The Taming of the Shrew - Institutionalising DevOps across the Enterprise - Savinder Puri
2. Savinder Puri DevOps Evangelist, Zensar Technologies, UK Engineering (Computers), Class of 2000 Ambassador at DevOps Institute & CDF Published author Reiki Grandmaster & Angelic Healer
4. The Taming of the Shrew (in the family) to institutionalise DevOps Enterprise Shrew: [noun: shroo] An ill-tempered or aggressively assertive woman
5. Baptista The father, who wants to marry his daughter into prosperity
6. Katherine The daughter, who is penchant about her current lifestyle and strictly averse to marriage. Her hostility toward suitors particularly distresses her father.
7. Bianca Katherine’s sister, who ultimately falls in love and elopes for marriage. She is soft-spoken, sweet, and unassuming and has a love for life and all things beautiful
8. Petruchio Our Hero, who uses all the tricks of the trade and more, to tame the shrew - Katherine
9. Ok, lets get started with the story now...
10. Husht, master, here’s some good pastime toward. That wench is stark mad or wonderful froward. - Act 1, Scene1 This’ll be fun to watch! This girl is either completely crazy or incredibly will full. https://www.sparknotes.com/nofear/shakespeare/shrew/ Baptista despaired of finding a husband for his angry daughter Katherine
11. “This’ll be fun to watch! This girl is either completely crazy or incredibly will full.” Middle Management of every organisation ever, starting a DevOps transformation!
12. Petruchio: Come, come, you wasp, i’faith you are too angry. Katherine: If I be waspish, best beware my sting. Petruchio: My remedy is then to pluck it out. Katherine: Ay, if the fool could find where it lies. - Act 2, Scene1 Petruchio: Come, my little wasp—you’re too angry. Katherine: If I’m a wasp, look out for my stinger. Petruchio: All I have to do is remove it. Katherine: True, if a fool such as yourself could find it. Petruchio and Kathrine’s first fiery encounter – Kathrine resists change!
13. “Change is the law of life and those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future” - John F Kennedy “This will not work in our Environment” “This is how we’ve always done it” “But, we are different!
14. twixt such friends as we few words suffice. And therefore, if thou know One rich enough to be Petruchio’s wife, As wealth is burden of my wooing dance, Be she as foul as was Florentius' love, As old as Sibyl and as curst and shrewd As Socrates' Xanthippe, or a worse, - Act 1, Scene2 good friends like us can get by on a few words. If you can find a woman rich enough for me—because money is all I look for in a wife —let her be as ugly as Flotentius’s love, as old as the Sibyl, and as bad- tempered as Xanthippe. It wouldn’t matter one way or other. Baptitsa offered Petruchio 20,000 crowns as a dowry for his daughter
15. “find a woman rich enough for me—because money is all I look for in a wife...” Migrate the application to Cloud by mid 2021 – that’s all I look for... Story of a Bank in London
16. O, sir, his lackey, for all the world caparisoned like the horse; with a linen stock on one leg and a kersey boot- hose on the other, gartered with a red and blue list; an old hat and the humor of forty fancies pricked in ’t for a feather. A monster, a very monster in apparel, and not like a Christian footboy or a gentleman’s lackey. - Act 2, Scene2 Just his servant, sir—pretty much got up like the horse, with a linen stocking on one leg and a big woolen booty on the other, a pair of red and blue garters, and an old hat with something no one’s ever seen before where the feather should be. Through his wild behaviour, Petruchio hoped to cure Katherine of her temper
17. “There is no cookie cutter strategy... Each one must find your own Pertuchio!” — Savinder Puri Who is the Petruchio in your organisation? What strategies do you think are working – and not working for him/her? How do you create more Petruchio(s) in your own organisation? What framework will it take for one Petruchio to collaborate with another?
18. 'Tis burnt, and so is all the meat. What dogs are these! Where is the rascal cook? How durst you, villains, bring it from the dresser And serve it thus to me that love it not? There, take it to you, trenchers, cups, and all! - Act 3, Scene1 It’s burnt. The whole thing is burnt. You bastards! Where is that moron of a cook? You devils! How dare you serve it to me this way! There, take it all back— plates, cups, the whole thing. Petruchio pretended to find fault with all the food and Katherine went to bed supperless
19. ' Last night she slept not, nor tonight she shall not. As with the meat, some undeservèd fault I’ll find about the making of the bed, And here I’ll fling the pillow, there the bolster, This way the coverlet, another way the sheets. Ay, and amid this hurly I intend That all is done in reverend care of her. And, in conclusion, she shall watch all night, And if she chance to nod I’ll rail and brawl, And with the clamor keep her still awake. This is a way to kill a wife with kindness, - Act 4, Scene1 Last night she got no sleep, and she won’t get any tonight. Just as I did with the meat, I’ll make up some problem with the way the bed is made, and throw the pillow one way and the cushion the other, and the blanket over here and the sheets over there. And through all the shouting and fuss, I’ll swear that it’s all out of love for her. The end result will be that she’ll sit up all night. And if she starts to drop off, I’ll rant and yell until I wake her up. This is how to kill a wife with kindness Petruchio found fault with the bed & complained so loudly that Katherine did not sleep a wink
20. Why, this was molded on a porringer! A velvet dish! Fie, fie, ’tis lewd and filthy! Why, ’tis a cockle or a walnut shell, A knack, a toy, a trick, a baby’s cap. Away with it! Come, let me have a bigger. - Act 4, Scene3 Why, this was modeled on a porridge bowl! It’s a velvet dish! No, definitely not! It’s cheap and nasty! It’s like a cockleshell or a walnut shell, a joke, a prank, a doll’s cap. Take it away. Bring me a bigger one. Petruchio even found fault with the hat and gown he had ordered for his wife
21. “All change is hard at first, messy in the middle, and so gorgeous at the end.” - Robin Sharma Story of starting and scaling DevOps for a roadside assistance organisation in UK
22. Then God be blessed, it is the blessèd sun. But sun it is not, when you say it is not, And the moon changes even as your mind. What you will have it named, even that it is, And so it shall be so for Katherine. - Act 4, Scene5 Then God be praised, it is the blessed sun. But it is not the sun when you say it is not, and the moon changes according to your mind. Whatever you want to call a thing, that’s what it is—and that’s what it will always be for me. Katherine is beginning to mend her ways, as they travel to her fathers home
23. “Nothing succeeds like success” Squads, tribes, chapter or pods... Whatever it takes to break the mods!
24. Baptista: Now, in good sadness, son Petruchio, I think thou hast the veriest shrew of all Petruchio: Well, I say no. And therefore, for assurance, Let’s each one send unto his wife; And he whose wife is most obedient To come at first when he doth send for her, 70Shall win the wager which we will propose. - Act 5, Scene 2 Baptista: Seriously, though, son Petruchio, I think you have the most thoroughgoing shrew of us all. Petruchio: Well, I disagree. But why not put it to the test? Let’s each one send for his wife. Whichever’s is most obedient and comes most readily shall win the bet that we’ll propose. Petruchio entered a wager with his friends to see whose wife was the most obedient
27. Thank you! @savinderpuri