Do Something Else

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1. Do Something Else John Sutherland EdinburghJS, April 2015
2. @sneeu
4. Do Something Else
6. Probably short
7. Still no JavaScript!
8. A “soft–talk” about doing other things
9. Not web–audio
10. Why?
11. Computers are awful
12. Computers only do what you tell them
13. And talking to computers is hard
14. Other developers are jerks
16. You 3 weeks ago is a jerk
17. You 8 years ago is a massive jerk
19. “Bug compatible”
21. Bugs all the way down
22. Any large system with bugs
26. Go for a walk
27. Go home
28. Doing ♣ makes your ♠ better
29. Java & Ruby
30. Python & Clojure
31. Parenting & line–management
38. Everything is terrible
39. … but
45. Thanks